HTML - A Sim-Life Porn Game [v1.05 fix] [Nala.Dev]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Darklord1234

    Grindy dogshit. Apparently you turn into a pumpkin at 23 hrs as well. Begin a seduction min-game and screen changes to bedroom. ok. Maybe tell me that? Stupid generic garbage not worth the time. Is this two hundred characters yet? Stupid reviews.
  2. 4.00 star(s)

    ElizaF

    Overall, this is an interesting game with a lot of potential, but isn't perfect and still needs a lot of work to get close.

    Pros - things that made the game fun to play:
    - The core game loop is decent and generally feels rewarding, especially towards the beginning and end of a girl's story.
    - The writing feels like actual dialogue/like how a person might actually speak.
    - Model images are hot, and the video clips are usually fairly long compared to other games like this, making it more enjoyable to view with less looping.
    - Videos have sound, which is great (but they are muted by default)
    - I didn't run into a single bug while playing, which is rare for Twine games in development

    Neutral points - don't make the game worse, but are noticeable areas for improvement:
    - The flirt minigame required to advance a girl's level has you matching emojis under a generous time limit. It's not hard, but it does get repetitive after a while.
    - The pornstars chosen for video clips are some of the most popular and well-known actresses in the industry, and appear in a lot of games like this, which makes the experience of playing less unique.

    Cons - these made the game less fun to play:
    - The grind at certain points is a little slow, especially when you start needing to buy gifts or clothes to progress with certain girls. You can make $180 a day currently if all you do during the day is work, then you have two actions left at night to train your skills or flirt.
    - Girls' stat requirements got a bit annoying towards the end. Angela needing so many hearts was a bit annoying at times, as was Riley requiring the dancing skill that can only be leveled up at the nightclub two times a week. And the clothes stat requirement gets extremely expensive and grindy.

    Suggestions for improvement:
    - The money grind could be fixed by increasing the amount of money the player makes from working. Maybe the player could get a raise after working at the cafe/bar a certain number of times.
    - I think the stat system is a unique and interesting idea, but I think the requirements for advancing a girl's relationship should be lower so that there is less grind.
    - More interesting models would be great! Right now the variety is a bit lacking.

    I look forward to checking this game out in the future to see how it develops.
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    Erik Marsx

    Pointless.

    There's basically no story, and yet somehow the videos manage to be completely unrelated to the little there is.

    There's no game, you just grind a few stats by clicking on the same buttons every day.

    There's no interaction with the girls, whatever passes as "flirting" here is completely abstracted to clicking on the matching emoji again and again.

    Just watch the originals on Pornhub or wherever, at least you'll get the full videos, and you won't have to unmute the audio every fucking time.
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    Skatyniaka

    For the first time I see a game without any dialogue or any interaction between characters. Just increase the parameter in the statistics and get a piece of video.
    It's good that the models are still excellent.
    Fucking Trash!
  5. 5.00 star(s)

    Kyfal

    NICE!

    The game cuts to the chase but still gives you detailed text. There’s a great mix of content, plus a mini-game that keeps things fresh and interactive.

    The dev's also dropping updates nearly every month which is awesome.
  6. 3.00 star(s)

    Feyschek

    I say right away this is not a review or a general recommendation for the game "A Sim-Life Porn Game"

    This is purely my personal opinion and the impressions that I have left after completing this game.

    Positive aspects:

    - I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of content this game offers at such an early stage.

    - There are almost no errors in the game, that is, everything that is designed in the game works without errors, this is a big plus ;)

    That's the end of the pleasant moments, let's move on to the controversial and bad ones.

    Controversial and pleasant aspects:

    - I think the idea of completely abandoning the plot was a bad idea on the part of the developer, why? Because it kills the development of the game and the addition of new characters at the root.

    Although maybe I'm wrong about adding new game characters.

    - I wrote above that there is enough content in the game, but it is random...
    There is no linking of content from locations, so do not be surprised that in the bar or in the kitchen, you will have a sex scene in the bedroom, this is normal.

    - Mini games are a cool idea, except that most people play these games with one hand. :LOL: I think the hint is clear here.

    And now I will summarize my conclusions.
    Overall, I liked the game "A Sim-Life Porn Game", the content is there, but it takes time to get it.
    But let's be honest with ourselves? In any game on this site, you have to spend tons of hours to get 3 videos, and a couple of just pictures!

    Therefore, criticizing a game that gives you content for your time is stupid.
    Considering that the game was recently released.

    :whistle: I remind you! This review is made and based on my personal observations and impressions of the game, it should not be considered a review for the general public.