Visit your side room in your cabin and put the presents underneath the Christmas tree.
I've had people reporting that they couldn't find the statues. They should be all over the camp. Do you not see them here for example?
As for the Slut-Shaming-Santa he's been a character in every single one of my games (Orange Trainer, Paprika Trainer and Camp Mourning Wood). He's mostly a joke character that shows up during Christmas events.
By the way, a patch for the game is in the works and will probably release later today. If you run into any bugs, let me know and I'll try to have them fixed as well.