Unity - Completed - Become the King of Goblins [v1.0] [PeroCat]

Its even hard to describe how much of a garbage it is, despite the whole Idea and concept seemed interesting. Prologue chapter is very easy if you try to fight back, but... you have to lose it. and nothing will tell you that ya should just watch and don try to use game mechanics accessible to you.
Next, the scenes for completion, they are... well, "disgusting" is not about the goblins, or what they do, its about worst case of AI usage. I thought I can at least admire the concept, but level design kills it. The most laughable part is last chapter, where humans awake the titan. You have to complete it for 5 minutes, 3 of which takes the Titan, playfully destroying your base, and you try to kill him, or make suicide attack at walls. 1 minute is to build base & army, and only 1 minute left to breach the walls in town. What happens after we too late and why we shall make haste? no reason, its just that, you lose. there's nothing rewarding for effort, so I just dropped it, and recommend you to save your time.

This game had a lot of potential but as is it is one of the most frustrating games I've ever played. And the most frustrating reviews I've ever written since it deleted it when I was almost done (I had several paragraphs of problems and solutions written, but god forbid I misclick outside this tiny review box thanks f95). So this review will be much shorter. The CGs are censored and the text doesn't match the scenes, there are no hotkeys, upgrading animations are too long, the AI is terrible, the goblin king unit that you control is just a bad idea all the way down, and the last level is impossible.

units movements are glitched, basicly only range units are working propperly. last mission is rigged, even if you destroy all the human buildings and titans it doesn't count you as win. bugged as f. animations are meh

I have played for 1 hour so you know what you are getting into:

First of all, the game is like an army simulator but with goblins, in some missions you attack a city, in others there is just a skirmish and sometimes you defend.

Now that you know this, lets start the review:

Translation: very bad, but it doesnt matter cause the story is irrelevant, it consists of dialogues between the enemy commanders, some hot chicks, before every mission.

Gameplay: it is very entertaining, you have to build barracks to make an army, lead your troops deploying them and even fight yourself. Bad sides? the isometric view, i think thats its name, makes controlling a little goblin very difficult, there are a lot of troops and you are not very visible, so dont fight much. Troughout the game you upgrade and unlock buildings, troops skills and perks, but the game doesnt give any order so you can get lost and upgrade the wrong thing if you dont see what the next mission is about, so there is that.

Porn: inexistent, for every mission there is an animated cg, not even that good and censored, that quality plus the poor translation makes it hard to jerk off.

Conclusion: it is a good game for those who like this army simulator genre with some mediocre porn sprinkled over it.

P.S: english is not my first language so dont pay attention to any janky grammar