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RPGM - Completed - A Swordsman Gets Drunk on Semen and Creampied [v1.0] [ULTRA]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    JacarandaSun

    This game has the most blunt yet accurate title of any h-game ever made. The title is exactly what happens in the game.

    That said, this is super short and is essentially just a CG collector. The translation is horrible, there is no subtle way to put it, but you can piece together enough of the Engrish to understand what's going on. The porn itself is pretty good. Yes it reuses quite a lot of assets, but what you get (especially for the price of the game) is great. The character is very attractive and, honestly, I wish she was used in a better game.

    Just play this for the porn. I'm giving it a 2/5 because the only attractive thing about this game is the porn and with a game, well, you have to judge it as a game, and as a game this one just isn't that good.
  2. 4.00 star(s)

    Deleted member 7567956

    Honestly, pretty good. You've played Japanese RPGM games like this one at least 20 times before, but this particular genre is like Omelette at breakfast- it never gets old. Ticks all the checkmarks I want from a jap RPGM game.

    Very good H scenes- the artstyle is perfect for me. Easily unlockable scenes that require almost no grind. You can slut out the protagonist pretty fast but it doesn't feel unnatural because we really don't know much about her past. You can roleplay and contextualize those aspects of her personality as you see fit. Also- has armpit licking content which is like the holy grail for me.

    Only reason I'm subtracting one star is because the MTL sucks. If this ever gets a proper translation I'll give it 5 stars.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    Haidra

    Medium length, easily unlocked scenes. Basic story, good H.

    So, why give it 5 stars you ask? Because the protagonist actually looks like an attractive adult female with normal proportions. No pedo bait. No giant mutant udders or other deformities.

    Just sexy and feminine.
  4. 4.00 star(s)

    Arrhenkigen

    for 3$ price tag, it is more or less worth it
    same as others said, it is lacking in story, but the CGs are good enough (variant sets) and properly drawn
    if you just want to see the scenes, just use the save file provided in this thread and watch all the scenes
    as far as i know, there are only like 2 endings
  5. 3.00 star(s)

    dreminh

    every review is valid but most forget one important thing , the pricetag of 3$ , so this is pretty solid with good art and nice setting and for 3$ it is very small ,any way you can play for quick fap , but translation using sugoi is very meh despite there not much to talk about the story
  6. 3.00 star(s)

    datadraino

    The game re-uses a lot of cg but the stuff they put in is pretty good. The VA sounds pretty hot and the art and positions are hot but there isn't that much content. The content boils down to I think 4 or 5 event paths and you can probably finish the game in 30 or 45 minutes, a lot less if you don't read and just fap.

    It is a good game but not a great game.
  7. 3.00 star(s)

    sergyo_ml

    The game is simple, easy and a bit lacking, but it shows promise. I kind of like the h-scenes, so a 3/5. As always, animation and voice acting and it'd be a 4, a better gameplay and a 5.
    Art and sounds are good
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    jerro

    nothing to review here really, this is barely a game
    got baited by art and some commenters, dont bother with this one, complete waste of time
    terrible translation, very few default low variation scenes, no progression, day1 brothel, whole world consists of 3 mobs and 3 houses
  9. 2.00 star(s)

    Onyxdime

    The art is good. The pacing is appalling.

    This is marketed as a corruption game. For an effective corruption game to work there needs to be a baseline of the uncorrupted character to deviate from. That baseline cannot be the female MC blindfolded and sucking a cock wearing nothing but nipple pasties less than three minutes after clicking New Game.

    All is not lost though. This developer can clearly draw. They can clearly code. They clearly know where they want their story to end.

    What they need to do is find a way to gradually introduce corruption to their game.

    There's a good background theme around the MC getting "drunk" on semen. That offers a lot of possibilities for the developer to explore. They could have her accidentally consume semen that was hidden in her drink, which triggers a scene.

    As it stands, the game has a solid start, a solid premise, and solid ending scenes. But there is absolutely nothing along the way.