Dark Rainbow
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boobzinga
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I turn on the Nintendo cartridge, then Mario turns to the camera and looks at me and says, "Mama Mia FUCK" with red bloodshot eyes.
Timerz
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I-I'm afraid this thread has been diagnosed with a tint of CHKNsanity...
Mario with his realistic blood shot eyes and realistic guns then shot me 47 times the paramedics didn't arrive that time to save me from marios cave madness
boomerisboomuntilboom
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And good old Vanny will say: sorry, we have problems and we have to postpone it another year.
JJTrunks-
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The universe will explode and Vanny will still postpone the update 3 more years
it could be worse we could be stuck having one fetish and area being worked on for Eternity
buppiest boi
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Is that an OneyPlays reference? "Did you just swear?" "no mom, it was Mario, not me"
Oh also for reference, I've gotten a whole construction qualification and have completed TBOI Repentance and Sekiro: Resurrection in the time I've been away.
DeynanDescafeinado
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you know while we wait on vanny dev to update we could talk about mods
boobzinga
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DeynanDescafeinado
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buppiest boi
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I fuck with that, I wish my pc didn't think minecraft was a virus, makes actually modding and playing it a pain in my ass.
buppiest boi
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Soooooo....maybe the real C.H.K.N was the friends we made along the way. I'm gonna step away from this until news gets added in like....20 years. See ya when a FNaF parody porn game gets added (well, with quality at least, lord knows how many we've had)
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arlesmon
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GoldenGamer72!
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The Halloween update, made for the Halloween LAST year, is not ready a whole extra year later, the Halloween update mind you, is literally a mini game unrelated to the main game, its so over. Chkn isn't coming out until the year 2080 or something man. Don't pay another cent on patreon until something releases. Better yet, dont pay a cent after that either because you're not getting anything else until like 3 years after.