Alright, where to start.
I did beat the game, took me about 80 minutes.
Is this a bad game, no.
Is it a great game, also no.
It's pretty middle of the road in my opinion.
What I liked:
Art style: Pixel
Initiate sex with enemies: There's a handful of enemies you can fuck once you stun them
Weapon variety: You don't get to upgrade your whip (which is a bit disappointing), you do get various side weapons depending on the enemy you fuck or interact with.
Boss fights: The boss fights are fairly easy and you can fuck them or whatever once you defeat them. Don't get anything for it, just the animation.
Things I didn't like:
The shitty ass horrible exaggerated KNOCKBACK! Whoever started the knockback thing should be kicked in the nuts. I mean they are probably dead, considering that all started back on the NES. But, for the life of me I can't imagine why people want that in a game. Or at the very least, not a huge one.
That was my biggest drawback.
Story: It's a parody of Castlevania. Vania kidnaps your fiance for herself....I guess. And you fight your way to save him. It's pretty ironic considering you fuck enemies and bosses the whole time. Enjoying it on the way, so I don't get the whole fiance angle. Might as well just be single...cause after some of the cocks she fucks bro ain't going to be satisfying her.
Honestly the fiance angle was pointless, you'll see when you beat it. They could have thought of some other reason to have you go after Vania.
Animations: The in level animations were fine, albeit very short. However, I gotta say the CG scenes, while they are animated. Not great art style wise. If they had kept the art similar to the games main photo then would have been nice. Or, honed in on the pixel part. It is still pixel, but it's not gonna give you a boner...maybe? I guess it depends considering it would be subjective.
Platforming: I had no issues with the platforming outside of the cheap knockback stuff.
Controls: I used a controller. Definitely recommend. Was responsive and comfortable.
All in all, not a bad game. I think it's worth playing if you're looking to kill an hour and if you like Castlevania style games.
They did leave it open for a sequel, which could be interesting and could really LEAN into the sex part of the game. If the dev reads this...based on your ending. LEAN into that choice you made. More animations, longer animations and better CG. Has potential to get better for sure.
Also, since this is very OG Castlevania. Maybe next one could be more like Simon's Quest...guess we'll see.
It's not as bad as some of the reviews have given it, but it's not the best this site has to offer.
Play at your own risk, you can always uninstall.