I promised to write a review and here I am, keeping my promise. I know, quite admirable.
The Good:
The jank MS Paint art is charming. Yeah, you'd need to bleach your eyes after looking at it for too long, but it's still better than AI-generated slob.
It's short, approx 30min.
If I counted right, it got 11 or so endings.
The Meh:
It's absurd. It delivered on that, and the humour is an acquired taste that I have yet to acquire.
The Bad:
The comedy doesn't just fall flat, it face plants and loses a tooth every time. What do you mean I got a bad ending by just clicking on a light pulp?! You dickhead!
This is just a glorified shitpost with multiple endings.
It's clearly a stupid project the dev made, probably out of sheer boredom, and sheer boredom it delivered. If I didn't promise to write a review, I wouldn't have.
The Good:
The jank MS Paint art is charming. Yeah, you'd need to bleach your eyes after looking at it for too long, but it's still better than AI-generated slob.
It's short, approx 30min.
If I counted right, it got 11 or so endings.
The Meh:
It's absurd. It delivered on that, and the humour is an acquired taste that I have yet to acquire.
The Bad:
The comedy doesn't just fall flat, it face plants and loses a tooth every time. What do you mean I got a bad ending by just clicking on a light pulp?! You dickhead!
This is just a glorified shitpost with multiple endings.
It's clearly a stupid project the dev made, probably out of sheer boredom, and sheer boredom it delivered. If I didn't promise to write a review, I wouldn't have.