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What's available is great! I'd love to see more, also if not already in the works I would suggest an input changer so I can move with arrow keys instead and so on. Can't wait for more!
- Oct 1, 2022
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Hmm i think that is already there but maybe its not? Still prob won't be too hard to make.I asume you are left handed, when i chose the control scheme i had in mind leaving the right hand free to do the buisness and use the left to navigate dialogue.
- Jun 2, 2018
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A Two-handed Platformer... How the hell does this keep happening.
What are the conversations leading up to this point? How? and Why? Humor me.
The game is looking great... but what the fuck are we doing boys? At this point I'm not even sure its the developer's fault anymore. How can they ALL be wrong? There's no way in hell this is some kind of coincidence. There has got to be darker forces at work here.
What are the conversations leading up to this point? How? and Why? Humor me.
The game is looking great... but what the fuck are we doing boys? At this point I'm not even sure its the developer's fault anymore. How can they ALL be wrong? There's no way in hell this is some kind of coincidence. There has got to be darker forces at work here.
- Jun 23, 2017
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I prefer sinister for my salacious sundries, despite deigning dextrous otherwise. Long story short, a one-handed option for both left or right would be welcome, or alternatively, keybinding.
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And that's just it isn't it? Maybe its me, you know? Cause I just assume people use porn games as an interactive aid for masturbation... I mean, maybe that's a stretch.
It reminds me of this shit I pulled back in my college days when I was working at a club. I put out of a plate with some cake samples on it along with a sign: "Help yourself. Enjoy!". People were giving the stink-eye and not touching it and I thought they were all assholes and I hated them and my job and they could all go fuck themselves. Finally, my manager stands at the counter and one of the club members says, "Is this a fucking joke, are we really supposed to eat this cake with our bare hands!?" I just thought everyone was being rude and the whole time but, in the end, I was just a dumbass. So here I am, trying to tell somebody we need some goddamn forks.
If you're not trolling and really need help understanding...
You use your left hand to control the direction of your character.
You use your right hand to use abilities and attack.
Which leaves your dick swaying in the air with no hands left to masturbate with.
Don't worry if it doesn't sink in on the first read. Hell, the developer didn't even think about it.
That's not even the worst part. You see, my frustrations don't stop there, it's more about how much time developers put into these projects without realizing their own mistake. I brought this up a few times (cause developers just love this shit) and one developer responded to me and said: "That's what the recollection mode is for"... So what do you think happened next? That's right, the same thing that always happens: The developer spends two and a half years developing a game and this is the response:
"Full save?"
"Whos's got the save?"
"game ok, but i need a save plz"
"Gallery unlok plzzzzz"
"anDrOiD ? "
"thanks for save. you de man dickcheez69"
Which begs the question: Why the fuck did you make this game? Just upload your animations and art at this point. A game that forces you to watch erotic animations with no way to masturbate is cruel in ways I wouldn't wish upon my enemies. A goddamn self-cucking denial form of toture from a different age.
What's the solution? Oh yeah! The stupid long-winded fucking Asshole mentioned something about playing with ONE FUCKING HAND so the game can be enjoyed while playing the fucking game for once.
What am I talking about? I'm talking about 20 years of ignorance, stagnation, and dumbfuckery.
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- Dec 3, 2017
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Animations require little to no input so what's stopping you from using one hand to fap when the animation is happening? Or are you fapping to the gameplay? I get where you come from but I've had no issues to be honest.
lmao another game with writing done by AI coombots
the whole "you do X" in asterisks is a tell-tale sign
the whole "you do X" in asterisks is a tell-tale sign
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No A.I! Its my first time writing.
I was waiting for someone to help me with writing but they ghosted me and had to rush the process.
Besides that i hoped you enjoyed the game, i know its bare bones bcs its the first release.
Dude, since the author has said his piece about this not being AI, do you have any rebuttal or anything else to say to him??
maybe a word that starts with S and ends with y with the whole word length being 5-letter-long?
Take some responsibility.
Edited: After 6 days later, the dude who accused someone's work of being an AI is still nowhere to be found. This is the proof that he is just one of the people who don't actually care about things being AI or not, but only the chance to ridicule someone's work with no repercussion.
What a twat.
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I've yet to see an explanation of why a character refers to himself as "you", so jokes are on (you).
- Oct 1, 2022
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We used a dialogue plugin. It needs text and a character component. When we did the game overs we tried without the character component and it worked, but i didn't have the nerves to comb back the already established nodes to not mess with them when the release deadline was upon us. Hope this clears everything up.
I can understand the distaste for A.I and all, but keep in mind its my first time writing, so i am prone to making amateurish clichés.
- Oct 1, 2022
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Keep in mind that when you throw out the A.I accusation is akin to calling someone a scammer, and it is a big damage to their reputation and the game.
The game dev provided evidence just now. Don't forget to come back and debunk it or whatever.
If you can't find any more excuse, then also don't forget to apologize.