IDK how people rated this game so high, this game is the so boring, and why Real life simulators fall flat.
"You'd be sitting in a design review, and somebody says, “that's not realistic.” And you're like, okay [...] explain to me why that's interesting. Because in the real world I have to write up lists of stuff I have to go to the grocery store to buy, and I have never thought to myself that realism is fun. I go play games to have fun." - Gabe Newell.
This game is super realistic to the point of being boring and not at all sexy. The intro does a great job at subverting expectations, because on the bus going to the college there is a girl that openly lets you and your best friend grope her tits, it even says later on how lewd this college is, saying on how most people came to this school to have lewd things happen. And when you are free to run wild, it's boring. You go to your classes you have to worry about grades, making your best friend fall in love with you is a chore and so time-consuming, the sex scenes are mid as fuck, being only 3–4 sentences while just meeting a NPC gives you a paragraph. And a serious missed opportunity, to make the NPCs go a little wild! You are walking by and some random girl flashes you, someone asks to blow you while you are in the library, this and so much more could have been added, but the dev wanted "Realism" if I wanted realism I would just go to a community college and have the same experience! This game is doomed from the start by being interesting in the intro but threw it away for "Realism" this game is boring. And I say that with a hundred percent, and a thousand percent.
"You'd be sitting in a design review, and somebody says, “that's not realistic.” And you're like, okay [...] explain to me why that's interesting. Because in the real world I have to write up lists of stuff I have to go to the grocery store to buy, and I have never thought to myself that realism is fun. I go play games to have fun." - Gabe Newell.
This game is super realistic to the point of being boring and not at all sexy. The intro does a great job at subverting expectations, because on the bus going to the college there is a girl that openly lets you and your best friend grope her tits, it even says later on how lewd this college is, saying on how most people came to this school to have lewd things happen. And when you are free to run wild, it's boring. You go to your classes you have to worry about grades, making your best friend fall in love with you is a chore and so time-consuming, the sex scenes are mid as fuck, being only 3–4 sentences while just meeting a NPC gives you a paragraph. And a serious missed opportunity, to make the NPCs go a little wild! You are walking by and some random girl flashes you, someone asks to blow you while you are in the library, this and so much more could have been added, but the dev wanted "Realism" if I wanted realism I would just go to a community college and have the same experience! This game is doomed from the start by being interesting in the intro but threw it away for "Realism" this game is boring. And I say that with a hundred percent, and a thousand percent.