English: 7/10
User Interface: 7/10
User Experience: 5/10
Art: 8/10
Dialogue: 3/10
Story: 3/10
Opinion: 3/10
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Avg: 5.14/10 [3/5]
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As per usual, I'm starting this before playing through to current end of content. From what I remember, what little I do, as this game leaves no strong impressions, MC has magic powers that let him heal and is irresistible to women, even through phones? All I know is there's no reason for anyone to like MC, and some lawyer lady, that I don't think is in the story yet, jills off to MC trying to get him to the aunt's(I think?) home. After that all I remember is MC going set piece to set piece getting a bunch of unearned sex. The unfortunate truth is this one is very forgettable. But I guess we'll see as I go through the story. And I know that a lot of the brain dead reviews are people complaining about Samara - A character that not even MC thinks about unless she's on screen - has sex with her boyfriend. And the aunt gets eaten out by a prostitute. Because apparently they can't handle even seeing a girl, that's just pixels on a screen, kissing another girl. Wow. Samara's only claim to fame is she's the first character you meet, and the aunt has androphobia and paid a girl for physical intimacy that she's missing out on. It's probably the best written thing in this forgettable story. I will also say, it's very obvious this was going a completely different direction based on early game dialogue. If memory serves, this was rewritten or something? But yeah, all the terrible "god she's so hot" internal monologuing MC does is telling of how this was supposed to be. And any time there's anything serious or light, you have 18 different camera angles of Anne's(the aunt) body, and a fisheye closeup of her face.(Actually every girl gets the unattractive fisheye) Which is very unflattering. We get it, she has the boob and butt sliders to max, chill. Anyway, it obvious this starts as a mid tier "I have a checklist of all the porn tropes, let's get that patreon money" type game, then rewritten to that,but with a boring story that never returns to whatever they're hinting at.
Usually, I try to sum up the story in the next few paragraphs. But beyond "MC can heal fast and women are attracted to him." The story is "If a girl has a name, you will sleep with her just for existing." Nothing happens, MC travels room to room and girls lick the tip of their finger and want sex. They hint at him being an alien but wow cool, it's usually 3-10 lines out of an entire chapter. So here's the notes as I took them:
Samara supposedly has a history with MC but it isn't elaborated on and she's all but forgotten about later on
You don't even see when MC is attacked and he comments on the girl he "saves" from the train but you're not shown her face until way later
MC tries to turn down Anne's offer essentially to keep something familiar, which is one of the two believable parts of this script
Asami is a bit of a racist japanese stereotype insert and I don't get why she's even in the story
The dialogue is boring and somehow feels a bit clinical. It's just kinda stale.
The clothes Anne buys MC go from orange shirt with jeans... To white shirt with jeans? Wow, such an improvement.
The first "choice" is do you want red head or "...punk" girl. Then go on the same date with both of them. They both even essentially say they're into older guys? Essentially saying, you're not my type but your magic makes me like you. Then give you a reassuring thumbs up.
Then the next choice is the same thing only between a mom and her daughter. They have a fake tech problem and even say the same things to MC.
Honey saying she likes his skin tone when it's green and yellow is laughable
The self deprecating lines the dev puts in to try to placate the player for sub par renders isn't cute. "The scene you're seeing is worthy of a magazine cover" Then all the trees in the back look like cardboard cutouts over a 256x256 texture on the ground is lazy.
All the girls talk about this ethereal feeling when MC is around, you know, something that literally can't be portrayed to the reader? So No one likes him for more than his wizard powers. Cool.
Every girl does this "Don't think I'm a slut but I'm a total slut" thing and I don't care if someone is like that, cool whatever, it's just that ALL of them do it. The only difference is hair color and face shape. I guess the minor difference is big boobs that look fake or massive boobs that look fake. All the food groups represented? Sure.
You meet too many characters too fast. They all act the same, and there's never a point to anything. Meaningless sex and everyone not wanting people to know they're with MC. If it was told well with maybe up to three LI's sure, it could be okay. But there's just so much going on, but nothing's actually happening.
It's an accomplishment to make a sex game this boring. Yes, sex is happening, yes, some of its appealing. But all MC did was say hi. I guess I will say this is one of the few games that have animations at a speed that doesn't look like everyone is stuck in molasses.
The Summer story is dumb too, "Grr, I'm mad you exist because... reasons? Leave." Meanwhile MC, with no agency in anything, had no real choice not to be there and hasn't done anything. That tired old trope. And his argument? How can you be beautiful and annoying? Be abrasive but still compliment her... Okay.
And since posing a face is actual work, she doesn't even look mad, just botoxed to eternity.
Then Danielle and Adrianna, yet again, the same story, randomly met on the street and are in the same class, wow. Really putting those writing skills to work...
"What do you do for fun?" MC's amazing reply: "Nothing." Wow. What a catch.
Dean Anal.. Anel, has fish eyes without the lense...
Andrea "You remind me of asparagus, does that explain it?" "Yes" NO. NO IT DOES NOT. Nevermind the fact she just licked blood out of his nose, but that is the worst line of dialogue I've ever heard.
And Tania's route is almost the same, "Let me help you, we can't hang out long, but let me try on clothes for you." Zero effort. And since DAZ clothing all act like skintight bodysuits, the sex appeal turns into more comedy than anything. And his reaction to everything "Wow." or "You're hot" fun.
Amber: Camgirl that acts weird. Nothing of note to be said.
Magda is the story component but appears for half a conversation after chapter 4 then nothing happens.
So, once again, I'm leaving this game with no impression left on me. I'll take a stab at the story: MC is the son of an alien or interdimensional being and the more sex he has, the stronger he gets. It's why he likes the stars, that was poorly expressed as he only talks about it twice. And he probably has royal blood because being anything less than a king would be too demeaning. The English... Feels weird. I don't know how to put it, there's a bunch of spelling mistakes, and it feels stiff. But there's also something that just rubs me the wrong way, I'm sorry I can't articulate it better. The UI is fully customized, it looks a little "Early 2000s scifi" But it's not bad, though the hidden away buttons don't do any favors. The UX is fine. It's unbroken, nothing great or bad. The Art is good. The stills are well rendered and are probably carrying this snoozefest. The animations are paced well, but grainy and jittery. But they look alright, unless it's a walk cycle, then they're laughable. The dialogue is stale, MC walks into a room, says hi to a girl, then she's in love. The story is nothing. Everything I've said about the story is me inferring what little I can from alien language and trailed off sentences. This one is not for me, if you want a fap, here ya go.