I'm going to be using some profanity here because this was an infuriating piece of shit!
First off, the MC is the worst character in this entire genre... not because he is super malevolent, not because he has extreme deviance... he's typical to the genre... it's flat out because he is the dumbest, dumbest, dumbest personification in existence.
He is told on countless occasions "just shut up Max..." "stop commenting Max..." no one in existence could cuck themselves more than this guy. Except Eric. Who is the most vile side character in this genre... ugh. I don't know why anyone would want to play such a weak main character that is told how much of loser he is by everyone and then backs it up by being utterly thick headed, ineffectual and incompetent, at every turn, and NEVER learns from this... even after being told explicitly "dude, this is how you're fucking up and this is how you win the situation: just shut up". He's literally told this, verbatim, multiple times by side characters. Clearly the authors knew this guy was lame or they wouldn't have other characters answer this... and instead of writing him growing out of it, the authors leaned into it... why would anyone want an unlikable, unidentifiable main character for their story?
It's funny, because between Eric and Max, you have two of the worst characters ever... and then you have the two daughters who I completely fell for and were the only reason I put myself through such misery the last four days. The mom is just a cock-slut after Eric, she's cold and heartless to her kids, has no respect for anyone in that family, and even when you finally get rid of Eric, she's no prize as you remember how much of a cunt she was prior.... she's a horrible mom. She lets this guy Eric take over right away and then flat out spanks naked ass if anyone has an issue with it... Eric's idea by the way... day one, too... he doesn't 'settle' into this. Eric openly insults Max to a harsh extreme infront of everyone at the table the first time they all sit down--which no one else sees as presumptive or hostile--and then Max gets punished for kinda defending himself. Max is weak and could have been less childish in this whole encounter... he does little to prove Eric wrong, even though Eric is clearly wrong. Not about Max not being a man... but wrong about his own authoritative position so early in the overall situation. And he's clearly too into seeing the mom's daughters naked, overly flirtatious, and just creepy in an obvious douche-bag way. You can see him a mile away and yet mom has no clue... but worse yet, neither do the daughters. All this is a behavioral mess.
And the mechanic to get rid of Eric is absurd... the MC owns a professional camera, has hidden cams all around the house, but can't take one picture of Eric watching Alice change in her room (which happens every fourth day) to show mom. The plot has so many holes. They are all presumably naive about sex because they can't watch porn because of parental controls but aunt Kira is watching them every night downstairs and MC has no problem viewing cam-girl pages. This story puts obstacles down to stop an MC action from overcoming something the story doesn't want overcome, and then the story ignores those obstacles when it needs to. You can send Lisa in to interrupt mom blowing Eric on the sofa... but can never simply walk into the next room and say "Yo, mom... go into Alice's room right now... check out your beloved Eric perving on your eldest daughter."
But here's where the real misery is, though... it's in the crack-like addictive design. This game should be called "Blue Balls" not "Big Brother" because it's a grindfest that is always teasing you with just a little bit of skin and the promise that "maybe tomorrow ill finally see a nipple" It's so teasing that every single camera shot, even 100 days in, even when you're finally getting some, all camera shots have arms covering nipples, legs covering penetration, everything is borderline-to-completely hidden from the view. High camera angles and angles from behind the action obscure any real view... Which works for the first 10 days or so, you have to tease a little bit early, it makes sense, but it gets very old if there isn't advancement... the MC is talking about what he sees and then we never get to see it... cuz' it's hidden and reduced to two images per sex scene. Such a tease! The worst... still being teased by hidden treasures at day 100 is ridiculous. The game doesn't stop... even when all the ladies are (eventually) walking around top-less, when it gets to the sex everything is implied and kept minimal... I wanted just one close up shot... just one... anywhere... during action.
By the time I quit this game the MC had dropped maybe 9 or 10 loads into Alice, and watched her change hundreds of times... but I still don't know what her genitalia looks like.
And there isn't an orgasm to be had in this game without an accompanying shot of the MC in his immature glory enjoying the moment while we, the viewer, are sitting there going "I don't want to see this fuckin' kid right now... I should be seeing her... what the fuck?" Unlike every other game in this genre where they are too much like porn, this isn't enough like porn... way too much focus on the guy... for a story wanting to get guys off, it has no clue what it's doing when the moment comes.
And then when you finally do get there with a girl, after all your work... The MC says something totally childish... his main argument is "I'm a man!" but all his dialog is ripped from a 12-year-old (he's 18 in the story-I think-he is an adult). He even looks like a 12-year-old... just seeing his face... you tend to block it out after a while and not even see him but man one glimpse and ... just ruins the entire spell, over and over and over and over... and he's dumb as shit about the world. Doesn't understand anything anyone is saying. And frankly he deserves all the scorn he is given for being a "loser". I hate Eric worse but this MC is f'n close. At least you can get rid of Eric.
Look. This should be a five star thing... even incomplete... the production value makes you think it will be... If only the missions had more direction--you cannot get through this in any reasonable length of time without walkthroughs and most likely mods.... I couldn't and I played nonstop... if the grind was cut down by like 99%... you have to do 30 massages before u can qualify for the next level massage, and that's not including the individual rolls you make each time to see if it succeeds... and they are only available once a day and only on certain days of the week... I'm not talking, find 30 people and have fun... it's 30 of the same scene with the same character over and over and over... this is fucking massages we're talking about here... you gotta go thru this shit to get to the hand jobs... which have their own 90 day cycle... it's nuts.
The only reason I stuck with it is because graphically, its probably the best rendered game on this site. It's gorgeous. And so are the daughters... I wanted to hook up with them so badly, but the cucking by Eric... fuck that guy. Fuck this game.
I want my four days back. I quit when it got to the "teaching of Lisa". Such BS. From a story point of view, every major hurdle MC overcomes to win either sister is accomplished by the cliche cool-knows-it-all sex vixen side character, and not the main character... for Alice it's Kate... without Kate, the MC doesn't get Alice.. and without Kira, the MC doesn't get Lisa. It's deus ex machina. It's weak story telling. The MC is incapable of solving his own problems without a "god character" coming in and paving the way for him. (This also happens for the mother--Kira breaks her, and for Olivia--her ex-boyfriend loosens her up with date-rape pills... and also she's just DTF from the get, and doesn't require 'lube'... metaphorically). Every single sexual obstacle is outside of the MC's control. It pissed me off... but that's not why I left... it's because Max not keeping his fucking mouth shut during the moment I've been staying up for four days for... that's what did it for me.
I played this for four days straight because I fell in love with Lisa... and when I finally get her, I gotta listen to this guy's self-cucking clueless bullshit just destroying the immersion, pace, and the hotness of the scene. And he ends the action prematurely, again, by flapping his lips... Fuck this MC... fuck this game.
And early on, Lisa actually likes the MC and you play for maybe a romantic angle... but by the time you're getting with her, she is openly hostile about your character because you just can't stop... and she's only going along with it because of the guidance of a respected mentor, aunt Kira... there's a ton wrong with this, but the MC is the first and last nail in the coffin.
I stand by this rating and this review... even if it gets pulled for vulgarity.... I'd never change it. I feel like a recovering crackhead.... and yes, this is crack.
Side note: I've smoked weed and cigarettes since my teens, every day... I'm 46... and I've bought more of both in this game than I have in real life... this could also be called "The Order Shit Online Simulator".
First off, the MC is the worst character in this entire genre... not because he is super malevolent, not because he has extreme deviance... he's typical to the genre... it's flat out because he is the dumbest, dumbest, dumbest personification in existence.
He is told on countless occasions "just shut up Max..." "stop commenting Max..." no one in existence could cuck themselves more than this guy. Except Eric. Who is the most vile side character in this genre... ugh. I don't know why anyone would want to play such a weak main character that is told how much of loser he is by everyone and then backs it up by being utterly thick headed, ineffectual and incompetent, at every turn, and NEVER learns from this... even after being told explicitly "dude, this is how you're fucking up and this is how you win the situation: just shut up". He's literally told this, verbatim, multiple times by side characters. Clearly the authors knew this guy was lame or they wouldn't have other characters answer this... and instead of writing him growing out of it, the authors leaned into it... why would anyone want an unlikable, unidentifiable main character for their story?
It's funny, because between Eric and Max, you have two of the worst characters ever... and then you have the two daughters who I completely fell for and were the only reason I put myself through such misery the last four days. The mom is just a cock-slut after Eric, she's cold and heartless to her kids, has no respect for anyone in that family, and even when you finally get rid of Eric, she's no prize as you remember how much of a cunt she was prior.... she's a horrible mom. She lets this guy Eric take over right away and then flat out spanks naked ass if anyone has an issue with it... Eric's idea by the way... day one, too... he doesn't 'settle' into this. Eric openly insults Max to a harsh extreme infront of everyone at the table the first time they all sit down--which no one else sees as presumptive or hostile--and then Max gets punished for kinda defending himself. Max is weak and could have been less childish in this whole encounter... he does little to prove Eric wrong, even though Eric is clearly wrong. Not about Max not being a man... but wrong about his own authoritative position so early in the overall situation. And he's clearly too into seeing the mom's daughters naked, overly flirtatious, and just creepy in an obvious douche-bag way. You can see him a mile away and yet mom has no clue... but worse yet, neither do the daughters. All this is a behavioral mess.
And the mechanic to get rid of Eric is absurd... the MC owns a professional camera, has hidden cams all around the house, but can't take one picture of Eric watching Alice change in her room (which happens every fourth day) to show mom. The plot has so many holes. They are all presumably naive about sex because they can't watch porn because of parental controls but aunt Kira is watching them every night downstairs and MC has no problem viewing cam-girl pages. This story puts obstacles down to stop an MC action from overcoming something the story doesn't want overcome, and then the story ignores those obstacles when it needs to. You can send Lisa in to interrupt mom blowing Eric on the sofa... but can never simply walk into the next room and say "Yo, mom... go into Alice's room right now... check out your beloved Eric perving on your eldest daughter."
But here's where the real misery is, though... it's in the crack-like addictive design. This game should be called "Blue Balls" not "Big Brother" because it's a grindfest that is always teasing you with just a little bit of skin and the promise that "maybe tomorrow ill finally see a nipple" It's so teasing that every single camera shot, even 100 days in, even when you're finally getting some, all camera shots have arms covering nipples, legs covering penetration, everything is borderline-to-completely hidden from the view. High camera angles and angles from behind the action obscure any real view... Which works for the first 10 days or so, you have to tease a little bit early, it makes sense, but it gets very old if there isn't advancement... the MC is talking about what he sees and then we never get to see it... cuz' it's hidden and reduced to two images per sex scene. Such a tease! The worst... still being teased by hidden treasures at day 100 is ridiculous. The game doesn't stop... even when all the ladies are (eventually) walking around top-less, when it gets to the sex everything is implied and kept minimal... I wanted just one close up shot... just one... anywhere... during action.
By the time I quit this game the MC had dropped maybe 9 or 10 loads into Alice, and watched her change hundreds of times... but I still don't know what her genitalia looks like.
And there isn't an orgasm to be had in this game without an accompanying shot of the MC in his immature glory enjoying the moment while we, the viewer, are sitting there going "I don't want to see this fuckin' kid right now... I should be seeing her... what the fuck?" Unlike every other game in this genre where they are too much like porn, this isn't enough like porn... way too much focus on the guy... for a story wanting to get guys off, it has no clue what it's doing when the moment comes.
And then when you finally do get there with a girl, after all your work... The MC says something totally childish... his main argument is "I'm a man!" but all his dialog is ripped from a 12-year-old (he's 18 in the story-I think-he is an adult). He even looks like a 12-year-old... just seeing his face... you tend to block it out after a while and not even see him but man one glimpse and ... just ruins the entire spell, over and over and over and over... and he's dumb as shit about the world. Doesn't understand anything anyone is saying. And frankly he deserves all the scorn he is given for being a "loser". I hate Eric worse but this MC is f'n close. At least you can get rid of Eric.
Look. This should be a five star thing... even incomplete... the production value makes you think it will be... If only the missions had more direction--you cannot get through this in any reasonable length of time without walkthroughs and most likely mods.... I couldn't and I played nonstop... if the grind was cut down by like 99%... you have to do 30 massages before u can qualify for the next level massage, and that's not including the individual rolls you make each time to see if it succeeds... and they are only available once a day and only on certain days of the week... I'm not talking, find 30 people and have fun... it's 30 of the same scene with the same character over and over and over... this is fucking massages we're talking about here... you gotta go thru this shit to get to the hand jobs... which have their own 90 day cycle... it's nuts.
The only reason I stuck with it is because graphically, its probably the best rendered game on this site. It's gorgeous. And so are the daughters... I wanted to hook up with them so badly, but the cucking by Eric... fuck that guy. Fuck this game.
I want my four days back. I quit when it got to the "teaching of Lisa". Such BS. From a story point of view, every major hurdle MC overcomes to win either sister is accomplished by the cliche cool-knows-it-all sex vixen side character, and not the main character... for Alice it's Kate... without Kate, the MC doesn't get Alice.. and without Kira, the MC doesn't get Lisa. It's deus ex machina. It's weak story telling. The MC is incapable of solving his own problems without a "god character" coming in and paving the way for him. (This also happens for the mother--Kira breaks her, and for Olivia--her ex-boyfriend loosens her up with date-rape pills... and also she's just DTF from the get, and doesn't require 'lube'... metaphorically). Every single sexual obstacle is outside of the MC's control. It pissed me off... but that's not why I left... it's because Max not keeping his fucking mouth shut during the moment I've been staying up for four days for... that's what did it for me.
I played this for four days straight because I fell in love with Lisa... and when I finally get her, I gotta listen to this guy's self-cucking clueless bullshit just destroying the immersion, pace, and the hotness of the scene. And he ends the action prematurely, again, by flapping his lips... Fuck this MC... fuck this game.
And early on, Lisa actually likes the MC and you play for maybe a romantic angle... but by the time you're getting with her, she is openly hostile about your character because you just can't stop... and she's only going along with it because of the guidance of a respected mentor, aunt Kira... there's a ton wrong with this, but the MC is the first and last nail in the coffin.
I stand by this rating and this review... even if it gets pulled for vulgarity.... I'd never change it. I feel like a recovering crackhead.... and yes, this is crack.
Side note: I've smoked weed and cigarettes since my teens, every day... I'm 46... and I've bought more of both in this game than I have in real life... this could also be called "The Order Shit Online Simulator".