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All you need to do is wear the skin of 1 Wildebeest on a full Lunar Eclipse with the symbol of the heavenly Depeche Mode drawn onto your chest with a mixture of Tomato and Brown sauce which would almost make it taste like BBQ sauce but not quite.
Then you need to use a plastic party knife to sacrifice 3 chickens on an alter made of paper mache and broken dreams all the while chanting the lyrics to Crossroads by Blazin' Squad.
Do these things my child and the great spirit of the Outer Mongolian Tree Whippet will impart to you all the knowledge needed to double click the .exe