Really nice art and slick presentation for complete tedium. I think the devs got lost in the idea of a 90s style point and click adventure game and forgot to make it fun or sexy or interesting in any way.
The issue is the sheer amount of point and click adventure nonsense you have to go through for any hint of a sexy scene. It's not engaging and it only vaguely makes sense-- if any. So you just have to follow the prompts and do a bunch of busywork. One "quest" has you grabbing about 30 items from the same set of cabinets, and that actually paid off with about the spiciest scene in the game. Most of the time you're lucky to get a girl bending over in a short skirt for your trouble.
I could put up with all this if there was at least some decent writing payoff, or meaty character moments. However, even that is in short supply as you get maybe 3 sentences of okay story or a couple character quips per 50-step quest while the rest is just exposition about the current nonsense you're working through.
In summary, this is the sort of game you get suckered into playing for 4 hours and wish you hadn't wasted any time on it. Give it a pass, for your own sake. It gets more than one star because boy is that presentation slick.
The issue is the sheer amount of point and click adventure nonsense you have to go through for any hint of a sexy scene. It's not engaging and it only vaguely makes sense-- if any. So you just have to follow the prompts and do a bunch of busywork. One "quest" has you grabbing about 30 items from the same set of cabinets, and that actually paid off with about the spiciest scene in the game. Most of the time you're lucky to get a girl bending over in a short skirt for your trouble.
I could put up with all this if there was at least some decent writing payoff, or meaty character moments. However, even that is in short supply as you get maybe 3 sentences of okay story or a couple character quips per 50-step quest while the rest is just exposition about the current nonsense you're working through.
In summary, this is the sort of game you get suckered into playing for 4 hours and wish you hadn't wasted any time on it. Give it a pass, for your own sake. It gets more than one star because boy is that presentation slick.