Serval things have to be mention before I start with this review:
1. This is the first furry game I ever write a review about, but not the first furry game I play.
Also, I fail to understand what is so special about furries and why they get shit online.
Since for me, furry is just another genre, like hentai, or 3D.
Choosing to jack off to furry porn instead of human porn should be as trivial as choosing Thai food instead of Chinese food for lunch.
2. I am aware this game has infamous status and there is some drama behind it, in which I won't touch at all.
Because I don't know, and I really don't give a shit.
3. I am not gay...at least, still not the last time I checked.
So I avoid (most) of the (biological) man selection, more reason in the first spoiler section.
Anyway, let's get started:
This game is a furry dating sim with the ability to make your fursona.
You go to the titular named club and meet "people", then you talk to them, get their number, ask them out, get to know them, then try to get in their pants...and that's about it.
Before I go into individual detail, I will get the obvious out of the way:
....and with that out of the way,
the game has a very good presentation at first:
The character customization is fantastic by crowdfunded game standard, you can really make some ridiculous fursona.
But it really doesn't matter since you don't see yourself out of sex scenes...even then it doesn't affect a lot.
Though I lack the creativity and found any rando in the club have a better design I can come up, so I end up just paint the default blank guy with the color #177013 and get done with it.
The hookup part at the club is good as well, you choose from a selection of characters, and try to get their phone number for future contacts...though it is kinda easy to see who you can romance and who you can't.
I kinda like the fact you can't just have a one night stand with anyone in the club restroom. It breaks the stereotypes of furries being a bunch of horny fucks who are on heat 24/7, but on the other hand,
this is not that kind of game if you want instant porn faster than instant noodles.
So what is the problem? Well, everything else kind of fell short after the club.
After you call up anyone for a date, it becomes a VN dating sim deal, and it fell short in more than one way:
First of all,
the writing is only "good" at best, a lot of them range from "average" to "who write this?". Normally in those VNs that you can click skip until the porn appears, this is fine.
But this game is very lacking in the porn department, probably only one per character, so the writing needs to be good to hold up, and it isn't very good...
Even the average dialogue and not much porn still isn't the biggest problem this game has.
It is the presentation of its story and dating scene.
I don't really know what happens to the development of this game,
but a lot of the scenes happens in date is just simply describe using text, when in any other VN they will at least give you a CG or some character interaction.
The dating presentation feels very unfinished, like it should have more scenes and CGs regarding everything that happens instead of load after loads of text.
To add insult to injury, remember when I say there is only one porn scene per character?
I lied, there is a couple...but all in text form. Every character still only has one sex scene in image form.
I can understand the appeal of text-base smut, but when you are a freaking VN instead of a text adventure, show something on the screen.
So in short, I think the dating part fell short, a lot.
Even the character I very like I can't stand the literal wad of text with nothing happening on screen.
I understand not every game have to have all full-motion scene like that one certain grim reaper game, but this game just feels very lacking in that department.
It really makes me think of a theory that this game originally has like at least two dozen romanceable characters, base on how many random furries are just chilling in the club. The core designers have a very ambitious plan to put them all in, and are working on all the art and assets.
But one day, they all fuck off the project, one reason or another.
The rest of the team just have to sew what they have together, and write loads of text trying to make everything make sense and presentable.
Except it still feels unfinished, despite it technically is.
TL;DR This is a furry dating sim that has a complex character customization option that really doesn't matter out of messing around.
It has a strong presentation at first but fell short as it goes on.
With loads of text that gives the feel like they exist to cover up the part they don't have assets for, mediocre at best writing, and a very lack of porn scene.