Is this a joke?
Okay, so this is an HTML "game" that uses real actresses. I already suspected the gameplay would be weak and the porn even weaker. But I was kind of hoping that the story and characters would make up for it. Yeah, right.
The story is nonexistent. The protagonist serves his 10 years, and after that… everything just goes smoothly. His wife and kids loved him all along and still do. No need to rebuild relationships, everyone adores him. Some friend casually lands him a high-ranking position in a wealthy corporation with no effort at all. Every interaction with any woman leads to them falling head over heels in five minutes.
Honestly, at first, I thought this was some kind of dream sequence while the protagonist was finishing his sentence, and that the real game with actual challenges was about to begin. But no.
The game, if you can even call it that, is ridiculously linear. You get to make some choices that... ugh, who cares?
The dialogues are just awful. At times, I felt like they were written by an AI. The characters are completely dull, with no intrigue or depth whatsoever.
I can’t even write a more detailed review of this thing because this thing is just a bland chunk of code with equally bland stolen porn. Absolutely not recommended.
Okay, so this is an HTML "game" that uses real actresses. I already suspected the gameplay would be weak and the porn even weaker. But I was kind of hoping that the story and characters would make up for it. Yeah, right.
The story is nonexistent. The protagonist serves his 10 years, and after that… everything just goes smoothly. His wife and kids loved him all along and still do. No need to rebuild relationships, everyone adores him. Some friend casually lands him a high-ranking position in a wealthy corporation with no effort at all. Every interaction with any woman leads to them falling head over heels in five minutes.
Honestly, at first, I thought this was some kind of dream sequence while the protagonist was finishing his sentence, and that the real game with actual challenges was about to begin. But no.
The game, if you can even call it that, is ridiculously linear. You get to make some choices that... ugh, who cares?
The dialogues are just awful. At times, I felt like they were written by an AI. The characters are completely dull, with no intrigue or depth whatsoever.
I can’t even write a more detailed review of this thing because this thing is just a bland chunk of code with equally bland stolen porn. Absolutely not recommended.