Others - Completed - Anomalous Coffee Machine [v1.0.03 Steam] [HoruBrain]

There's this old saying in Spanish: "Those who try to embrace a lot, don't end up squishing much". I feel this game is the sheer manifestation of it.

I feel a lot of us have played the whole "elemental generation" genre. "Here a bunch of shit, mix it up and try to find all of it". And that's fun for like, fifteen minutes. Eventually the logic becomes less logical and the puzzle solving becomes guessing. This game is kinda that. It's not "puzzle", it's "guessing". You punch in words and sometimes you get rewarded with a quip; with some luck with a new form (Most forms are fuckable, but "fuckable" is a single low quality, static scene). And I hope you enjoy that because there's SEVEN HUNDRED of them.

I think there's a lot of potential here. Unfortunately the game's getting developed in a totally different way. It's a matter of "quantity" rather than "quality". "More scenes" rather than good ones. "Lots of quips" rather than fun ones. "More forms" rather than interesting stuff. Even the body horror aspect is totally wasted because at most you just fuck SCP-682 with fat tits and that's it. It's trying to accurately mimic SCP-294 rather than doing something interesting with the concept. And I can't not praise the effort because this woman is trying to mimic an infinite creating machine by hand, but she should've realized by now lots of something isn't necessarily good. Unless that thing is, like, paizuri, I guess.

This is ultimately a piracy platform, so I can't not recommend to download it, give it 20 minutes and see if you can rub one out; but sadly this is a gold nugget that just got covered in shit and left in the sun to dry, over and over again.

The game is original, which is kind of rare on this site—so that’s why I gave it 5 stars. But honestly, the idea gets boring pretty quickly. Don’t expect something like Scribblenauts; it feels more like an old Newgrounds web game. The good part is that it seems to be a moddable game, and that’s a big plus for this genre.

It's... honestly kinda sad how it goes out with a whimper

The game has Novel idea, eldritch horror and subjective described into taste. It really brought a lot of idea like: What would your essence be, why is there a girl here, how does it felt being an entity that made of specific affliction, is gravy constitute as food or drink?

But it clearly made around that novel idea and nothing more, in hindsight that it's finished with only few made-up word like Kratos or Hogwart is a blessing.

Here a game trivia i learn from Rpg maker: to make new item in library that doesn't clash on continuous update; it's generally a good idea to add new item under the same number list. I.E, continuing after you last left it.

Because of that, it's really obvious that this game, like most indie game with no clear strech goal, pander and listen to fan suggestion a bit Too much to the point destroying the game identity.
(Honestly adding anime reference or meme is already a red flag in this scenario.)
It's even worse because of the latter update, the mystery of who the girl is keep getting farther and farther away and doesn't resemble who she is anymore.

Look, the dev clearly took the idea of “dude, hear me out” and ran with it. Most of the “hear out” are pretty standard and normie, others… Others make me ask questions about the developers mental state.
Besides that, it was a pretty fun game to mess around with for an hour or two. Just to see all the transformations that interested me. But the game doesnt have much of anything else to offer besides a novel experience that gets boring quickly. No real story; the main girl is just a cardboard cut-out that speaks, the “music” is just one song on a loop and the sex scene animation is basic. The art is pretty unique and pleasant to the eyes, though!

A pretty creative game with words instead of magic spells or potions that you combine to transform the girl into something.
The idea to make it a Caffee Machine is cool and game's style is pretty unique.
It's really remarkable how many combinations there are and I only have two major criticisms of the game:
- It feels like the dev wasn't sure about the identity of the game. Most keywords lead to monstrous/disgusting transformations or death endings which kill the vibe.
- And from transformations that can lead to sex you get one single movement loop animation.
Overall it's lacking on the porn part.

Fun. Good Concept.

Scenes are aight. The game is a really neat concept, although a lot of transformations (at least the ones I got) were just generic creepy faces for concepts that don't really map onto physical form. Still good game alround.

This game, I had to stop playing after discovering more than 130 combinations and with some help of the cheat sheet.
The chances, combinations, possibilities, etc etc etc....

This game is pretty much the closest thing I've ever seen to a crazy science experiment with a porn game.
The fact there are more than 700 possibilities is INSANE.

I'm well familiar with the SCP universe, and the famous/infamous coffee machine, so checking the images I figured out this would be simple and fun.
BOY WAS I WRONG.

Imagine my face when I decided to pull out the cheat file, and seeing there are combinations, numerous possibilities, memes, some characters we all know, and EVEN MORE yet to discover!

I had to stop playing cause my head actually went full overdrive thinking of all the possible words, combinations, if it's a sex scene or not, how many times do I need to make her take "drink 1" until I can combine with "drink 2" AND IF THERE IS A POSSIBLE OUTCOME if I put a "drink 3" in the mix.
I actually had a headache from overthinking this, I never thought I would write this in a porn game.

To all the lewd scientists experimenting and finding new possibilities, I salute you for your commitment, and even more to the creator(s) of this weird yet engaging game in thinking of all of this.

Out of most horror and even sex-themed horror games this one is on my top 5 list I think if this game had no implications of adult content I would have given the same great of 4 starts, but some of the sex scenes are nicely animated especially the one where the player dies., it reminds me of the joke "if you fuck something crazy you will die" and this game delivers

9/10 on the plot i love the fact that you and this girl that I will just call SCP 294-A are fun with some good humor and even with some of the dialog that is intriguing the longer you play.

Sound 5/10 is not bad but could be better the unique sound is with the reference to the unkillable reptile and that's it.

Art 8/10 I think this is the creator's first game so I will not be harsh on art but I love some of the designs the black and white with purple have a very contrasting feeling to it it makes the transformations very interesting.

The Gallery 10/10 There is a gallery for all animations including sex animations and death for both you and the girl it's a nice touch.

In short I give this game an 8.5 or 10 its a very solid adult horror game that used SCP themes and ideas very well and i am actually shocked it does it just unlike some other games I know that where not finished or where canceled

Pretty boring.
The only gameplay is typing in a word and seeing what happens.
Most of the time, she will give a generic comment.

Less frequently, she will give a specific comment.

Sometimes, she changes appearance.

Rarely, it plays the one sex scene (at least, there only seems to be one), but with her current appearance.



There are hints for the words, but there are a LOT of words, and I couldn't be bothered tediously putting them all in just to eke out potentially 1 or 2 more scenes.

The NSFW was...fine, I guess. Not really a lot going on in the scene though, and given how much effort it takes to get one, it's just not really worth it.

Less of a game, more of a convoluted art/scene viewer/toy. The loop is pretty simple and straightforward. It can be amusing. There are NSFW scenes, weird art, and weird art in NSFW scenes. It's not terrible. It can be frustrating because you don't always know if you're on the right track.

This game works but has zero quality of life features outside being able to skip the coffe dispensing animation and the sound effects it makes. Clicking through the text by mouse will become tedious rather fast, especially when is needed to see alternative forms of certain transformations. Personal worst being the varitations of slime. You give her slime once, to her disgust, then a second time with her transforming. Then you pick one of five or so colors that work to get a new form and to obtain the sex scene by using a cup of lust or similar wording. So getting to see them all requires giving slime twice in a row each time pluse the color and then the cup of lust. This gets old fast.

The art is decent but the lackluster sex scenes and rigid exploration and limits to wording is so dull. I also hate shit like transformation being looked behind giving the same thing twice with the same wording or having transformations being arbitary restricted by other transformation such as slime with the other forms being unable to turn to each other or revert to the base form in order to promote experimentation. Since turning off sound effects impacts the sex scenes, it means having to fidget with the settings from when you get a cup to when you watch a scene or having to bare with the droaning sounds of machinery before hearing the girl moan.

If the game ever introduces more complex sentaces leading to results (such as using blue slime for blue slime form instead of having to get three cups two of which being the same word) and the flavor text being more complex than her asking to use the machine in each form once clicked. I'll consider giving this game a new review.

v0.7.00 Deluxe

This was an amusing game. If you like the concept of a potion combination changing the girl you will like this most likely.

My only complaint is that there was too much clicking. Should have some kind of quick reuse of known combinations (especially the reset one) to lessen clicks.

I love this game, I don't know why I like the game honestly, it is, how can I say it, entertaining to see how it can react to everything you do with drinks, keep it up, by the way, there is a small problem with the gallery and that is that when it is about to load the gallery it crashes at least in the android version

Not much in the way of gameplay, but this is still a solid demo. The UI is a bit annoying to navigate as you can't use your keyboard for everything, and using the mouse requires to zip across the screen very often which gets pretty tiring after a while.

Content wise, there's not a lot or originality here. There are many possible drinks you can make, but very little have an actual effect on the girl. Most of them are just bland, winded flavour descriptions, while some others are pretty obnoxious to find, requiring you at times to combine different drinks in a certain order to unlock the transformation, or spam the same drink over and over, with nothing indicating you that you need to do it in order to progress.

Although this is an adult game, it seems the devs are more interested in the "body horror" aspect of the game rather than the porn. There are very few sex scenes available, and they look pretty amateurish. The transformations look pretty cool for the monstruous ones, and alluring for the sexy ones, but they don't alter the dialogues very much if at all.

Overall, it's a nice premice for what the game could become. It's clearly a demo, so I expected those kind of problems, but they don't ruin the experience either. I could complain a bit about the lack of creativity here, but that's a minor gripe. I'd be definitely interested to see what the game could become in the future.

Simple but generally good.

The gameplay isn't super in depth or engaging but i find it fun, sorting through the different transformations and finding new animations is pretty neat. It can feel like a suped up scene viewer at times but the dialog and variety makes up for it

Art is also good. I probably wouldn't buy it but it's very enjoyable for what it is

Lol I made an account on this website just so I could be in the thread. One of my few games that are favorited on itchio.

For now it's unfinished, and I did pay the $20 for the deluxe version, but it's a monster fucker dream (hah). I can't wait for more updates.

Type random words and see what kinda of effect your creation has on the girl. That's the gameplay and it's actualy kinda fun. I just wish there were more hints towards how many you have to give to make a change occur. Also, I wish there was a way to skip hints that I just don't get. I was stuck with the chaotic thoughts one until the end.

Scenes are nice! The girl quotes are fun. And the horror aspect of the game (with some F-up transformations) works well.

I just wish there were more player interraction with the drinks.

There is a good amount of content now.

It is a simple concept and unique. It was a mostly favorable experience at the start. Toward the end however I was just throwing shit together to see what sticks, often failing. That got boring. There really should just be a reset button after a certain point; I was tired of making cups of human. I ended up looking up the rest of the words/combos I was missing. Cool concept but at some point it gets frustrating to 'progress' without basically cheating. You can get stuck on hints for words and hints don't cover combos.

This game is essential a scene hunting game, and despite its flaws, is still a charming game. For a porn game, it has a unique gameplay loop with decent art direction, animation, and attention to detail especially in the character dialogue and designs. It will be confusing at first especially with the hint system, but if you are not using guide, just enter things that are associated with fetishes (except NTR) then enter sex to get a sex scene.

The game definitely has a lot of room for improvement like improving the sex scenes player (splitting the sex scenes into controllable presets rather than just a video), UI, better hint system, better chatting system. But the most important part is that this game has charm despite its unpolished nature and doesn't deserve that much criticism.

This is not a bad proof of concept. I gave this a solid try. There is potential but currently it seems to only have two or three scenes as far as i can tell (i only have about 1/3rd of the 150 ish drinks) and while the character models aren't bad the scenes are pretty meh single stills that move. Think Queen bee animation.

The soundtrack is also a little annoying but thanksfully you can mute. The game becomes a bit grindy and drinks even seem to be inconsistent. With some polish and additional scenes. i'd be wiling to change my score