Ren'Py - Abandoned - Burger Boy [v0.35] [VarnsGames]

Best game ever
has a mix of comedy and sexiness
has a 10/10 character design
good music
good story
good play style
no glitches as far as i know
greaaaaaat comedy
and best thing has velari best character ever best proportions and super sexy face
this game is worth playing and needs more updates
actually really surprised it isn't that popular even thought it's almost perfect

Review for Burger Boy 0.35:

Story: 3/5 - It's a "parody" of the Ted movies, but it's not so much a parody as it is a rip-off of the idea. Still, it's good enough for a porn game.

Originality: 1/5 -The idea is a rip-off and everything else is a stereotype from adult visual novels.
- MC is a moron. Check.
- MC has a huge dick. Check.
- MILFs with grotesquely oversized breasts. Check
- Pierced and tattooed skank. Check
- Young blue-haired virgin. Check.
- Women jump on MC's dick for no reason. Check

Renders: 3/5 - Renders aren't perfect but they're decent enough for a porn game. Models are good except for some things like ridiculously oversized tits and MC's dick. Strangely, though, the MC's dick isn't the same ridiculous size in all renders.

Sound: 2/5 - I give it a 2 because it actually has music, and there is at least one point (Auriel's performance) where it's OK, but most of the time, the background music is annoying/terrible.

Gameplay: 4/5 - I prefer fewer choices in visual novels, so I mostly like this, but there are a few choices where players have no idea how they affect the game.

Writing: 1/5 - The writing is complete garbage. There are so many spelling, grammar and punctuation errors that it's very distracting to play. It completely destroys the experience. There are two genuinely humorous scenes that are funny in spite of the terrible writing.

Animations: 2/5 - Animations are weird/unnatural. Sometimes, the characters look like robots with down syndrome. Many of the animations have some distracting collisions and artifacts too.

Content: 4/5 - There's a decent amount of content for a year of development. Unfortunately, some of it is a complete waste, such as:
- Dream sequence just to get a lewd scene early in the game.
- Irrelevant side stories (Todtanic and Todrassic Park)
- The animated transitions that were added as part of a rework in v0.25

Bugs: 3/5 - Nothing game-breaking, but some distractions:
- Dialogue attributed to the wrong character.
- Characters calling the MC "Steven" instead of the name chosen by the player.
- When playing the animated transitions, the still render from before the animation is displayed at the end of the animation again before the next actual render gets displayed.
- Some continuity errors with the dialogue. E.g. Chase gives MC a handjob in the kitchen and both she and Valerie later say it was a blowjob.

Other:
- The game has a few sandbox-like elements but so far they are completely useless.

Good:
Renders,Animations are not bad.

Bad:
The story is bullshit.
The MC has a rhinodick and must fuck ALL woman. No matter what. (You have NO choises... Its a KN!) And i hate this.

And the teddy is the most annoying thing in universe.

This is probably the most unrealistic game i have ever played, no not because of the talking teddy bear but because of the mc being such an unreliable loser that he can barely keep a job flipping burgers while living in one of the worst places, has no prospects or good looks and yet for some reason is a huge babe magnet attracting the hottest women with zero effort at all(they literately throw themselves at this loser).

The animations make the characters look like they are having a fit.

The writing is some of the worst garbage i have ever had the misfortune to read, having the loser mc say he doesn't want to commit himself to the hot co worker who is obsessed with him makes no sense.

I hated the mc and his attitude right from the start, there really is nothing likable about him.

The women are identical, every girl in the game: oh look the biggest loser has just walked in front of me, OMG i desperately want to have sex with him.

To sum up the game it is a 12 year olds wet dream, so if you want to watch super hot women have sex with a loser for no reason at all this is the game for you.

Story 1/5 garbage
Art 3/5 quite good
Sex 2/5 short and way too easy
Fetishes 1/5 none found
Choices 1/5 didn't do anything i could notice
Characters 3/5 no personalities

10/10 comedy really the type of game you'd want to play with the boys
i knew i was in for a good one when the title screen had that dance sequence.
little touches like that are normally a good omen.
one thing that may be an issue for some, its a harem and it doesn't seem optional.
-but tbh every gal is good company, still atm Bob (MC not Rinko's Bob) has confessed to 2 sisters and at this rate their mom too but Rinko when?
also RIP Tod, you did him dirty this update, man can't catch a break
and here's to more Rinko scenes in the future, the only flat chested broad i like

One of the few comedy stories on the site , has great character modeling and high quality tits . The flaw is too little sex , and the overall content is less . It shows that the author's creative performance is not 100% .

I'm giving 5 starts for the following reasons:

1. Pretty decent renders.
2. Very good animated sex scenes. 95% of games on this site can't even come close to this game when it comes to animations.
3. There is no slow burn. You don't have to wait for a long time to see what the game offers.
4. This game has the potential to become a top fap material.

Of course, there are some cons:

1. The English need rework or at least some proofreading. But I can live with the errors.
2. Character development for LIs. But that's not a big issue for me.

This definitely has the potential to be a very fun game, but it needs some pretty serious polishing.

The story is relatively original, considering it is a straight-up parody of the movie Ted. Nothing about the game or plot is serious, and it's clearly meant to be a light, fun experience.

The rendering and animations are pretty solid, and most of the LIs are quite attractive. A few of the facial expressions and body positioning are odd and don't match up in any way to what is happening with the dialogue/events occurring at that moment, but it's not major enough to be too jarring. The sex scenes aren't always consistent, in terms of quality and duration of animation, but I think they are well-done on the whole.

The biggest issue for this game is the writing. The dialogues are not terrible by any stretch, but they are at times quite awkward and unnatural. I found the MC's inner monologue to add nothing to the game, other than being somewhat annoying. Although the English is fine, the game is absolutely riddled with typos and spelling errors. It appears as if the dev has never once bothered to proofread anything or use spellcheck. Almost every other sentence has mistakes in it. The dev has an annoying habit of capitalizing or not capitalizing words completely at random, and for no discernable reason. He also writes some of the dialogue as if he is writing text messages, such as typing "pls" instead of please. It may just be me, but I find this almost irrationally irritating. All of these things, plus the numerous spelling errors, regularly break the immersion for me.

While I appreciate that the dev attempts to weave humor into every aspect of the game, unfortunately it mostly falls flat. I understand that successfully writing humorous dialogue is very difficult, and I would probably be terrible at it myself, but when a game is supposed to be filled with comedy, I'd hope that it would at least occasionally make me smile or chuckle. This one does not.

Still, in spite of its flaws, this game manages to be fairly enjoyable. If the dev can do some serious editing of his writing, or at least some proofreading, I can easily see myself editing this review and adding another star.

Game version: 0.25

I like the attempt of this game: It's kinda fresh, doesn't feel forced and it does not contain much grind.

The only, but heavy complain from is the animated scenes, which vary too much in quality (until now!). There a nice ones, that belong to the "standard quality level", but some have painfully weird camera angles or too limited frames to be enjoyable at all.

I really do hope the dev is still improving his skills in terms of programming / rendering in the near future.

All in all, it's a good game for the start, with much room for improvement.

Bahahah this game is a gem already! I started laughing right when i got the the title menu and the people were dancing. Setting positive vibes from the Start dev! The graphics are great and the story line fun and engaging. Only critique is sometimes the animation transitions were a bit slow and laggy and in the beginning prologue scene there's little white squares in the top right corner of screen may be a bug. Besides that this is a great game with good scenes and lots of laughs already.

Gameplay : ✭✭✭✰✰
Story : ✭✭✰✰✰
Spelling : ✭✭✭✭✰
renders : ✭✭✭✭✰
Animations: ✭✭✭✭✰
Potential : ✭✭✭✭✰
Overall : ✭✭✭✰✰
Girls physique : ✭✭✭✭✰
Graphic : ✭✭✭✭✰
Creativity :✭✭✭✰✰
Note :
I love it ! i hope the story will be more interesting in future .
all the best to the developer.

Ok this one is good. Seems games main focus is on humor. And I had some good laugh. Plot is interesting. And ted sorry tod is funny. Good renders and writing is also good. Models are beautiful well few have gigantic tits. Some are normal. Overall it's a good start. Looking forward to next update, keep up the good work dev

* Good renders
* Good humor
* Good writing
* Interesting premise

If you like the movie ted give this one try.