RPGM - Completed - Catina Patissier [Final] [Tistrya]

What a shame cause I thought the art looked quite nice, but this is not a game you should waste your time on

You start the game getting isekai'd and then you get mandatory molestation before even getting control of the character. After that all the gameplay comes down to is Interact quests. Go to the forest to interact with 9 apples on trees and then get raped on the 10th, go back to the forest to kill honey plants and then get raped, hand out flyers by interacting with 5 people, clean the shop by interacting with dirt spots. The only time it deviates from this is making a cheese cake which is just two multiple choice options and getting it wrong is a game over. Hope you like the Forest and the Town cause thats all the areas you get here.

Also I just feel bad for Catina by the end of it, being constantly molested/sexually abused by her room sharers and the shopkeeper hitting her for being slow. Not really my thing.

There's a total of 10 CGs and if you really want to see them, then just rush through the intro, interact with the sign at the fountain 10 times and bam 2 crystals appear that let you see all of them. Took me an hour and a half to beat this game (I may have got lost at one point in the forest), and it was not worth it.

No Battles, No Equipments,
Lame MC, So Naïve
gets Molested, Raped, getting fooled all the time
Supposed to be a Patissier to be or something but oh wait she be Just an Errand Girl then becomes a Hoe
First Town is so Empty not even any NPC to talk to
Problems going to other areas (the next scene selector)
The Forest Area is Repetitive Map it just keep on updating on what is requested for you to get, like first the apples you get it from trees, then next no more apples because the second you need to get is honey from flowers where as those obviously moving flowers were not available from the last same map, like it just shows the needed items to get on the same map, no monsters to rape you or anything it's so empty
you only get raped when you collected everything (repetitive as fuck)
and their are other jobs that require you to talk to people then do sex scenes for the last person

you get punished for being slow by the store manager
the gets sad or cry
then each roommate gives you item (one roommate per job request)
gets harassed by them perverts,
then gets molested
but not gonna do anything about it, like just succumbs to being an idiot
then becomes a nympho just like that

after i looked for the lastperson the forest map i wanted to quit then again it was the ending

shitty game

Artwork
The artwork of Catina Patissier is decent enough, though there are some scenes that could use proportion correction. Sadly, this is the only decent point about this game.

Literary
The literary work of this game is really, really terrible. From translation errors to descriptions that make no sense, there are quite a few scenes where I just can't help but laugh at what I'm reading.

Spelling errors that I caught include:
ca't - can't
hoe - home
oak - orc
masterbate - masturbate
oment - moment
manking - making
shu the fuck up - stfu

Aside from that, there are also some lines that are just downright funny/weird. Examples:

• His sperm shot her like a machine gun.
• Her fingers reach between the cracks in her pussy.
• He came like a bursting balloon; it (the sperm) ran into her uterus and filled her uterus.
• He injected a lot of sperm into her mouth like a waterfall.

This completely turns the game from an eroge into a comedy.

Music
Generic RPGM music, but even then the choice of music is questionable. It just doesn't seem to fit the scene.

Story
There isn't much story to speak of, and what you read in the overview section is basically the entire premise. There is nothing wrong with a simple straightforward story, but even then the whole setting is weird.

The way the characters act and talk seems to defy all logic and common sense. While it is indeed possible to create a world that has a different sense of logic, it has to at least be relatable to the readers. Not in this game though, Catina Paatissier's protagonist, who is actually named 'Kartina', has the same characters doing horrible things to her on a daily basis. Yet there isn't a hint of resentment or reaction to those characters. Instead, it is as if every new day she magically forgets what happened prior and goes right back to trusting the same baddies over and over again. Another point of note is that the story is completely linear with no possible branching options.

Overall, the storytelling is neither relatable nor is it compelling to read.

Gameplay
The gameplay part of Catina Patissier is broken into a monotonous cycle. Every day follows the cycle of work, tea-time and night-time.

Work: This is the only 'gameplay' part of the game, and it is literally an item pick-up simulator. It could be different items or people that you need to interact with, but it is always go there, press a button, and complete.

Tea-time: The protagonist gets tricked by some co-workers. Different scenes but you have no say in the matter.

Night-time: Protagonist gets assaulted by her housemates. Basically just a scene and again, you have no say in the matter.

There are also other issues present in the game.

• NPCs are non-existent. It is a ghost town throughout the entire game, and the NPCs will only appear if they are a quest objective. Occasionally they won't even spawn and you need to exit and enter the town again to make them spawn.
• Of all the buildings in the town, only 3 are accessible and only 2 are used in game.
• There is no choice options in the game. It is just a linear story.

Miscellaneous
Playtime - 49 minutes (completed)
Objects and load-zones sometimes do not work as intended, and you need to try different angles to get it to work.

Closing
Catina Patissier as it stands is terrible. Between the bad writing, weird translations and the pick-up simulator gameplay, it just isn't worth your time.

Literally feels like an artist's pixiv gallery with a lazy game slapped on top of it. I've heard of H-game makers trying to make a quick buck, but this really takes the cake. Pun intended.

Her getting killed by the car reminds me of the Austin Powers steamroller scene.

In my opinion, story is short and bland its like meat stew without a spice. Quests are repetitive and rushed. Whats minus for me there no animations or sound efects (exept when the guys finish) of the girl when she is having sex. All in all its 1/10.