The Minimal Effort of Willy D.
"Embark on an adventure where the mere act of walking around causes women to call you handsome, then instantly have sex with you, for absolutely no reason. Enjoy a game where you're constantly looking at some chumpy looking guy instead of purely focused on beautiful women. Enjoy a game where you have to constantly alt tab to check a walkthrough, over & over & over again."
Pros
- Programming wise, the game is very well done. The guy's development skills are good.
- Mrs. Maria was a hot idea and her renders were above average, but the writing for her was non-existent. She had no personality. She was the same empty shell as all the other women.
- There was this photographer guy in the apartment. He had a girlfriend. I think they were swingers. He actually put some effort into writing and fleshing that out. The photographer seemed like an interesting person with flaws. His girlfriend was also abnormal, out of the norm. It was a good attempt at writing. More of that is needed for all the girls., it makes things interesting.
I really, really, really tried to get into the game, but the constant need to alt tab was killing me. I was alt tabbing like almost 5-7 times per minute instead of just enjoying the game, because you literally have no idea what to do in game.
Cons
I can't just give the game 1 star out of 5, because the developer put a lot of effort into this game. Some of it had potential, some of the women were attractive. His development skills are good, but he doesn't know how to guide the player in game, so they don't have to alt tab constantly to check a walkthrough. Too many developers neglect the quest log and it prevents accessibility to the game. It's detrimental. It's the sole reason why so many devs don't get more patreon subs IMO.
- The women throw themselves at you in a way that's a complete turn off. Guys are usually the ones who make the first moves and seduce the women. In this game, it's the other way around. Willy has ZERO game, he literally does absolutely nothing, except walking around, and the women want to have sex with him for reasons not even specified, because he can walk around really good I guess? What? "That man sure knows how to walk, I guess I'll go up to him and offer to suck his dick."
Willy: "I'm going to find a fuse for this fuse box." .... WTF?! Why?! You could've just taken the stairs. Basically the developer wanted you to enjoy a random voyeur scene in the elevator. It was a good idea to surprise the player like that, but the excuse to find and fix the fuse box, just to see that random scene was completely unnecessary, it only forced me to alt tab tons of times in trying to figure that quest out.
- Render Quality is outdated, but some of the models look good like Mrs. Maria.
- The Schoolgirl in the village was actually rendered in a good manner. It may have been a more reason character after he improved his rendering skills.
- Too many of the models look the same.
- Mrs. Maria was a hot concept, but she instantly praises Willy as being the perfect man. She had no personality, no characters traits. Just, "Oh willy you're so handsome, so great." Her Daughter says, "Oh, I agree Willy is great."
He's basing this game off of another game from the 90's. I'm not allowed to mention other games here, but that 90's era kind of game is NOT popular. It's too tedious. They might have been popular in like 1990, but no one wants to control some idiot who walks around, who has ZERO game, and looks like a complete chump. What's worse is you have to look at his stupid fucking face the entire game. He wouldn't even make a good antagonist because he has ZERO personality, ZERO character qualities, HE'S NOTHING. Just an entity that walks for women to say, "You're so handsome, wanna have sex?" Am I supposed to feel as if I"m willy? There's no way, he's a complete fool and may even have brain damage, because he doesn't actually do anything except walk around. His brain damage may have hyper grown a mysterious part of the brain that emanates radio waves that causes women to just want to instantly suck his dick or get fucked by him.
women: "I will accidentally drop my pen then suck willy's dick."
WHAT?! That actually happened in the game.
Then Willy manages to squeeze out the words, "Ok."
I tried. I really tried. I made it as far as this village, but once that girl you spy on in the window just praised Willy for absolutely no fucking reason, I was done. It's not believable at all, not even by 1%.
You have to have SOME believability, or else it'll just feel stupid, stupid in a way that's NOT clever or witty, but just flat out dumb, stupid, and devoid of any thought.
He's trying to add QUANTITY of content, while sacrifing massive amounts of quality in character creation originality, writing, design, etc. In all fairness, the schoolgirl in the village was rendered good. I'll add that to the pros.