Ren'Py - A Wife's Phone [v0.6.5] [Bloody Ink/Scyxar Studios]

A Wifes Phone is one of the few Renpy games that actually made me forget that I am playing a Renpy game, because its UI is so good. it simulates the phone of the protagonist as you delve into the story in which you happen to stumble across an app which is capable of influencing the minds of others...who will you influence in what way? thats up to you. This games revolves heavily around the kinks NTR, blacked and (optional) sissification.

The pros:
A huge variety of story branches, which in return branch further into multiple roots.
The selection of pictures and videos is done very well.
The games pacing is just right, not too. fast nor too slow.
the overall setting is very erotic and (for the most part) believable (aside from the mind control app being a thing in of itself)

The cons:
currently, I see two issues with the game:
1. the games branches are too disconnect from each other, or rather the MCs opinion about whats happening is. The MC can be fuming about the attempts of Jenna to corrupt the MC's wife into liking BBC whilst simultaneously whoring her out with black man for her only fans. This could be fixed with something like variables which keep track of MCs agreeability.
2. whilst the fact that something like a mind control app is already a bit of a stretch in terms of believability, an app that can magically change your gender sure is even more so. right now there are branches relying on this app to just magically work, but at least for me it seems too absurd. Maybe instead of another app one could include other things such as syringes, machines or skin suits that fuse with the wearer. Literally anything is more believable than an app suddenly changing your junk down there with no apparent reason.

Overall: I like the game a whole lot and I am curious for what it will have in store in the future!

This is truly the best game. so much effort has been put into it, so much content and options. Thanks to the developer. I hope you will continue to please and develop for a long time. There are still many development options
The only thing is that I would like to be able to go through all the content, and not just the options that you choose

Overall, I like the game, but due to its size, complexity, and the fact that English is not the author's first language, there are many errors, inconsistencies, and annoying elements.

- the frequent use of the word “pleasure” is damn annoying.
- why can't the player block Jenna?
- why, when “hypnotizing” characters, should the player go to someone’s profile and constantly view this message?
- before the latest “fix” of the game, the player could cheat on his wife and at the same time be on the “cuck route”, where the wife sleeps with others with his consent.
Now, if you are on the “cuck route,” content with other women is blocked.
- Why give the player the ability to block individual character paths if it blocks the main story?
For example, I don't like Greg and Mark, and I blocked their routes, but then I realized that in order to move forward with the plot, I need to follow their story.
etc.
I will add that the routes lack flexibility and choices.
The game gives you several choices at the very beginning, after which, once you take a certain route, the story becomes quite linear.

Until the game is fixed and my save file I spent hours on is fixed this game will remain at a 1 star, garbage. I'm not replaying the whole thing because this dude decided to break the whole game. "end route" button doesn't work, restart doesn't work, no more pause for content you don't want to engage with, wife is no longer in the phone, and before anyone says that I just need to restart the game on skip, you need to also use the brainwashing crap which means you have to click around on every single person and click on the brainwash texts to corrupt them all over again, hundreds of times. No thanks. Fix this shit or I'm out for good.

I've followed this game for quite a while and even contributed a bit at early stages, and while it's far from perfect the dev gets major points from me for his consistency of effort. However, if I were to come to this game in its current state for the first play through I'd be removing at least half a star. There are simply too many logical oversights, and I feel that a lot of the problems and regressions in the codebase have been introduced due to how ambitious its dev is. Bugs have also been an issue at times, although patches are released quite quickly and publically.

For those unfamiliar with this project, it's an extremely lengthy phone simulator with a cuckolding/sluttification focus. Although there are other playstyles available, I think that if I didn't like those things I might be a bit unsatisfied. The smut is largely real porn images and videos.

With that out of the way, most of the rest of this review is going to be fairly critical. That's not because I dislike the game, but more because it was a game that I liked very much but which I find myself consistently less excited about.

So, my complaints:
1. There are simply too many characters and too many variations of path to iron out with the game's substantive and consistent release schedule. Very often you'll encounter situations where back-to-back conversations with the same character make little-to-no sense simply due to collisions occurring in two distinct paths for one or more characters.
2. The day cycle for event propagation is initially immersive and then fairly frustrating as you advance time hoping to see the continuation of certain paths, to the extent that I downloaded an autoclicker.
3. Another disadvantage of the number of characters and paths is that I eventually found myself having to disable a huge number of paths in the info submenus as I found that they were distracting me from what I considered the core paths. These would pop up as I advanced time, and I found myself with an inbox containing a mixture of conversations I was looking forward to and "junk mail" that I would be forced to not only read but also seek out on other phones.
4. The interface is decentralized and, at times, opaque. There are also a number of app icons that exist either as one-offs or as nonfunctional flavor images. The chief offender, interface-wise, for me, however, is your home screen messages icon, which always indicates that I have a new message even when this is not the case.

With that said, I did really love playing this game early on. Some of the conversations with my wife (whose name is, thankfully, dynamic, and I don't remember encountering any hard-coding errors during my playthroughs, which is surprisingly unusual -- in a good way!) were very hot and lent themselves very well to my imagination. The buildup was great, even if the pacing was a bit uneven and my character seemed a little MPD depending on what branch we were on. As a side-note, the black bar picture conversations were exceptional! I supported this project because I felt the dev "got it" and I was hopeful for its future.

I think the wide-spread issues with this game are largely due to decisions that cannot be clawed back at this point without upsetting multiple substantial segments of its fanbase. If I were to request anything at this point it would be:
- Please do your best to prevent adding additional scope to the storylines at this point. As the story progresses, the trees these branches are building will require either exponential work or aggressive (and, for your audience, upsetting) trimming.
- Introduce a timeskip feature.

With that said, thank you for all your hard work. I look forward to checking out this game once its in a more completed state, and I think your future projects will likely be very amazing for your experience with this one.

For a realporn game, it's not awful, gif/image selection are decent.

UI/UX is pretty good, except when you run into the path-conflicting bugs.

It's a nice idea at its core, using the phone to manipulate other's stats and paths, however, overall this experience is quite lacklaster as the player's interactions with the phone modules often don't carry over to the rest of the story.

In other words, you can set the phone stats in a manner which would indicate the wife being a cheating harlot, but depending on separate choices she may come off as a loyal housewife. Alternatively (and a bigger incongruence), you can set the phone stats in a manner which would indicate a faithful wife, yet all the other dialogue in the game from other npcs would indicate MC is a sucker being deceived. It feels very jarring and disconnected.

Overall, the only players I'd recommend this to are those with a heavy interest in wife cheating/cuckoldry/corruption specifically of the interracial variety - the bbc fetishism is pervasive throughout the game regardless of player choice, OR players who have an interest in m-to-f transformation type stories specifically with family members.

For players with interests other than those two, I would definitely avoid this.

The best thing about this game is shutting it off after 3 hours to find some Casey Calvert porn. Too many branches, too many women, and too many antagonists. This whole game is like a shitty fever dream.

The experience of this game is way too schizophrenic to be enjoyable. The themes, characterizations, and statuses of different branches are too different at any given point of time, even when they are relying on each other to progress, and it makes it impossible to actually track a coherent thread through everything. The fact that all of that is buried in an interface that requires a ton of clicking to move everything forward without anything in between is all the worse. There isn't a reason to interact with so many elements of the phone, save for one-off bits and pieces that haven't been fleshed out, and you need to skip so many days to move some threads forward.

I like some of the characters in some of the branches, but it's all too messy and disorderly to be a satisfying experience.

I really tried to like this, i swear but this is just so a big mess. Its like others review say. The game is so confused and bad designed that im not even sure if its bugged or not and im not sure how to even explain what is bad because it looks like everything is wrong.

I usually like to explain with details what games does good or bad but i just finished playing after around 3h of tedious click, 0 options, confused content, unvoluntary content you cant avoid and almost 0 scenes worth and i dont want to make an analysis in a game that dont even the dev made one.
This game kind of has "content" like vids or pics but its just pasted in front of you with no reason or context or care at all, for example your wife's friend send your wife a tons of vids and pic but wth, one or two time its ok to have that conversation but they are like that for HOURS, i dont care, MOVE ON.

I basically agree with others low rate reviews, i cant recommend this, it feels annoy, unwanted content (i dont even mean about ntr or not, i mean about the game doing whatever it wants and showing you whatever it wants) and meanless grind, for real, explain why i have to wait 7 OR 3 DAYS, i have to click 4 times or so TO WAIT ONE DAY and then my reward is just to get a little of dialogue and then do it again for the next WHY???

Its all so bad...

This is the game that has kept me on F95zone and is my favorite game, hands down. Like many NTR games, it has two main paths to play: the "Alpha" and "Cuck/Beta" way. Aspects of both paths can be mixed around. In my personal opinion, it has a nice mix of fetishes and focuses, even if I personally have no interest in sissification.

Subjective opinions below:

Positives:
- The in-phone game concept works amazingly well with the game's themes.
- Fetish selection includes NTR, cheating, cuck, size play, and swinging.
- Less rapey NTR focus than many other games I have played; characters are seduced or, at the very least, consenting in the scenes (if you ignore the mind control aspects).
- If you don't like the focus of a given branch or any other thing about it, you can simply pause it in an in-game app.
- Real live scenes that fit quite well.
- The story, characters, and their interactions are often not just hot but also decently engaging and interesting.
- Very large game with a lot of content and differing branches, allowing you to focus on whatever aspects of the game you like, with the multiple choices requiring more than one playthrough to experience everything.

Negatives:
- Bad UI; in most cases, it truly is the most basic version of a phone app. Images are all just text like "image.png" unless clicked, and notifications and unread messages aren't particularly intuitively displayed (bad QoL).
- The game uses a variety of stats for its characters, which can be directly influenced by the player. As far as I can tell, these stats barely and very rarely matter, especially if you continue to progress through the game.
- It's tedious. Many branches are spread over the duration of in-game months, which require ridiculous amounts of clicking and skipping, especially as there are often infinitely repeating or otherwise story-irrelevant messages that aren't really marked as such unless opened.
- The story branches aren't particularly in sync with one another, having your wife switch from openly cucking you to never having had sex with another man, being a QoS and never having had sex with a black man, etc. These things reduce the immersion of the story and are especially annoying if they take you from the "juicy parts" back to the annoying buildup.
- The game loves slow building and useless talk between the characters; there is a lot of text with no real reason to ever read in the game.
- Still quite rapey in its content, with some characters just sleazy and unlikeable (and not in the good, immersive story kind of way).
- Too many branches; there are multiple characters and storylines which I simply cannot get myself to care about in the very least.
- Branches "fighting": similar to the branches not being in sync, some of them can feel contrived or confusing as to how they connect, as the MC can simultaneously be very submissive, happy, and consenting as a cuckold enjoying being controlled while still wanting to get revenge, stop being controlled, and hurt the responsible character.

There are more points for both, but I want to get to the conclusion:

It's a fetish porn game, and for me, it does that very well. If you like cuck/cheating content and are alright with BBC and QoS content, this is an amazing game, even with its issues.

The developer just seems to have been quite inexperienced at the start and never had the time to go back and resolve the issues coming from such a convoluted story and its multiple branches. They also never really bothered with improving the UI or removing aspects of the game along the way, as stats would raise the variations in the story to near-infinite and impossible to deal with.

Just played the latest update. Easily the worst one to date, cuck path contains no actual cuckold action just swinging/fam content, images and videos some are new some are rehashed from parts of the core game. Waiting on a bug fix for the sissy path to make it playable. Still lots of issues that don't actually fit with the path your on

It was one of the most exciting games I have played!
A story that you can create from a lot of available options!
A bunch of genres are around the storyline!
This will allow you to roll and control the game's character!
I recommend this game!

v0.4.6
So far the game feels like complete mess because of these issues:

• Your choices to avoid certain routes don't matter. The reasons for this aren't clear it could be either bugs or intended gameflow.
• Some of these routes shouldn't start or at least progress if you don't have certain stats but it keeps going.
• Routes are coincidental and every route ignores existence of other routes.
• So it causes chronological mess where multiple Jennas each texting multiple wives and all of them living through different events in life.
• Control app feels more like simple spy app. As was said earlier stats don't matter after certain point of the game and after that app can't control a thing. And if the route starts there will be no way to stop it(you can pause it but it's a debugging tool)
• Spamming feature is a true spam, as u need either ignore the ! mark over the app or periodically "reed" the messages of all your subjects (there should be an option "mark as seen"). Or spam shouldn't be marked as an important thing to check.
• The debt to collect that amount of money just the half of the problem, transferring will take far more efforts. Somehow this goal to reach feels awkward.

As it have been said by many users: game feels like at some point you (as player) loose control over the game and game merges into kinetic novel.

But the concept: the design of game "in the phone" with texting/sexting - is good. Feels like somewhere on the stages of development dev stepped into the wrong direction.

This game started out as a 5/5 for me. Maybe 4/5. And the early content still is. The images chosen are great, the dialog and situations get pretty hot, the characters are consistent, the game does a good job of sticking to its premise (doing things with a phone), the bugs are few and far between given the number of hours you'd be playing. It was borderline addictive to play, and I always looked forward to updates.

There were issues, sure. The stories sometimes diverged and created weird situations - like a loyal loving wife ready to tell you everything and only do things together (or after discussions) who has a simultaneous thread where she's just cheating on you with a ton of guys and lying about it. That gets a bit weird but its not earth shattering. You just kinda play each branch out and mentally handle the discrepancy because it is just a game.

And if you stick to the early parts of the game (which is a Lot of content), that's great. But. ..

Eventually you hit this point where things just suddenly shift gears under you. And it is sudden, and it is super-jarring. The app seems to stop really doing anything other then spying on what's happening. Almost all the important characters you'd built up to have a strong relationship with you seemingly start to ignore you. Bad things happen to them, stuff you may want to happen, or stuff you may want to skip / avoid, but your app no longer seems able to do anything but let you watch the trainwrecks. One of the characters starts messaging you to taunt you about how everything is collapsing, and you (the player) just have to sit there and stare... Wondering why your Control App seems to be useless, wondering why you don't seem to have any meaningful choices anymore, and wondering why the game seems to be taunting you (the player) about not being able to actually 'do' anything in the game.

It.. it just gets weird. It put me (the player) into a pretty unpleasant headspace rather then a hot one. And I don't mind any of that content, my reviews are full of games I love with that kind of content. But its like you're on the highway enjoying the wind in your hair when suddenly you're off the road, there's just air under your tires, and somehow your engine is on fire. Fun if you're playing mario kart from the beginning, weird when you thought you were taking a scenic route to go hiking.

I'll check back in from time to time, look at the changelog, and if it seems promising I'll try it again and update this review accordingly. Right now just.. I guess play it but when that feeling I mentioned kicks up just don't feel bad about pulling the ripcord before you get too frustrated.

Not really a good story, many strange behaviors of the characters including MC, Events are not following a chronocial line e.g. more than one date in the evening.
3 Stars for the good idea and the including photos and videos.

This game very boring, route to nowhere.
Same messenge just spam, repeat manytime.
Video, picture can't show while you skip text, many text look boring as hell.
Many icon do nothing, why need many icon to what? This make game heavy for nothing.

Good premise and some genuinely nice and unique writing at first that is absolutely ruined by the implementation. Some scenes and situations are really hot, but they're buried in a sea of waiting and meaningless clicking and reading that don't progress the plot. I need to reiterate how much clicking needs to happen: using only my mouse to play this game caused me to start getting pains in my index finger and first knuckle on my clicking hand, and I could feel it putting wear on my keyboard as well. It just takes too much time to progress the plot once the "open-world" structure takes effect. You're disincentivized to roll back to prior pivotal choices to try a different outcome because of how much time you've lost and how much repeated content you have to view if you do, and the game basically lulls you into thinking that a bunch of choices don't actually matter because of how long it takes for them to amount to anything. Other reviews have mentioned the hypno spam issues already, but the underlying parameters they seem to modify don't appear to do anything either, or work so incrementally slowly that they require an enormous time sink to do anything. It has intensely negative replay value after you get a tease.

For those of you specifically interested in the feminization: The MC feminization plot may as well not exist. There's some brief intriguing parts in the very beginning where the MC gets a thrill from chatting with horny guys on his wife's Instagram and looking at their erections, but then nothing. Maxing out since even maxing out the MC's feminization stat does nothing to affect his behavior after that, and the relevant plot trigger for him to act on it is buried behind a 56-step storyline that takes something like 5-10 days to trigger the next event for each step, and that only begins after the open-world section is even available (which is hours into the game). In the interim period, there's no foreshadowing or reference to what's happened, absolutely nothing. It was the main draw for me, but I've probably put tens of real-life hours into the game, amounting to hundreds of in-game days with a maxed feminization stat and tens of thousands of clicks, with absolutely no development on that route whatsoever.

As for improvement: ideally, massive portions of the open-world section would be gutted, removing all "false choices" (ie either go to work or skip time, with no other options because you're waiting on quests to fire) and massively editing the text for conciseness and faster plotting. Less is more. This isn't Charles Dickens, and the writing isn't serving the larger demands of the product. I don't need to read the boss's wife's shipping negotiations or her demands of her driver in exhaustive detail to understand her social class and possible vehicles of corruption down the road. One such conversation would be sufficient. In general, linearize a lot of the game back to its structure closer to the beginning. Parallel to that, make the parameters actually matter by having them bypass extraneous buildup steps or cause events to fire immediately if a relevant statistic is high enough.

Failing that, if the developer is too invested in their unnecessarily-detailed writing to cut it (which is why editors exist), trepidatious about the amount of labor going into a rework, or it would break too much of the game's code, there are other improvements that could be made. Cut out all hypno spam notifications and dump the relevant videos into part of the gallery for those who want them (which would by itself remove ~7ish clicks per spam target approximately every 3 in-game days), remove the false choices that cause more time-wasting, and give players an option to automatically trigger the next stage in a storyline from the to-do list the next day. Then, it might be moderately-playable again and therefore actually titillating.

This game has a lot of potential but there are some serious changes that need to be made.

For instance, I'm not a big fan of the husband seeing every message. I would rework the game's beginning so that the husband puts the app on his phone and starts the process of corruption, but then loses/gets his phone stolen by someone he trusts, and they are the ones running the corruption of the women in the husbands life.

The husband gets a new phone and discovers that he's not able to add the girls back, and therefore believes that becuse his phone is lost he's in the clear. When in reality he's not, and someone close to him is preying upon and corrupting the women in his life.

Then you have this nefarious actor conveintely hit up the husband at times when the wife is wanting to go out and party/dates etc, to keep him preoccupied.

But all in all the game isn't bad, it's just all over the place, branches intermix and even when you turn some off, they still seem to play out. Just needs a better direction than what it currently has, but it'll get there I hope.

Game version: [v0.4.9]

This game has no idea what it wants to be and it's just a fucking chore to play. Trying to do a cuckold playthrough is immediately ruined by constantly having to fuck your girlfriend. Everything takes fucking forever and then when something happens you're like "why would I want that?" I guess you're a big dick millionaire until some random stereotypical black dude steals your shit and then you're like "now I'm 10% more comfortable with my girlfriend selling pictures of herself completely clothed for $200" Jesus.

It's like a TV show that devolves into 20,000 filler episodes just to get to the plot. There IS good content in here, but finding it is like pulling teeth, and by the time you reach it, you won't even be horny anymore.

A tl;dr of the experience is that it starts out incredibly linear, and it does okay with this formula.

Somewhere along the way, it develops into a more "free roam" formula, and does ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AT IT.

To give you an idea, you have 4 different times during each day to do an action in: morning, noon, afternoon and night. You can also influence what kinks you want the wife (and others) to have via an app, and this takes time to kick in....a LOT of time.

A typical three day period goes like this:

You wake up, check the messages and phones of anyone you're spying on for something new, then you click "go to work" for both morning and noon.

There is not actually any other option of things to do for morning and noon, and the money you earn is like "Whose Line is It Anyway?" The money doesn't matter whatsoever because the dev gave you a comically large debt that isn't feasible to pay off regardless of what you do. You can safely ignore the debt and not even go to your job and absolutely nothing bad happens as a result.

In the afternoon, you might have a date with someone, which usually just involves in.....more dialog. Or a selfie. Or some other mechanic of questionable value.

And night? What is night for you ask? Night is for you to press the "skip time" button. I am not kidding: Night as a time slot has zero function and just exists for you to skip it.

So you repeat this for three days and you get a message: the brainwashing program you've been using on your wife FINALLY did something! You are now 10% done with corrupting her! Huzzah! Only like 30 more days to go before it actually does something! MORE MEANINGLESS CLICKING!! HOORAY!!

To make it worse, for some reason the dev thought it was a brilliant idea to flag the brainwashing methods you send your targets as new messages FOR YOU. This means you will periodically get an indicator there's new content that needs your attention, only to discover no, it's the same generic brainwashing message your targets got that you MUST READ before it stops being marked as new in your inbox.

There's also "quest paths" that simply get resolved over time, and instead of simply ending, the dev programmed the final step to repeat every couple days. There's no variation here and no reason to repeat these, so it just floods you with more time-wasting mechanics. These CAN be turned off in the quest list, but now you have to dig through the game's quest list to find the culprit and shut it off.

Speaking of, there's near-zero direction on what to do at all. There's one little checklist app that if you find it, you will get info on what to do, though in a questionable format. By questionable format, I mean it usually says something like "Wait 0 days and talk to wife. Step 55 of Wife and Alanah must be triggered." This then has you hunting for "Wife and Alanah" to try and trigger that first. The actual sexual content behind these paths is usually vague, so you don't know what exactly you're getting. For example, one path with one character seemed to lead to group sex scenarios, but from the names of the characters alone, you can't deduce that.

And you might think hold on now, step 55?! Surely it can't be that long.

I was young and naive too once, and unfortunately now I can confirm that step 55 is as ridiculous as it sounds.

Let's imagine a scenario: you want to see your wife participate in an orgy. So you look up the appropriate content and discover it has 70 steps; this was the longest length I spotted. And what do these steps entail...?

"Wait 3 days then check your messages."

"Wait 7 days and check your wife's messages."

"Wait 14 days and check your wife's messages."

EVERYTHING about this game is an absolutely infuriating time sink. It is not even GRINDING, because grinding implies the player is somehow engaged and has to do something. If I'm grinding in Final Fantasy, I'm at least engaging in combat or the like, but here...? You can legit play this game by spamming the "skip time" button.

And the excuses for why these things take so long are absolutely asinine. Two real examples I discovered while playing:

-You find out someone has set up your niece to be brainwashed by the app, and you want to stop this. After ~5 days, your niece contacts you and you tell her to check people's phones at work and delete a certain app if she finds it. After another ~5 days (sometimes more, sometimes less) she informs you she didn't find it, so you tell her to try checking the bosses' phone. After ~5 days she says oops nope couldn't find anything. After another ~5 days you're warned whoever used the app on her can read her convos, and thus you must change your approach. After another ~5 days, an ex-co-worker contacts you offering to help and check phones at work. He finally finds someone (after another 5 days) and you check their phone and.....IT'S A DUD! He doesn't have it! He got the wrong guy! Someone ELSE has it. You contact the co-worker to tell him this and of course, he needs another ~5 days to check the stupid phones again. He doesn't find anything, and AFTER 5 DAYS, you're contact with a hint to "look closer." You deduce this means the ex-co-worker is behind it himself, but since you can't contact him directly and the DEV IS SUPER SUPER INTENT ON WASTING EVERYONE'S *#$!ING TIME, after 5 days you establish contact with his wife and lead her to do it.

You thought it was done...? Oh no: she fails to get into his phone, you wait 5 days, then he "hasn't been home since" and you wait ANOTHER 5 days, and then OH WOW HE STILL HASN'T BEEN HOME!!! +5 days!! Finally he admits to it when he shows up at home and you are FINALLY at the resolution of this stupid quest. Holy crap. And don't worry: even the resolution where you see what happens to the niece in the aftermath is segmented by needless time gaps.

-Your wife is considering an orgy or sleeping with another man or whatever. I'm not going to waste your time like the dev with another "5 days" wall-of-text, but basically imagine the above scenario with just as many delays, except instead of any actual plot, she just repeatedly needs 5 days "to think about it." Your wife spends so long thinking about going to an orgy party that the actual party goers have probably died of starvation just waiting on her to make up her mind.

And what sparked me writing this and fueled my anger: once she finally went to the damned orgy, OF COURSE she got absolutely drunk and can't remember anything that happened. That means it's merely insinuated she participated, she has no recollection, description or emotion attached to whatever happened, and you are left waiting AGAIN for some further step in the quest where something might FINALLY happen.

For reference, skipping a day is 4 clicks to skip 4 stages of the day. It's actually more like 8 because hitting the skip button causes a slow animation informing you of the new time of day, and this is skipped by clicking again. This means if you see "wait 7 days," this actually translates to "click on the skip time button 56 times." But not TOO fast! If you click TOO fast, the game bugs out and you need to back up and try again!

This is like Dragon Ball Z except instead of spending 200 episodes shouting at each other, it's always "Will your wife finally decide to become more adventurous? Will she get another text message from one of her slutty friends??? Will she change her mind? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THIS STUPID #$%!ing GAME."

I should also add the conversations aren't short. FFS at some point I'm pretty sure I was rushing through dialog where the antagonist's wife was negotiating gas prices per litre or something for her job or something. It's like the dev focused on making the messages realistic to an absolutely painful degree. Dude if you're simulating 10 minute conversations as loyally as this, then it means people also spend a good chunk of time just thumbing through them and constantly scanning for relevant info.

I have no idea why the dev insists on torturing people with this kind of asinine time wasting, but trust me, he does. There is soooooooooooo much in this game that is somehow WORSE than ordinary grinding, because it's not even engaging in the slightest. This is "spam the time skip button: the game."

There are SOME moments this game is alright, and under calmer circumstances I might give it 2 stars.

Given how this game is genuinely rage-inducing with how mind-numbingly stupid the design decisions are and how little respect it has for your time, I think the 1 star is fair. The sheer stupidity of the needless time wasting heavily outweighs any good this game has, so much so that I feel dragging the score back down to 1 star is warranted.

INFURIATING GAME.