Who in their right mind releases a game with controls so cryptic even deciphering ancient hieroglyphs would be easier? And don't get me started on the camera—apparently, they thought players would enjoy staring at a blank void while their character stumbled around like a drunken sloth.
And as for interaction? Clicking the mouse should move the character, not summon a cosmic dance party! It's like they wanted players to experience frustration on a whole new level.
Honestly, whoever unleashed this abomination upon the gaming world deserves a medal—for the most colossal failure in game development history! They've taken incompetence to such staggering heights that even the depths of the abyss would blush in shame.