Story: 5/10
Art: 9/10
Originality: Ahahahaha
Grouped these together because they're all about the feel of the game, possible immersion(hahahahah). Overall the story is bottom of the barrel, if not for the porn it would barely pass as a mediocre episode of the show. The passing grade is because the english is ok and there where few if any spelling errors at the very least. Art is as close to the show as you can get and that's what you want from a porn parody of something like this, it only got a 9 because 10 is for overachievers. Originality ? It's a parody of something and it's not even good at it, it's basically a bad episode of the show with fucking in it, but then again what even is original anymore ?
Gameplay: 4/10
Performace: 9/10
Playability 5/10
Gameplay is the amalgam of mechanics that are within the game while playability is the overall feel of the game as a whole. Mechanics wise we have a "dating sim" with no dating sim elements, none of the scenes are naturally repeatable (they have the computer replay cop out tho, for what it's worth), a fighting system so bad they rigged it so you can't lose, a map that has only one thing you can do at a time in it and probably 85% of the places you can actually interact with cock block you throughout the entire game. I'm starting to think 4 is excessive for this. But despite this the playability gets a passing grade, because at the very least you can't get stuck doing a mission or in some location, the grind is bareable and the fighting can't be lost, even tho "winning" it is complete RNG horseshit. Performance gets a 9 cuz ren'py is a beast and you can hardly fuck it up royaly, but there's so much more you can do with it that noone seems to want too. 10 is for overachievers.
Content/Time since existence: 2/10
Overall duration: skip text: 30min, read between the lines:45min, read the entire thing: 70min tops.
First post on this thread alone is since aug 2017, so at the time of writing this review, this game has been out for at least 22 months(don't check me on the math). If you play this game with ctrl (recommended for not wasting your time with the poor writing and story in general), you can have this game "beat" in less than 30 minutes. If you stop through skips and read between the lines to get the feel of what's going on, it barely reaches the 45 minute mark and you won't miss ANYTHING. This is shameful, in my opinion. The fact that this game gets any support with the amount of content it managed to churn out in almost 2 years is mind boggling. People really need to start improving their standards, or else shit like this becomes the norm.
Rating a game on this forum is hard, especially with all the review deleting, but mostly because i don't know if it should be rated by the standards of this forum, or by the standards that should be expected of projects that are being given so much money and time.Ultimately i settled on both. Compared to the dog shit that you can find in this medium, this game is average (3 stars), it has virtually no content for how long it's been in development (great real actual games have been made with less than what this guy is getting on patreon and in less time). But the art is really good and the idea is there, just executed very poorly. But if i were to judge it on the standards that this site should (imho) have, the game is barely poor(2 stars). It's just unacceptable how little of "game" there is here after 2 years. Even the tags are misleading: incest ? a hug with your mom ? watching you sister masturbate to porn ?, milf ? you mean the 25 year old nurse ? or the mom that gets a nude flash and a hug for content after 2 years of development ? Nah ... better luck next time!