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Overview:
Rid your precious Corporation from the infiltration of feminism while trying to decipher how to play this game.​

Updated: May 8, 2018
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Censorship: None
Version: v1.5
OS: Windows
Language: English
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Download: - -

thanks to @Ubik for the link & sorry I didn't credit originally

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bas

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU START THIS
I wish to fuck I knew. No kidding. I clicked around for a few minutes and then gave up.

This genuinely sounds like the most cancerous premise for game I've heard of in a while.

Also, why is "Self-removing Bras" a tag lmfao
There's no summary anywhere on their Patreon or website, so I made one up. They talk about their games like people who play live action "Vampire: the Masquerade" talk about it; even they don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but there's no way to get them to shut up.

I'm sure someone out there has been waiting with baited breath for a game with a self-removing bra. By the Gods, it's that fucker's lucky day.
 

John123456

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I wish to fuck I knew. No kidding. I clicked around for a few minutes and then gave up.



There's no summary anywhere on their Patreon or website, so I made one up. They talk about their games like people who play live action "Vampire: the Masquerade" talk about it; even they don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but there's no way to get them to shut up.

I'm sure someone out there has been waiting with baited breath for a game with a self-removing bra. By the Gods, it's that fucker's lucky day.
Honestly, who sits there for hours and hours and decides that they're going to make a porn game this heavily tied into their political beliefs lol
 

bas

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Honestly, who sits there for hours and hours and decides that they're going to make a porn game this heavily tied into their political beliefs lol
"Hmmm... I want to write my MBA master's thesis on the mega-corporation run by Karl Marx and George Orwell and how they be putting bitches in their place with their dicks..."

 

sarge87

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So I managed to buy(?) two girls, maxed out their stats and now I have -55 credits and cannot do anything further. Everything is either red and not available or leads to nothing ... does this mean it's Game Over or what!?

Seriously ... this game.
 
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Ubik

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So I managed to buy(?) two girls, maxed out their stats and now I have -55 credits and cannot do anything further. Everything is either red and not available or leads to nothing ... does this mean it's Game Over or what!?

Seriously ... this game.
Put this inside html5>data>js and open through story_html5.html. Upzip the file first. This will give you 250 credits and 500 policy points.
 

Ubik

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I kinda like Selectacorp. They do their own thing and have a total DILLIGAF-attitude towards people who don't like their themes/gameplay styles etc. And once you get the hang of the games, they are surprisingly fun to play.
Exactly. Most of us patrons already know what they are like and we don't mind as long they keep making these games. These are way different than other 1000 crappy daz-renpy-rpgms, which are basically copies of each other. Those games gets abandoned almost as soon as they come.
 

John123456

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I kinda like Selectacorp. They do their own thing and have a total DILLIGAF-attitude towards people who don't like their themes/gameplay styles etc. And once you get the hang of the games, they are surprisingly fun to play.
Well it seems like this game consists of a few conversations between two mysterious figures, a few fake newpaper headlines, and 12 sex animations. Doesn't seem particularly enjoyable if I'm honest. Seems like something that could have been done in a CHYOA type story.
 
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bas

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Click on Logos, Pathos, Ethos> then Sitrep and choose whatever you want. Also this ain't like other Selectacorps games, it's more like very short VN. @bossapplesauce at least give me the credit for providing the link, mate.
Sorry man - my mistake and corrected. Thank you for letting me know and do appreciate you sharing with us!
 
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User_10739

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Feminism is cancer. lol
Feminism was great back in the 70's with all the bra burning and women wearing tube tops with nothing underneath. Now all the girls wear tube tops with bra straps sticking out which where I come from is the definition of tacky. Nonetheless allowing women to be sexually empowered isn't the end of the world and not every game needs to take the caveman approach of using a big club to get laid :p although for some of us it beats our communication skills...
 

macadam

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i m just soooooooo *echo sound* lost just with the description...

i m not gonna talk about how i m lost in the game lol
 
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ajax83

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Dont care about the politics, but the girl in the "spirit of unit act" is unbelievably hot. I must know who she is!!!