Others - Completed - Anomalous Coffee Machine [v1.1.00] [HoruBrain]

It is a very unique game, with very great tone and artstyle. It's the first time in a while that I obsessed over a game and played it as much as I can.

That said, it has the same pitfall as any other game that follows this alchemy/try-everything structure: It gets less and less fun as you play it.

You start with maddening excitement, going through the endless possibilities and seeing the seemingly endless results. You reach cloud nine when you figure out how to get sex scenes. But that all happens within the first ten minutes of gameplay.

What follows is a steady decline. More and more words you think up are not valid. Less less and less of the valid guesses have sex scenes. There comes a point where almost nothing ever works, and you've only seen 200-ish of the over 700 things to see.

Then comes the point where you give in and follow a guide. You get a massive second wind of enjoyment. And then you realize half the roster is still unseen, but it's all random forms assigned to random words. All that remains are most likely horror monstrosities, UNFUCKABLE horror monstrosities at that. Most of the 130-ish sex scenes would be already seen by now.

To sum it up, It is a competent game with boat load of content. But there's barely any progression or escalation, so it's quite boring.

Seemed interesting but game is quite boring. All you do is enter words and get the girl to drink the cup. Only some of the words do a transformation. Even then you have to know that you need give a cup of lust to show the sex scene. The scene themselves are very mediocre. It is impressive just how many words are support but other than that, it just not that interesting.

Porn game for English Teacher

not only you need to know a lot of words and synonims
but also you need to have a lot of patience

by itself game is very boring

• you type word
• hope girl transform into something fuckable
• drug her into lust
• sex
• repeat

its very hard to know words to type
its very boring to just play this galery browsing game
potions don't wanna combo
some forms don't transform at all
so you often get stuck in the strongest form

Summary: i don't recommend it

this is an actual renessenaince ngl
i think markiplier did a little review on it avoiding all the "stuff we come to this site for" but yeah its generally a nice anomaly simulation (if you can call thatthat)gotta love it, thanks for the upload!!!

Fun and diverse experience. Nicely fits the theme, has good art and descriptions. The sense of discovery is pretty much constant, tho some combination may be too convoluted to discover. I find it slightly tedious to 100% but wanna do it anyway

I played v1.0.75.

A simple concept executed well. Mediocre art. Not much to say about this game except that it's just a bit of fun! It's neat to investigate, and there's lots of secrets to uncover. I haven't detected anything in the way of a story, but it doesn't need it.

If you ever played the Meet N' Fuck magic book game then it is pretty much it but you spell out your words instead of clicking mumbo jumbo text. To the guys saying "It's original idea" yea kinda is but in reality it is not.

Gameplay is fun for the first 10 minutes but with no obvious lore (like seriously what's the lore behind the coffee machine?!?) it falls off fast, transformations are fun but then you realize most of them don't have anything other than a PNG (the scenes are well made imo, fits the quirky style of the game imo)

Overall it is a solid game but don't have high hopes for extensive gaming sessions (would still buy it just for the effort)

Nice gimciky experience with erotic content being added as an after thought.


It's certaintly a fun concept, for like 10 minutes atleast. And then you get bored as you try to come up with more noun and verbs to put. Even withh the auto sugget, it's a grueling process that begins to feel like a chore where the only reward is is some wacky transformation.
On that topic though, they are certaintly creative in terms of design. Altough I'd like to claim that many of them rarely make sense, I mean, I get that it's difficult to come up withh a physical representation for many words, but like, at a certain point its like the dev just gave up.
The erotic content leaves alot to be desired, the animations are fairly choppy and the art style doesnt really look as good during any scenes, plus many of them are simple repetitions
It's just a gimicky game I personnaly can't enjoy that much.

It's one of those games I don't quite know how to put it. At first introduction I can see the potential behind the game and its creativeness. I swear I had fun like couple 30 minutes. The mysterious depth behind me kept me playing it for so long,

I don't know, I was kinda expecting something more. Its kinda overwhelming and underwhelming at the same time so idk how to put it correctly. I somehow enjoy how it played out but It feels like something is missing.

Haven't finished the gallery but did enjoy the first time experience, like don't get me wrong, I like how its made, i can see the idea behind it but it's somehow not growing to me.

Amazing concept but lacking game.

The art is pretty good, and the different monsters are cool, the deaths are good too.

Music I really like the main menu music the music in the game is okay.

Gameplay idea works pretty good.

But the game is just too much, with too little sex scenes like some girls weren´t even that monsterous so why no sex with them it just felt lazy. The hint system is either buggy or just bad because it stopped at the word parent for me and no new hints were available which meant looking up a guide which is just boring. A lot of words were also pretty meh. The monsters started getting repetititve too. The interaction with the girl is pretty flat for the most part, she should have more reaction to becoming the forms.


I wish I liked it more but this game, has problems.

There's this old saying in Spanish: "Those who try to embrace a lot, don't end up squishing much". I feel this game is the sheer manifestation of it.

I feel a lot of us have played the whole "elemental generation" genre. "Here a bunch of shit, mix it up and try to find all of it". And that's fun for like, fifteen minutes. Eventually the logic becomes less logical and the puzzle solving becomes guessing. This game is kinda that. It's not "puzzle", it's "guessing". You punch in words and sometimes you get rewarded with a quip; with some luck with a new form (Most forms are fuckable, but "fuckable" is a single low quality, static scene). And I hope you enjoy that because there's SEVEN HUNDRED of them.

I think there's a lot of potential here. Unfortunately the game's getting developed in a totally different way. It's a matter of "quantity" rather than "quality". "More scenes" rather than good ones. "Lots of quips" rather than fun ones. "More forms" rather than interesting stuff. Even the body horror aspect is totally wasted because at most you just fuck SCP-682 with fat tits and that's it. It's trying to accurately mimic SCP-294 rather than doing something interesting with the concept. And I can't not praise the effort because this woman is trying to mimic an infinite creating machine by hand, but she should've realized by now lots of something isn't necessarily good. Unless that thing is, like, paizuri, I guess.

This is ultimately a piracy platform, so I can't not recommend to download it, give it 20 minutes and see if you can rub one out; but sadly this is a gold nugget that just got covered in shit and left in the sun to dry, over and over again.

The game is original, which is kind of rare on this site—so that’s why I gave it 5 stars. But honestly, the idea gets boring pretty quickly. Don’t expect something like Scribblenauts; it feels more like an old Newgrounds web game. The good part is that it seems to be a moddable game, and that’s a big plus for this genre.

It's... honestly kinda sad how it continues to goes on

The game has Novel idea, eldritch horror and subjective described into taste. It really brought a lot of idea like: What would your essence be, why is there a girl here, how does it felt being an entity that made of specific affliction, is gravy constitute as food or drink?

But it's clearly made around that novel idea and nothing more, in hindsight if it's finished with only few made-up word like Kratos or Hogwart would have been a blessing.

Here a game trivia i learn from Rpg maker: to make new item in library that doesn't clash on continuous update; it's generally a good idea to add new item under the same number list. I.E, continuing after you last left it.

Because of that, it's really obvious that this game, like most indie game with no clear stretch goal, pander and listen to fan suggestion a bit Too much to the point destroying the game identity.
(Honestly adding anime reference or meme is already a red flag in this scenario.)
It's even worse because of the latter update, the mystery of who the girl is keep getting farther and farther away and doesn't resemble who she is anymore.

Look, the dev clearly took the idea of “dude, hear me out” and ran with it. Most of the “hear out” are pretty standard and normie, others… Others make me ask questions about the developers mental state.
Besides that, it was a pretty fun game to mess around with for an hour or two. Just to see all the transformations that interested me. But the game doesnt have much of anything else to offer besides a novel experience that gets boring quickly. No real story; the main girl is just a cardboard cut-out that speaks, the “music” is just one song on a loop and the sex scene animation is basic. The art is pretty unique and pleasant to the eyes, though!

A pretty creative game with words instead of magic spells or potions that you combine to transform the girl into something.
The idea to make it a Caffee Machine is cool and game's style is pretty unique.
It's really remarkable how many combinations there are and I only have two major criticisms of the game:
- It feels like the dev wasn't sure about the identity of the game. Most keywords lead to monstrous/disgusting transformations or death endings which kill the vibe.
- And from transformations that can lead to sex you get one single movement loop animation.
Overall it's lacking on the porn part.

Fun. Good Concept.

Scenes are aight. The game is a really neat concept, although a lot of transformations (at least the ones I got) were just generic creepy faces for concepts that don't really map onto physical form. Still good game alround.

This game, I had to stop playing after discovering more than 130 combinations and with some help of the cheat sheet.
The chances, combinations, possibilities, etc etc etc....

This game is pretty much the closest thing I've ever seen to a crazy science experiment with a porn game.
The fact there are more than 700 possibilities is INSANE.

I'm well familiar with the SCP universe, and the famous/infamous coffee machine, so checking the images I figured out this would be simple and fun.
BOY WAS I WRONG.

Imagine my face when I decided to pull out the cheat file, and seeing there are combinations, numerous possibilities, memes, some characters we all know, and EVEN MORE yet to discover!

I had to stop playing cause my head actually went full overdrive thinking of all the possible words, combinations, if it's a sex scene or not, how many times do I need to make her take "drink 1" until I can combine with "drink 2" AND IF THERE IS A POSSIBLE OUTCOME if I put a "drink 3" in the mix.
I actually had a headache from overthinking this, I never thought I would write this in a porn game.

To all the lewd scientists experimenting and finding new possibilities, I salute you for your commitment, and even more to the creator(s) of this weird yet engaging game in thinking of all of this.

Out of most horror and even sex-themed horror games this one is on my top 5 list I think if this game had no implications of adult content I would have given the same great of 4 starts, but some of the sex scenes are nicely animated especially the one where the player dies., it reminds me of the joke "if you fuck something crazy you will die" and this game delivers

9/10 on the plot i love the fact that you and this girl that I will just call SCP 294-A are fun with some good humor and even with some of the dialog that is intriguing the longer you play.

Sound 5/10 is not bad but could be better the unique sound is with the reference to the unkillable reptile and that's it.

Art 8/10 I think this is the creator's first game so I will not be harsh on art but I love some of the designs the black and white with purple have a very contrasting feeling to it it makes the transformations very interesting.

The Gallery 10/10 There is a gallery for all animations including sex animations and death for both you and the girl it's a nice touch.

In short I give this game an 8.5 or 10 its a very solid adult horror game that used SCP themes and ideas very well and i am actually shocked it does it just unlike some other games I know that where not finished or where canceled

Pretty boring.
The only gameplay is typing in a word and seeing what happens.
Most of the time, she will give a generic comment.

Less frequently, she will give a specific comment.

Sometimes, she changes appearance.

Rarely, it plays the one sex scene (at least, there only seems to be one), but with her current appearance.



There are hints for the words, but there are a LOT of words, and I couldn't be bothered tediously putting them all in just to eke out potentially 1 or 2 more scenes.

The NSFW was...fine, I guess. Not really a lot going on in the scene though, and given how much effort it takes to get one, it's just not really worth it.

Less of a game, more of a convoluted art/scene viewer/toy. The loop is pretty simple and straightforward. It can be amusing. There are NSFW scenes, weird art, and weird art in NSFW scenes. It's not terrible. It can be frustrating because you don't always know if you're on the right track.