Srsly why does always have to be a horsecock? Having the MC fucking all those hot chicks with his ridicolous dick would've been more of an interesting mechanic than the overused polejunk
All right, after playing for a straight 10+ hours no breaks this game is amazing (I know I'm sick in the head), I started around 2 am something, and I picked the 1st ending. Also here if anyone wants my save file it isn't 100% but very close.