I dl'ed this game just to see how much piss it would take. Morbid masochistic curiosity I guess. The answer? ALL THE PISS. It guzzles the frothy golden liquid down by the barrel.
First off the one positive. The renders are pretty nice, if you like the cartoony stylization. That is the only positive. There arent many renders, and only maye a fifth of them are actually sexual. And then there is how you unlock them. You rearrange stuff on a grid. Thankfully its not a sliding puzzle, you just click to swap pictures. It starts out on a 3x3 grid, and while it is not remotely gratifying to unlock a render doing that, its at least manageable. Then there are two rounds of 4x4, then 5x5, then the last two fifths of the puzzles are 6x6 grids.
Its fucking ridiculous. There are few "games" with a worse ratio of grind to reward. But it isnt just the large number of pieces, many puzzles require matching pieces that are literally all skin. So you can be trying to mix around 6+ pieces that are just blank skintone. OR, even more perplexingly, up to like 8 pieces of cloudy background that all look nearly identical.
The game also tracks the number of moves you make. It doesnt do anything. It doesnt even store the results. Its just there to shit you up.
Dont download this game. It truly, truly isnt worth it.
First off the one positive. The renders are pretty nice, if you like the cartoony stylization. That is the only positive. There arent many renders, and only maye a fifth of them are actually sexual. And then there is how you unlock them. You rearrange stuff on a grid. Thankfully its not a sliding puzzle, you just click to swap pictures. It starts out on a 3x3 grid, and while it is not remotely gratifying to unlock a render doing that, its at least manageable. Then there are two rounds of 4x4, then 5x5, then the last two fifths of the puzzles are 6x6 grids.
Its fucking ridiculous. There are few "games" with a worse ratio of grind to reward. But it isnt just the large number of pieces, many puzzles require matching pieces that are literally all skin. So you can be trying to mix around 6+ pieces that are just blank skintone. OR, even more perplexingly, up to like 8 pieces of cloudy background that all look nearly identical.
The game also tracks the number of moves you make. It doesnt do anything. It doesnt even store the results. Its just there to shit you up.
Dont download this game. It truly, truly isnt worth it.