- May 10, 2018
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my take on the story is ..dude lost memory..but knows he's going to school..lol...derp..is nice guy walks dame home..they drink horse tranq(tastes like tea..of course!!) and boink(leading to a close bond that is forgotten about whenever you encounter her afterwards cause ya know..she just serves food so is unworthy of further pursuit)...later game really wants you to go gay and tries really hard but you can avoid it..or go with the flow whichever is your happy spot...you talk to folks trying to find out who ya are confusing convos etc etc blah blah...mystery weirdo in the park to throw you off even more...well intentioned convos with library nerdchick OF COURSE result in death threats if you harm her cause thats what ALL us guys do...its our DNA natch..trans birdy roommate of course assumes ya gonna wanna sex him up cause thats always how people think first meeting ..it is always the first thought BEFORE.."hello my name is" so i didnt try to sex him..probably destroying his chi in the process..and went for a walk..creepy kid is in park..makes sense in this story because of course he is..Doesn't matter, plenty of games out with similar/same names. With so many games being released it's going to happen.
I'm too busy trying to make sense of this story to be swinging cricket bats.
OK..i'm being silly..BUT..does it make sense now? hehehehe(hands you a cricket bat)