Unity - Crowjob in Space [v18.3.2024 Hotfix] [Das]

Review for V25.7.2023

I have a lot of nostalgia for this game. Back in the old days of only knowing porn games in the form of quick flash games on a now defunct website, Crowjob was one of the games I came across that stuck with me more than others.

I don't consider myself a furry in the slightest, but I'm pretty open minded about stuff. To me, furry is just another flavor to enjoy when the mood strikes. This old flash game along with a couple others might have been the cause of that.

Honestly I just had fun with it. The one I first played was a different iteration than this one, but the concept remains the same. Play as a crow guy and wander around talking to different people to get sex scenes. It's a pretty simple game. There's just enough background info and context to make the scenes feel a little better to view, as opposed to just clicking through a gallery of animations.

Does this game have a ton of content considering it's been in development for so long? Not at all. Has it gone through many reworks/remakes? Yes. Is the game super high quality to make up for that? No, not really. Are there various bugs and other misc problems? Yeah usually.

And I couldn't care less about any of that.

Crowjob is not a game that will blow you away with anything, nor is it likely a game you'll be following the development of closely. This game exists, to me, as a fun side thing to check up on once in a blue moon to see what's new. I am more than content with that.

It's an adventure game, but it really doesn't do much with that concept gameplay-wise.

The art style reminds me of flash animations... yet it's undeniably very sexy. It definitely adds to the game's uniqueness.

The game has voyeurism, I don't like that kink, so it's a good thing it's optional. It's always a good thing if you can skip scenes with kinks you don't like.

I love adventure games and I hope this will get better with more updates, potential for 5 stars is definitely there, it just needs to incorporate more adventure elements like puzzles.

Full Review for Crowjob in Space
Lets address the Elephant in the room before I start...
Yes, the game has been in development for way too long. Originally this used to be a flash game YEARS ago. Then around early 2018, Das completely remade the entire game in Unity with an all new story and approach. Over that time, the game has become what it is today. Despite how long it takes between updates (roughly 2-3 months with little content added), I still enjoy it.

Story
The story is pretty average. You play Calvin, an avian that works for a intergalactic delivery company. Throughout the game, you make various deliveries and explore different areas around the system. Nothing spectacular really. You can do a bunch of side stuff, like do things for other characters to unlock sex scenes but that's about it. But the game gets straight to the point; no bullshit, and just provides sexual content everywhere with no setup what-so ever. Some characters you practically just walk up to and fuck.

H-Scenes
This is the one thing that brings me back every update. I've always enjoyed the classic flash animations, especially when done well. And while some shots may be better than others, I've always liked Das' animation style, even from back in the day. He also provides a variety of fetishes for everyone, from feet stuff, to gay, to futa. There's a little bit for everyone. There's a good amount of H-Scenes in the current game so far. I'd say it'd take around 30 minutes to an hour of perusing to unlock everything it has to offer.

What the game needs to be better
There's definitely a lot of things that could use touch-ups in my opinion.
Add a gallery:
Pretty simple. There are too many scenes to warrant not having a gallery to go back and play previous sex scenes without me having to go all the way back to the character I had sex with to watch it again.
EDIT: The game now has a gallery!
Make H-Scenes easier to navigate through:
Navigating through H-Scenes can be confusing. It would be much easier to add some UI to go to the next shot or change camera angles. Rather than having to move my mouse around the screen to look for where to click next.
Make Calvin walk faster:
The bird just walks too damn slow. He needs to be faster, or at least implement the ability to immediately go to the next room when clicking on a door like some areas do, rather than waiting for Calvin to slowly walk to it just to get through.
Needs to be touched up in the bug department:
There were a few instances where either Calvin got stuck, or something said it was interactable but didn't end up being. There were also some visual bugs where Calvin would appear behind something that he was in front of.
Release updates faster:
Look, I understand that being the only one developing a game can be very time consuming, and you don't want to burn yourself out. The only problem is the amount of content given with each update considering it takes like 3 months for Daz to release one. Just... move a little faster. Even a tiny bit, or give us more content in each update.

TLDR
Even though Daz takes a long time with updates, I still enjoy the animations and small gameplay CiS has to offer. When I play a porn game, I really just want a good quickie, and this game offers exactly that. No bullshit, just a simple story with a lot of furry H-Scenes in-between. I hope he can work faster or at least have more content between updates, so I'm not playing only 5 minutes of new content. So far, a solid fap.

This is a simple review, Don't play this game.

This game as other reviewers have said, was originally made wayyyyyy back near the original legend of krystal. Oldfag here so can confirm. I see people take pot-shots at all sorts of creators on this site for being lazy, greedy, directionless, this is the OG.

How can someone make a game that never got past half way done, and that's being generous, over the span of at the ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM 8 (closer to 10) years is beyond my understanding. Not to mention the quality of renders is trapped in the early 2000's flash quality, were talking DE_Dust levels of flash here.

You could be a gay furry fanatic, but if your more than a lust filled bag of depravity do not support this creator, let his project and this creators greed die a final death.

I really don't see this game going anywhere. However if there was ever a time for Das to break expectations and making something nice then now would be the time. Honestly kind of sick seeing this dude just remake the same "crowjob in space" project he has been since like 2010 or whatever. Every project ends up running into issues or Das loses interest and just throws it into the trash. Heck, before this one all the previous games didnt even have a story or a goal so I don't really know what he's going to do with this one by adding quests and point and click elements but we'll see how far he gets if he gets anywhere at all.

In its current state there really isnt much to do or see. There's a handful of scenes with a little variety in positions. For the most part its all just instant hookups without any actual dating elements so it's pretty shallow in that regard but if you're just looking for sex then you'll probably like this no fuss system of just talking to a character and basically fucking them within the first minute of the conversation.

On the other hand this kinda downgrades the whole point of it being a point and click story/puzzle game because solving anything is literally just point A to point B. This accompanied by an extremely slow movement speed for no reason just kinda turns it into a slog. For now it's not really an issue since most maps are relatively small but when you actually need to physically be in a specific spot then enjoy watching this dude walk for 30 seconds because once again really slow movement speed for no real reason.

Honestly I'm kind of being harsh on this project because of Das' track record but also kind of understandable since he's been fussing about with "Crowjob In Space" for years and years now. It really isn't that much different from his older projects but since its in unity then maybe it'll actually go somewhere for once. Although I will say the game getting larger and larger every update with barely any content added each drop is pretty concerning depending on how large he wants to make this game.

Foreword: I don't give a damn about this game's development history involving numerous past iterations. Call me a naïve young'in if you wish.

This game is very simple: meet characters, go through their 10 seconds of dialogue, enjoy their scenes, repeat ad nauseam until you get bored. In that sense, it clearly reflects its roots as a Flash porn game: there's not a lot of complexity, not a lot of profound mechanics, and not really any meaningful gameplay; there's a bit of walking around, a couple short quests that exist to lead the player through the game via picking up items and clicking text boxes, but for the most part it's straight and to the point.

In these sorts of games, the main appeal is the art, which, though rough in this game, isn't abysmal; "an acquired taste" is the harshest term I could mete against it -- "acceptable, not truly into the realm of "decent", yet charming" would be a more accurate description. It does have inconsistencies with character physiques, especially in POV shots (for example, in some shots Calvin (the player character) is buff and masculine, but in many other cases he's quite lean), but these don't usually take me out of the scene, though YMMV. What makes this game is the character designs, which, though simplistic, are quite solid.

One of the main benefits of this game is that none of the sex scenes are obligations in order to progress to get to scenes you want to interact with especially as this game, though bisexual, is able to be playable for all sexual orientations due to this. There are two required straight sex scenes for progressing through the game, though all others are avoidable. Generally, though, this game is geared for a bisexual experience, with a roughly-even split of male and female encounters. The scenes are fairly-vanilla, and there aren't really any characters that call for the player to have a specific fetish. The characters made by Das all fit into the cartoony, a bit trashy, and old-school look of the game, which complements the old-school feel of the game.

This, however, makes commissioned characters stand out like a sore thumb, and is one of my main critiques: the commissioned characters aggressively contrast with the otherwise relatively spartan aesthetic of the game. The mere presence of one in a scene I feel drains the energy out of the room; their scenes additionally tend to not be as enjoyable as the ones with characters made by Das for this game.

TL;DR though not the most "quality" experience, it is decent for what it is; it truly feels like a project made by one person that includes what they want, save for the occasional commissioner getting their hands into the pie (generally for the worse). It perhaps benefits from not having any immediate competition that could style on it, but I would recommend it if you're searching for a bisexual furry clipshow nonetheless. It is rough around the edges, however, which some may find a bit difficult to find themselves enjoying, provided that they can get around the game's implicit self-indulgent nature, but if you give it the chance, it'll come around. You may even be inspired to try out some of its older iterations if you're yearning for more.

(Originally reviewed for the 3/30/2021 version, updated for the 9/5/2021 version on 10/12/2021)

I would give it 3 stars for its content. And the fourth is just my desire to see this project fianlly finished. I follow this game since it hit the LoK Forum and only god knows how long that is. This game had like 3 restarts. I dont know what happens all the time but I can say that he improves on the art and animation in comparison to his older versions.

Cons:
- The character slowly crawls to his destination. Even the animation suggests a faster walking. But this poor crow seems to be stuck in some sort of gravital distortion. Holding him back from his true potential.
-Some ugly ass characters.
-No more different in sex options. In the previous games you could in a doggy position raise your head to look at the fucked one and even click away feathers blocking the way to look at her face. Nothing here. I searched in every sex scene but I could not find any alternatives. This is a step back.
-The level Design is off too. The building does not look "realistic" its like Dark Souls 2. There are connections to some locations but it does not feel right and I have no clue or memory about this place because maybe the camera angle is bad. I don't know.

Pros:
+His artwork is in fact getting better.
+Creative sex positions and he used to have intereseting ladies to fuck. Like a taller xenomorph queen or a killer whale lady. Smaller Ant Girl etc.
Here its......red bird girl......again?
+You can skip gay stuff. YAY. In the old version you always had to suck of a moose to get some booze. And with the booze you get to fuck a ant girl. So me as a straight person is forced to watch guy porn to get the straight porn. Me no like that.

I hope more interesting characters (different body types, sizes, shapes, races) will be implemented and the different interactive options in the sex scenes come back. Even the simple come inside or come on her option that almost every sex game has is not here. I just hope this game will be better and it is on a good way. But only time will tell.

This game is pretty good for what it is but will obviously cater to a unique set of fetish. the dialalogue can be pretty funny sometimes and the art style although cartoonish has a charm to it. A problem I found with this game was that the characters were not unique enough from each other. Hopefully the dev adds a wider variety of crows and other birds in general to this game ion the future. 3.5/5

Yes, 1/5 is harsh, but it's well deserved in my opinion. This game meets almost all of the check-boxes for a terrible early-access H-game which will probably go nowhere:

* Main character walks like someone is holding down the crouch button. Seriously, even the MC's animations look like he's at least trying to limp a little faster. Seriously, this is one variable that needs to be changed, I have no idea how Das tests his game with this speed of walking. Even if it is mercifully quite short, it gets old before you've gotten on the space ship.

* Fetch/A-B quests. Yes, in a game with about 4 tasks to accomplish in total, you'll be roundabouting and collecting pointless items the whole way. The developer even pokes fun at this ("this is just lazy game design"), but that doesn't make it any more fun or engaging to play. There are infinitely better ways to get a player into a sex scene with another character.

* Almost a decade total of development, art, time to practice code, etc. and very little progress in animation quality, quantity, or gameplay overall compared to some of the first versions of the original Crowjob in Space.

* Developer has "lost" the files to previous versions of the game, or otherwise has given up, three times, now. I am not at liberty to doubt the integrity of Das, but this is either sheer incompetence (who doesn't start saving backups after losing a whole project?) or milking Patrons at this point.

* Stagnant development. Just look at the dates between honest features and scenes.

* Padded changelog. Seriously, almost all of the updates add like, one animation and fix a bug or two, yet the changelog is presented like each update is adding so much to the game. To me, this is just filler to make Das look busy or something.

* Extreme file size for the amount of content on display. Seriously, ~900MB for like, seven sex scenes and two locations? Behind the Dune is 34MB and has exponentially more content presented in a much higher quality, for example. No excuse here, this is just poor asset management.

* Animations are all at a very low framerate, not much smoothing/blending to make up for it, either.

* Character proportions change between scenes and perspective. Seriously, the resort owner is like 7' in the office scene, but is like half the main character's height in the "top" hotel room scene. Simple stuff but it really adds up.

* About half of the sex-able characters are genuinely just ugly in both design and presentation. The girls on the beach and the boss come to mind.

* Almost all of the sex scenes (minus the one with the resort owner and his wife, that one is actually pretty good and unique, bravo) are very samey. Blowjob, missionary buttfuck, riding buttfuck, doggystyle creampie. The only female characters are also really ugly (seriously, those beach girls are fucking disgusting, even for scalie content).

Sorry if it sounds like I have some issue with Das or even this game at all, I have wanted it (or at least its many predecessors) to succeed since like 2013 when I first came across their content. There was a ton of promise and real progress years ago, but it's really fallen off since then and I do not understand the praise (nor amount of Patreon money) this game gets.

I really wouldn't care otherwise, but taking money for this kind of development is just dishonest. Slow or troubled indie development is both common and expected, but actively asking for money opens such a thing up to be criticized imo.

Edit: Two years later, almost all the same problems still apply, and the game has gone almost nowhere since.

This game plays very much like an old 'point-n-click' adventure game like Monkey Island. The lewdity in the game starts almost right away and the developer has snuck in some funny jokes here and there so the game feels more light-hearted and fun rather than something where the sole purpose is just to show porn scene after porn scene.

The game is a little lacking in content in my opinion last time I played, but man I absolutely love the animations, they are easily the best part about this game and I have to give major props for there being bisexual relational options for people of all types. I think that some of the characters' art can look a bit off or goofy at times, but what is presented here is definitely a fun little romp through a sci-fi fantasy world where everyone seemingly just wants to bang.

Looking forward to future development of this game and I had a lot of fun playing it!

If you've been watching this game title for as long as I have, you'll know that this is like the fourth time Das has released this game. A bit of a history lesson with this game:

• Das uploaded the original CJIS in 2013, but it got a game-breaking bug in its final update, so Das yeeted the project.
• Das revamped CJIS and re-released the game and continued it until he got bored with it, and he yeeted the project, again.
• Das then released a new version of CJIS branded "Station 03" and the project files got corrupted when he was working on it. You would think that any game dev worth their salt would backup their project files before working on the game, but NOPE.

And that leads us to this game. It functions like the previous games that he released where you click on a character, click a few dialogue options, and you have a sex scene. Over the years, you can see Das's evolution in art skill, and it definitely shows. The game plays well, even on my heap of a computer, and the art is well done. Knowing how little devotion Das has for his projects, I know for a fact that it's just a matter of time before he abandons this project like he did the rest.

solid game with surprisingly charming, hot animations, if a bit lacking in content.

the crude flash art style might turn you off at first, but definitely check this one out. it has a good balance of male/male and male/female interactions, no obstructive fetish content, and a weirdly competent, varied set of sex scenes to tie everything together. you can bone pretty much every character you come across, too, so if you can talk to them, chances are they'll fuck you.

definitely a short one, though — good for a quick wank; not really much of a story to speak of beyond "go to this place and talk to this guy."

note: i had a bit of trouble getting it to run on my macbook before realizing that the application is run out of the "UPDATE" file in the MacOS folder. doubleclick it and it'll run.

I knew the old flash version of this game .... and sincerely, given the size of the file, I expected much more content .. moreover the commands are not really fluid and there are very few scenes and characters to interact with ... sincerely I keep up the old flash version ...
anyway, I see a lot of potential and a lot of room for improvement

this game is quirky... a lot of people hate it, but i love it. it explores different fetishes like anal and ntr, and has a unique charm if you don't mind furry. my only problem was the gay content, but this version lets you skip it.