This game is clearly a subversive masterpiece. It really sells the feeling of beta-testing a game that's being rushed to release.
Okay though, in all seriousness: The concept of "strip Peggle", while weird, could have worked out really well, in much the same way that Hunie Pop made "strip Bejeweled" work. But this game has WAY too many problems to capitalize on its core idea.
Putting aside the low amount of content, the bad-even-for-porn writing, and for some reason needing to delete my save file in order to even begin the game proper, I encountered the following issues in the gameplay portion, in no particular order:
Pegs that did not remove their visuals on being hit.
Pegs that did not remove their collision until hit a second time.
Pegs that were incorrectly textured, meaning no way to tell whether they were required to win the level.
Pegs that could not possibly be hit without bouncing off of another destructible peg, allowing for potentially locking yourself out of beating the level.
The game will rank your score from 1-3 stars on level completion, but returning to the level select after a poor-scoring round shows that the game will record a 3-star rank even when obtaining a lower one.
Keyboard controls only, no mouse-aiming for shots. Not technically an issue, could potentially be just a poor design choice, but come on, allowing both playstyles is Peggle 101.
The shot indicator is slightly thinner than the ball, causing it to incorrectly suggest certain shots are possible when they are not.
The app you're testing is apparently about a farmer who wants to kill the foxes who are eating his sheep, but you gain score for killing the sheep...? Like I said, the writing in this is awful.
And finally, the game requires more goal pegs to be hit than even spawn in level 18. According to the Steam page, they've patched this issue since the download link was posted here, but the fact that such a major error made it into a release version in the first place is frankly astounding.
When it comes down to it, this game just isn't strong enough in any category to hold attention. The gameplay is janky at the best of times, and the porn is outshined by countless other games.
My advice, if this game sounded appealing to you as a player, is to find a good Peggle game, and a good porn video, and watch 15 seconds of the video for every three levels you complete in the game. You'll have a lot more fun.
And if the concept sounded cool to you as a dev, but you're not sure if there's demand? Look no further than the fact that I managed to force myself through 18 levels of this jank in hopes it would finally get fun at some point. If you can make this concept, but implement it in a more polished manner, then you'll find an audience for it without a doubt.
Okay though, in all seriousness: The concept of "strip Peggle", while weird, could have worked out really well, in much the same way that Hunie Pop made "strip Bejeweled" work. But this game has WAY too many problems to capitalize on its core idea.
Putting aside the low amount of content, the bad-even-for-porn writing, and for some reason needing to delete my save file in order to even begin the game proper, I encountered the following issues in the gameplay portion, in no particular order:
Pegs that did not remove their visuals on being hit.
Pegs that did not remove their collision until hit a second time.
Pegs that were incorrectly textured, meaning no way to tell whether they were required to win the level.
Pegs that could not possibly be hit without bouncing off of another destructible peg, allowing for potentially locking yourself out of beating the level.
The game will rank your score from 1-3 stars on level completion, but returning to the level select after a poor-scoring round shows that the game will record a 3-star rank even when obtaining a lower one.
Keyboard controls only, no mouse-aiming for shots. Not technically an issue, could potentially be just a poor design choice, but come on, allowing both playstyles is Peggle 101.
The shot indicator is slightly thinner than the ball, causing it to incorrectly suggest certain shots are possible when they are not.
The app you're testing is apparently about a farmer who wants to kill the foxes who are eating his sheep, but you gain score for killing the sheep...? Like I said, the writing in this is awful.
And finally, the game requires more goal pegs to be hit than even spawn in level 18. According to the Steam page, they've patched this issue since the download link was posted here, but the fact that such a major error made it into a release version in the first place is frankly astounding.
When it comes down to it, this game just isn't strong enough in any category to hold attention. The gameplay is janky at the best of times, and the porn is outshined by countless other games.
My advice, if this game sounded appealing to you as a player, is to find a good Peggle game, and a good porn video, and watch 15 seconds of the video for every three levels you complete in the game. You'll have a lot more fun.
And if the concept sounded cool to you as a dev, but you're not sure if there's demand? Look no further than the fact that I managed to force myself through 18 levels of this jank in hopes it would finally get fun at some point. If you can make this concept, but implement it in a more polished manner, then you'll find an audience for it without a doubt.