#patch
init 20 python:
ann_name = "Mom" #Anna
ann_nameREL = "Mother" #Nanny
ann_nameRELy = "Mommy" #Nanny
mc_last = "Doe" #Dean
neigh_name = "The Parkers" #The neighbours
wil_last = "Parker" #Parker
wil_nameEVE = "Daddy" #Willy
wil_nameELI = "Honey" #William
wil_nameADA = "Dad" #William
eli_last = "Parker" #Mason
eli_nameWIL = "Babe" #Elizabeth
eli_nameEVE = "Mommy" #Bethy
eli_nameADA = "Mom" #Elizabeth
eve_last = "Parker" #Fox
eve_nameWIL = "Cutiepie" #Eve
eve_nameELI = "Sweetie" #Eve
eve_nameADA = "Sis" #Eve
ada_last = "Parker" #Payne
ada_nameWIL = "Son" #Adam
ada_nameELI = "Son" #Adam
ada_nameEVE = "Big brother" #Addy
config.language = "ipatch"
def smtf( text ):
# Test if it's a string you want to change.
if text == "We're just bonding... like friends do...":
# If it is, replace it by the string you want.
return "We're just bonding... like [ann_nameREL!l] and daughter..."
# Do the same string by string.
elif text == "My father died when I was still very young and [ann_nameOG] took me in after. Apparently she was very close with my father.":
return "My father died when I was still very young. It was really hard on mom..."
elif text == "She raised me entirely on her own and she's always been reliable and caring.":
return "But she picked herself up and raised me entirely on her own. She's always been reliable and caring."
elif text == "I didn't...":
return "I didn't... also what a romantic love story thus far..."
elif text == "Anyways...":
return "Oh shush... that was all before we got together anyways..."
elif text == "He was... a great man. Unfortunately things never worked out between us, but we always stayed close friends.":
return "He was... a great man."
elif text == "Well... this is [ann_nameOG], she used to be my nanny when I was young.":
return "Well... as you might have guessed, this is my [ann_nameREL!l], [ann_nameOG]."
elif text == "Honestly, I'm so lucky to have gotten to know her, she's an amazing human being.":
return "Honestly, I pretty much lucked out with her, she's like the perfect [ann_nameREL!l]."
elif text == "In fact I myself learned this from my mother when I was around your age.":
return "In fact I myself learned this from your grandmother when I was around your age."
elif text == "Welcome to the neighbourhood!":
return "Welcome to the neighbourhood, Parker family!"
elif text == "I'm [ann_nameOG] and this is [MCname].":
return "I'm [ann_nameOG], and this is my daughter [MCname]."
# elif text == "Well... this is [anna_nameOG], she used to be my nanny when I was young."
# return "Well... as you might have guessed, this is my [ann_nameREL]."
#######################NEIGHBOUR FAMILY:
elif text == "This here to your right is [eli].":
return "To your right is my beautiful wife, [eli]."
elif text == "In the middle of us is [eve].":
return "The cutie in between us is our lively daughter [eve]."
elif text == "It might surprise you, but we're all really just roommates.":
return "All together we're the Parkers!"
elif text == "If you're wondering how it is that we look so much alike, well... it's honestly just a huge coincidence.":
return "We're a simple family that are looking to make this place our new home."
elif text == "I often get mistaken for the little brother hahaha!":
return "By the way, I often get mistaken for the little brother hahaha!"
elif text == "What is up with these people...":
return "What is up with this family..."
elif text == "They were all super hot though, that's true.":
return "They're a super hot family though, that's true."
elif text == "But seriously... we're supposed to believe they're just roommates?":
return "But seriously... did you see how blue their eyes were?"
elif text == "I believe them, I mean weirder things have happened haha.":
return "Haha yeah, those were some really beautiful eyes."
elif text == "Look here, if you don't want me to tell [ann_nameOG] then you're going to do exactly as I say.":
return "Look here; if you don't want me to tell your mom, then you're going to do exactly as I say."
elif text == "Relax... I asked [chri] to keep [ann_nameOG] busy for a while.":
return "Relax... I asked [chri] to keep your mom busy for a while."
elif text == "Tell [ann_nameOG] that the alcohol got to me so I need to rest. I'll call her later.":
return "Tell your mom that the alcohol got to me so I need to rest. I'll call her later."
elif text == "Plus I love all of my roommates!":
return "Plus, I love my family!"
elif text == "So what about that other guy? Arnold I think it was, he's not going to college?":
return "What about your brother? Arnold, I think his name was? He's not going to college?"
elif text == "Haha, you're talking about [ada] I bet!":
return "Haha, his name is [ada]!"
elif text == "Big guy caught your attention huh?":
return "He's caught your attention, huh?"
elif text == "Wow... you and your roommate are [ada] and [eve] right?":
return "Wow... you and your brother are [ada] and [eve], right?"
elif text == "Hahaha yeah, what a coincidence right?":
return "Hahaha, yeah!"
elif text == "I couldn't believe it myself either!":
return "Mom and dad did it on purpose."
elif text == "Well, I guess it doesn't matter, they're both nice names!":
return "Haha, that's pretty neat! They're both nice names!"
elif text == "Time to go and scare what's her name?":
return "Time to go and scare... what was your mom's name?"
elif text == "[ann_nameOG]?":
return "[ann_nameOG]."
elif text == "Good luck with that haha.":
return "And good luck with that, haha."
else:
# Else, return the string unchanged.
return text
# Tell Ren'py to use our function as callback.
config.say_menu_text_filter = smtf
init 20 python:
ann_name = "Mom" #Anna
ann_nameREL = "Mother" #Nanny
ann_nameRELy = "Mommy" #Nanny
mc_last = "Doe" #Dean
neigh_name = "The Parkers" #The neighbours
wil_last = "Parker" #Parker
wil_nameEVE = "Daddy" #Willy
wil_nameELI = "Honey" #William
wil_nameADA = "Dad" #William
eli_last = "Parker" #Mason
eli_nameWIL = "Babe" #Elizabeth
eli_nameEVE = "Mommy" #Bethy
eli_nameADA = "Mom" #Elizabeth
eve_last = "Parker" #Fox
eve_nameWIL = "Cutiepie" #Eve
eve_nameELI = "Sweetie" #Eve
eve_nameADA = "Sis" #Eve
ada_last = "Parker" #Payne
ada_nameWIL = "Son" #Adam
ada_nameELI = "Son" #Adam
ada_nameEVE = "Big brother" #Addy
config.language = "ipatch"
def smtf( text ):
# Test if it's a string you want to change.
if text == "We're just bonding... like friends do...":
# If it is, replace it by the string you want.
return "We're just bonding... like [ann_nameREL!l] and daughter..."
# Do the same string by string.
elif text == "My father died when I was still very young and [ann_nameOG] took me in after. Apparently she was very close with my father.":
return "My father died when I was still very young. It was really hard on mom..."
elif text == "She raised me entirely on her own and she's always been reliable and caring.":
return "But she picked herself up and raised me entirely on her own. She's always been reliable and caring."
elif text == "I didn't...":
return "I didn't... also what a romantic love story thus far..."
elif text == "Anyways...":
return "Oh shush... that was all before we got together anyways..."
elif text == "He was... a great man. Unfortunately things never worked out between us, but we always stayed close friends.":
return "He was... a great man."
elif text == "Well... this is [ann_nameOG], she used to be my nanny when I was young.":
return "Well... as you might have guessed, this is my [ann_nameREL!l], [ann_nameOG]."
elif text == "Honestly, I'm so lucky to have gotten to know her, she's an amazing human being.":
return "Honestly, I pretty much lucked out with her, she's like the perfect [ann_nameREL!l]."
elif text == "In fact I myself learned this from my mother when I was around your age.":
return "In fact I myself learned this from your grandmother when I was around your age."
elif text == "Welcome to the neighbourhood!":
return "Welcome to the neighbourhood, Parker family!"
elif text == "I'm [ann_nameOG] and this is [MCname].":
return "I'm [ann_nameOG], and this is my daughter [MCname]."
# elif text == "Well... this is [anna_nameOG], she used to be my nanny when I was young."
# return "Well... as you might have guessed, this is my [ann_nameREL]."
#######################NEIGHBOUR FAMILY:
elif text == "This here to your right is [eli].":
return "To your right is my beautiful wife, [eli]."
elif text == "In the middle of us is [eve].":
return "The cutie in between us is our lively daughter [eve]."
elif text == "It might surprise you, but we're all really just roommates.":
return "All together we're the Parkers!"
elif text == "If you're wondering how it is that we look so much alike, well... it's honestly just a huge coincidence.":
return "We're a simple family that are looking to make this place our new home."
elif text == "I often get mistaken for the little brother hahaha!":
return "By the way, I often get mistaken for the little brother hahaha!"
elif text == "What is up with these people...":
return "What is up with this family..."
elif text == "They were all super hot though, that's true.":
return "They're a super hot family though, that's true."
elif text == "But seriously... we're supposed to believe they're just roommates?":
return "But seriously... did you see how blue their eyes were?"
elif text == "I believe them, I mean weirder things have happened haha.":
return "Haha yeah, those were some really beautiful eyes."
elif text == "Look here, if you don't want me to tell [ann_nameOG] then you're going to do exactly as I say.":
return "Look here; if you don't want me to tell your mom, then you're going to do exactly as I say."
elif text == "Relax... I asked [chri] to keep [ann_nameOG] busy for a while.":
return "Relax... I asked [chri] to keep your mom busy for a while."
elif text == "Tell [ann_nameOG] that the alcohol got to me so I need to rest. I'll call her later.":
return "Tell your mom that the alcohol got to me so I need to rest. I'll call her later."
elif text == "Plus I love all of my roommates!":
return "Plus, I love my family!"
elif text == "So what about that other guy? Arnold I think it was, he's not going to college?":
return "What about your brother? Arnold, I think his name was? He's not going to college?"
elif text == "Haha, you're talking about [ada] I bet!":
return "Haha, his name is [ada]!"
elif text == "Big guy caught your attention huh?":
return "He's caught your attention, huh?"
elif text == "Wow... you and your roommate are [ada] and [eve] right?":
return "Wow... you and your brother are [ada] and [eve], right?"
elif text == "Hahaha yeah, what a coincidence right?":
return "Hahaha, yeah!"
elif text == "I couldn't believe it myself either!":
return "Mom and dad did it on purpose."
elif text == "Well, I guess it doesn't matter, they're both nice names!":
return "Haha, that's pretty neat! They're both nice names!"
elif text == "Time to go and scare what's her name?":
return "Time to go and scare... what was your mom's name?"
elif text == "[ann_nameOG]?":
return "[ann_nameOG]."
elif text == "Good luck with that haha.":
return "And good luck with that, haha."
else:
# Else, return the string unchanged.
return text
# Tell Ren'py to use our function as callback.
config.say_menu_text_filter = smtf
