Played Alpha 0.95
This is an idle game. The first unique thing it brings to the genre are a milk tank that caps the maximum amount of milk you can store and spend on upgrades which can only be upgraded by emptying the entire tank, expanding proportionally to the milk spent. The other unique thing is a busty cow girl who gives you milk when you click on her breasts. The girl's traits are randomly generated each time you start a farm, if you do play I recommend resetting until you get one you like.
I agree with most of what KL-001-A says in his review. This game is too slow and doesn't add anything to new to look at or optimize as you progress. The items you buy do not effect the cow girl and you cannot acquire new cow girls in a single run. The most that happens is you get to read new flavor text on buildings and upgrades, and a barn slowly gets built in the background. If this game's goal is to use idle game mechanics as a medium to make it's cow girl interactive or sell the fantasy of running a hucow farm, you're able to experience the extent of that in the first minute.
My standard for a good idle game is something that you can check in on every so often, make interesting decisions, and then leave for awhile before checking again to make new decisions. Normally lewd idle games make the mistake of demanding too much attention. This one has a better pacing for encouraging only checking in on the game rather than babysitting it, but there aren't any interesting decisions here to be made. Other than the milk tank mechanic, there's nothing you couldn't get from this as an idle game that you couldn't get from any other idle game. It also doesn't share as many statistics as I like, thought that's more subjective.
I would not recommend this game unless it is overhauled. It has good artwork to build on with a more visuals and mechanics, but without them it's a waste of time.
This is an idle game. The first unique thing it brings to the genre are a milk tank that caps the maximum amount of milk you can store and spend on upgrades which can only be upgraded by emptying the entire tank, expanding proportionally to the milk spent. The other unique thing is a busty cow girl who gives you milk when you click on her breasts. The girl's traits are randomly generated each time you start a farm, if you do play I recommend resetting until you get one you like.
I agree with most of what KL-001-A says in his review. This game is too slow and doesn't add anything to new to look at or optimize as you progress. The items you buy do not effect the cow girl and you cannot acquire new cow girls in a single run. The most that happens is you get to read new flavor text on buildings and upgrades, and a barn slowly gets built in the background. If this game's goal is to use idle game mechanics as a medium to make it's cow girl interactive or sell the fantasy of running a hucow farm, you're able to experience the extent of that in the first minute.
My standard for a good idle game is something that you can check in on every so often, make interesting decisions, and then leave for awhile before checking again to make new decisions. Normally lewd idle games make the mistake of demanding too much attention. This one has a better pacing for encouraging only checking in on the game rather than babysitting it, but there aren't any interesting decisions here to be made. Other than the milk tank mechanic, there's nothing you couldn't get from this as an idle game that you couldn't get from any other idle game. It also doesn't share as many statistics as I like, thought that's more subjective.
I would not recommend this game unless it is overhauled. It has good artwork to build on with a more visuals and mechanics, but without them it's a waste of time.