Between the Sheets and the Stove: A Sexy Showdown. A Maria and Consuela Fanfiction. Requested by the_cannibalglimpse..
The pics are done by Justhavingalook, Scorpiov, and Matt100
Consuela was in the grocery store getting food for dinner that night when she saw MC talking to a beautiful Italian woman holding a baby. As they said goodbye, she pulled him in for a deep kiss. Consuela stood there for a moment and then hid in an aisle. "Who was that woman? And why was she kissing him?" The thought's bounced around in her head. Judging by the ring on her finger, she's married, and at a second look, that baby looked a little like him. "Dios Mio (Dear Lord). He's a homewrecker!" Consuela put her hands to her mouth in shock. "I must confront him." Consuela nodded. The next day, she cornered him at the beach house. "Cheater!" She pointed at him. "What?" MC said. "You, bad man." She said. Then she went on this rant in broken English, but it sounded like she saw him at the grocery store with Maria. "I think I know what you're mad about, and it's a complete misunderstanding. Come with me to Tony's." MC smiled. She didn't understand everything, but learned to follow her gut and went with MC. At the pizza joint, Tony saw MC come in with Consuela. "Hey champ, another one of your girlfriends? Didn't know you liked them older, but I can see why." He looked at her wide, childbearing hips. "It's not like that. I need a Spanish translator." MC said. "Maria! MC needs you up here for a sec." Tony shouted. "Shhh. You'll wake the baby. Now what does.." Maria stopped short as she saw Consuela. "A bit old for you, isn't she?" Maria asked with a slight attitude, sizing Consuela up. "It's not like that. I need you to translate, please," MC begged. "Hphm," Maria huffed. Is she mad at me? MC thought. MC told Maria the situation, and she spoke to Consuela about what was happening between her and MC. Consuela looked mad. Maria, what was said as she was saying it. "Todo lo que tenías que hacer era esperar a mi hija!" (All you had to do was wait for my daughter!)" She yelled at him. "No fui suficiente!?" (Was I not enough?!). Consuela pointed to herself. "So you are screwing her." Maria crossed her arms. "Nice!" Tony gave MC a thumbs-up. "Shut up, Tony!" Maria swatted the back of his head. "Espera a mi hija. Le enseñaré a ser una buena esposa y una buena cocinera" (Just wait for my daughter. I will teach her to be a good wife and a good cook). She swiped a finger at a tomato sauce spray on Maria's apron. "Insípida!" (Tasteless!). She spat on the ground. Maria lunged at Consuela, but Tony held her back, and MC held Consuela back. Maria and Consuela cursed at each other. It was then decided that a cook-off would be held, and the winner would keep MC. At the beachouse, Maria and Consuela cooked up a storm. When he tried their food, he couldn't decide. Not setteling for a tie, they decided on a sex competion, who ever could make MC cum the most was the winner. MC came so many times that his dick hurt. It was another tie. With MC out, they patched things up and even talked about collaborating. Tony's was busier than ever. Maria and Consuela combined some of their dishes to make an Italian-Mexican fusion. They even spawned two more restaurants, and MC spawned two new lives—one to Consuela, and one to Maria.