Dark Land Chronicle ended up being mostly a pleasant surprise for me. I grabbed this game on the strength of the one screenshot with the monster balls-deep in the elf girl. It’s a cool-looking monster and she’s a hot-looking elf. The pictured event ends up being the very first thing you do in the game, setting the bar high. A bar not quite sustained, alas.
You play as the hot elf in this game. When I play as a female protagonist in a monster-fuck game, I expect to have a lot of monster dick in me. That’s not quite where this game is at now. You get to fuck some goblins and some humans. It’s pretty sexy stuff despite being limited scenes. The animations look hot and there’s sexy dialogue to go around. Actually, despite clearly not being an English-first team, the dialogue they produced is hot and sleazy.
The game itself was fun enough to play. It’s very flexible in how you approach it. Like, once you get past that first monster, you get to just wander. Your goal is loosely defined as getting the humans in town to trust you. You talk to them and they give you quests. But if you’re not feeling it, you can just pull out your sword and start killing them. It reminds me of those old Advanced Dungeons & Dragons games that way.
If you do kill quest-givers, you’re going to miss out on some stuff. You’re also going to piss off anyone in that ‘faction.’ If you kill humans, other humans are going to start attacking you. And you can’t talk to them anymore. If you schmooze too hard with goblins, you’ll piss off anyone in the anti-goblin faction and they’ll attack you. If you schmooze too hard with the anti-goblin people, guess what? Goblins won’t like you anymore.
I like this. It gives the game replay value. You can approach it all kinds of ways. You can be a huge slut. You can just murder everyone. You can try different things. I feel it’s not perfectly balanced yet. But in spirit it’s pretty cool.
You get the most out of the game by just being as slutty as possible, though. Don’t play coy. Just try to get as much dick in you as you can and you’ll reap the benefits. It’s like politics that way.
I just wish there was more to do. As it stands, the game is short. If the game’s various systems weren’t so complicated, it’d be even shorter. This game is filled with all sorts of little systems that give it quite a learning curve. It took me a while to figure out that I have to put my sword away to pick flowers or that I can chop wood by clicking on any fucking tree I want. Who knew? There’s asystem for cooking, a system for camping, a system for drawing water, for making clothes, for making tools, for making lube and aphrodesiacs, etc. The camping system was the worst, because there are no instructions and it’s absolutely essential for making a day pass.
Overall, it kept my interest enough that I’ll check back for updates. I hope to see improved mechanics and a lot more monster fuckin’ going forward. A whore for goblins deserves more than just the missionary position.
You play as the hot elf in this game. When I play as a female protagonist in a monster-fuck game, I expect to have a lot of monster dick in me. That’s not quite where this game is at now. You get to fuck some goblins and some humans. It’s pretty sexy stuff despite being limited scenes. The animations look hot and there’s sexy dialogue to go around. Actually, despite clearly not being an English-first team, the dialogue they produced is hot and sleazy.
The game itself was fun enough to play. It’s very flexible in how you approach it. Like, once you get past that first monster, you get to just wander. Your goal is loosely defined as getting the humans in town to trust you. You talk to them and they give you quests. But if you’re not feeling it, you can just pull out your sword and start killing them. It reminds me of those old Advanced Dungeons & Dragons games that way.
If you do kill quest-givers, you’re going to miss out on some stuff. You’re also going to piss off anyone in that ‘faction.’ If you kill humans, other humans are going to start attacking you. And you can’t talk to them anymore. If you schmooze too hard with goblins, you’ll piss off anyone in the anti-goblin faction and they’ll attack you. If you schmooze too hard with the anti-goblin people, guess what? Goblins won’t like you anymore.
I like this. It gives the game replay value. You can approach it all kinds of ways. You can be a huge slut. You can just murder everyone. You can try different things. I feel it’s not perfectly balanced yet. But in spirit it’s pretty cool.
You get the most out of the game by just being as slutty as possible, though. Don’t play coy. Just try to get as much dick in you as you can and you’ll reap the benefits. It’s like politics that way.
I just wish there was more to do. As it stands, the game is short. If the game’s various systems weren’t so complicated, it’d be even shorter. This game is filled with all sorts of little systems that give it quite a learning curve. It took me a while to figure out that I have to put my sword away to pick flowers or that I can chop wood by clicking on any fucking tree I want. Who knew? There’s asystem for cooking, a system for camping, a system for drawing water, for making clothes, for making tools, for making lube and aphrodesiacs, etc. The camping system was the worst, because there are no instructions and it’s absolutely essential for making a day pass.
Overall, it kept my interest enough that I’ll check back for updates. I hope to see improved mechanics and a lot more monster fuckin’ going forward. A whore for goblins deserves more than just the missionary position.