This shit is wild.
I’m just going to talk about the writing here, because the rest isn’t all that noteworthy. The VN plays fine and looks fine, though the main models have all been used a hundred times in other games by now.
If I had to sum up the writing in one word: aggressive.
Like the game is daring me to point out how ridiculous it is because it doesn't believe that I'd have the unmitigated gall to do such a thing.
I'm less than 48 hours in after seeing my mom and sisters for the first time in 5 years, and we're making out half naked.
Apparently I'm 21 and have an absurd amount of wealth and resources, owning multiple businesses, just throwing phones and bank cards and new clothes around my multimillion dollar mansion. Apparently the fucking president “owes me a few favors” too. Dope.
I made all my money and contacts by just wandering around Afghanistan until I “found a guerilla group” and then getting discovered by a Secret Service agent “after a few days.” Within a month, I tortured the head of a terrorist cell to death and “saved over a hundred kids from radicalization.” Because I’m goddamn Jack Bauer. I once tried to stop a teenager from shooting a hostage, so I talked him down, got him to take his hand off the trigger, got him to smile back at me, and then I slit his throat anyway because I knew I’d need an even-more-tragic backstory someday. And then the US president gave me a company and money because that’s what you do for an 18 year-old hero who kills children needlessly.
But on to the bits with tits. My aunt who I've literally never met before today is like, "You want to fuck your mom, right? Kiss her, bro, it'll work out."
So just out of left field, I'm all, “Hey Mom, been thinking about fucking you and the sisters. Like, it's kinda upsetting how much I'm thinking about it. Even made out with the older one earlier. Crazy, right?” Because humans beings love revealing their deepest degeneracy to their recently widowed mothers- we've all been there, let’s not front.
And Mom is like, “Yep, runs in the family. I grew up having orgies all over the house; my parents popped all their kids' cherries and my dad still fucks his brother probably even though five scenes ago I had to ask you how my parents were doing because I don't even know where they live. Your dad was pretty into that shit too but usually just in a respectful way, but it was whatever because he got his junk cut off and so he was mad at you because you still had a dick and obviously you'd wanna do the incest thing with me so that’s why he beat you a lot.” And MC just accepts this as being absolutely logical and not at all BATSHITFUCKINGINSANE because incestual desire is def genetics, you guys, and this is absolutely how human beans would broach the topic.
The new women in my house are all gorgeous but the sisters are of course both virgins and my mom hasn't fucked anyone in like 20 years. My aunt also was also separated from her husband so things weren’t good for her either. Her (twin!) daughters are all-in on incest and have been waiting for an opportunity to get rolling down that road. Suck it, Voltaire, because there is a god and this really is "the best of all possible worlds" because I couldn't possibly be attracted to these characters unless they have all had the least amount of cock possible so as not to ruin their appeal and have no positive male relationships in their lives and they’re also all completely dependent on me to not become homeless. It’s just about every terrible power fantasy trope. I’m their white knight and their future one true love. Harem train, bitches.
And apparently to get the most desirable outcomes, the player literally just only picks the top option over and over? I want to hate that, but I don’t, because I feel like keeping this part simple in the face of the rest of the VN’s delightful absurdity seems almost logical. So +1 for that, I guess.
I'm like an hour in, and my +1 INLAND EMPIRE tie is feeling really snug around my neck all of a sudden.
WhatTheFuckEven/5