Eternum was honestly rather daunting to try, despite being always on my radar as one of the consistently highest rated VNs. The screenshots showed oddball characters (like a red head with an eyepatch, huh?) and the many different complicated settings (cyberpunk = heavy lore, right?) combined with the hefty download size all pointed at an imposing read.
I couldn't be more wrong. The VN is immediately relatable and funny in the first ten seconds with Chang (plus incredibly adorable with Annie). Letting the MC settle in before hopping into the video game world was a brilliant decision that grounded the story. Even the way you earn access to the game was very rewarding and showed how complex and nuanced the VN was going to be.
GAMEPLAY: 3.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐
At the end of the day, this is a Ren'Py Visual Novel, so gameplay was never going to be this game's strong suit. It's fine, but a huge reason why I typically only play one VN a year, as I prefer smutty emergent gameplay like getting raped in a dungeon crawl. That said, the choices occasionally made me sweat bullets (such as East Timor) and some are compelling enough I always immediately rewind to see both branches.
GRAPHICS: 4/5 to 5/5 (Gets better later) ⭐⭐⭐⭐
It seems the game got a ton of funding and really stepped up the graphics quality in the later half, not that the first half was bad. At the start of the game it's mostly side boob shots paired with a typical generic MC. The second half ramps into well animated sex scenes with a chiseled chad gym bro MC sporting an 8-pack of abs. Also, do yourself a favor and check out the fan art threads for this game. The graphics and character design are amazing enough to spawn quality community art.
AUDIO: 5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Huge shout out to the music that appears in the second half of the game. The tracks look like they're made just for the game and are honestly fantastic additions to IRL sexy time playlists.
PORN: 4.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
There's a solid stream of sex scenes, though some can be easily missed if you make a wrong decision. That said, the scenes are only vanilla to slightly spicy, which loses points for me. But there is hope of them progressing farther on the current trajectory (for example, there's hinting of bondage right now). Other top VN games like Pale Carnations or Accidental Mind deliver better porn, but the quality and spiciness keeps getting better with Eternum.
Porn and harem believability also skyrockets if you focus on a small detail dropped at the start of the story: 65% of the Eternum population signed up just to bang on sex servers. This explains why people want to casually hook up online (very realistic) and also partially explains why everyone is kinda incompetent except the main crew of characters. I think the author should lean into this even more, it's a win-win for boosting believability but also setting a lewd tone for everything. I also just love stories where people are banging everywhere.
STORY: 6/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Unfortunately, the overall grand plot is a poor generic "collect the magic items" from a run-of-the-mill Anime or Ready Player One/Isekai style story. The main plot moves at a glacial pace, is overly cryptic (I'm not sure the writer even knew the full plot when the cryptic messages started), and isn't particularly rewarding to unravel.
Fortunately, the vast bulk of the game's story is instead the mini-adventures of Chang's 9 (from space station horror to casino heist). These are all excellent and I find myself always wanting more of these, sometimes even getting annoyed when a sex scene interrupts them since I want to keep reading about the group's hijinks.
The final piece of the puzzle is character development slice-of-life in the real world, where some character's backstories are genuinely moving and other's personalities ridiculously endearing to read. Amazingly good stuff.
OVERALL: 4.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Deserves its #1 spot but could be a little bit better for me on gameplay and kinkiness.
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CHARACTER REVIEWS (Spoilers)
I couldn't be more wrong. The VN is immediately relatable and funny in the first ten seconds with Chang (plus incredibly adorable with Annie). Letting the MC settle in before hopping into the video game world was a brilliant decision that grounded the story. Even the way you earn access to the game was very rewarding and showed how complex and nuanced the VN was going to be.
GAMEPLAY: 3.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐
At the end of the day, this is a Ren'Py Visual Novel, so gameplay was never going to be this game's strong suit. It's fine, but a huge reason why I typically only play one VN a year, as I prefer smutty emergent gameplay like getting raped in a dungeon crawl. That said, the choices occasionally made me sweat bullets (such as East Timor) and some are compelling enough I always immediately rewind to see both branches.
GRAPHICS: 4/5 to 5/5 (Gets better later) ⭐⭐⭐⭐
It seems the game got a ton of funding and really stepped up the graphics quality in the later half, not that the first half was bad. At the start of the game it's mostly side boob shots paired with a typical generic MC. The second half ramps into well animated sex scenes with a chiseled chad gym bro MC sporting an 8-pack of abs. Also, do yourself a favor and check out the fan art threads for this game. The graphics and character design are amazing enough to spawn quality community art.
AUDIO: 5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Huge shout out to the music that appears in the second half of the game. The tracks look like they're made just for the game and are honestly fantastic additions to IRL sexy time playlists.
PORN: 4.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
There's a solid stream of sex scenes, though some can be easily missed if you make a wrong decision. That said, the scenes are only vanilla to slightly spicy, which loses points for me. But there is hope of them progressing farther on the current trajectory (for example, there's hinting of bondage right now). Other top VN games like Pale Carnations or Accidental Mind deliver better porn, but the quality and spiciness keeps getting better with Eternum.
Porn and harem believability also skyrockets if you focus on a small detail dropped at the start of the story: 65% of the Eternum population signed up just to bang on sex servers. This explains why people want to casually hook up online (very realistic) and also partially explains why everyone is kinda incompetent except the main crew of characters. I think the author should lean into this even more, it's a win-win for boosting believability but also setting a lewd tone for everything. I also just love stories where people are banging everywhere.
STORY: 6/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Unfortunately, the overall grand plot is a poor generic "collect the magic items" from a run-of-the-mill Anime or Ready Player One/Isekai style story. The main plot moves at a glacial pace, is overly cryptic (I'm not sure the writer even knew the full plot when the cryptic messages started), and isn't particularly rewarding to unravel.
Fortunately, the vast bulk of the game's story is instead the mini-adventures of Chang's 9 (from space station horror to casino heist). These are all excellent and I find myself always wanting more of these, sometimes even getting annoyed when a sex scene interrupts them since I want to keep reading about the group's hijinks.
The final piece of the puzzle is character development slice-of-life in the real world, where some character's backstories are genuinely moving and other's personalities ridiculously endearing to read. Amazingly good stuff.
OVERALL: 4.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Deserves its #1 spot but could be a little bit better for me on gameplay and kinkiness.
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CHARACTER REVIEWS (Spoilers)
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