SpectreGT

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It's a tad drawn out and repetitive tho to be fair
I liked it. It's definitely longer than all the other events, but it never really seemed too long to me. Doesn't seem to be an uncommon opinion that it was too long though, so I dunno. Maybe something that will be polled on at some point. Our fate lies with the Patrons :HideThePain:
 

Flanneri

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What surprises me is that people complain that this game has a lot of text and repetitive sequences of art, while there is Caliross, where people in the comments piss themselves with delight at the "scenes", which have twice as much text and you stare at one picture for 10 minutes.
 

Takkatakka

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What surprises me is that people complain that this game has a lot of text and repetitive sequences of art, while there is Caliross, where people in the comments piss themselves with delight at the "scenes", which have twice as much text and you stare at one picture for 10 minutes.
So if I understand that right, I first have to play and complain about for every game that is worse before I'm allowed to do that here?
 

temptressDiana

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Mf really just critisized the realism of a game with cow ladies and a floating city lol
Suspension of disbelief..., bro they're fucking painting trees red, da hell?
Bro, about painting trees:
Everything is explained there. The Empress served in the army and they were forced to paint trees and grass green there.

I am Russian and served in the army in 2020 (we have compulsory conscription service here). And in the army, they really paint the grass and trees green in the spring. And we also painted dirty snow white. And also chose stones in an open field behind the canteen building. And buried a cigarette butt with the whole company because one of our guys smoked in the barracks. And a bunch of other absurd shit.

Do you know why we did it? And all because a non-fucked (not busy with work) soldier is doing shit. That's what our foreman said.

We even have an expression in Russia: "Those who served in the army don't laugh in the circus." (After all, in our army they create such an absurdity that nothing surprises later.)

I'm even surprised how accurately some moments of the USSR and Russia are ridiculed. Dear developer, are you by any chance Russian?) Or do you have Russian friends?)
Because I doubt that you could make fun of many moments so perfectly without getting to know Russia and the USSR)
 
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SpectreGT

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So if I understand that right, I first have to play and complain about for every game that is worse before I'm allowed to do that here?
No, that's just a somewhat accurate observation they have made. But also if you have not played Caliross, you definitely should. It is the most comparable to this game probably out of all the porn games available and it is also VERY good.
 
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Bro, about painting trees:
Everything is explained there. The Empress served in the army and they were forced to paint trees and grass green there.

I am Russian and served in the army in 2020 (we have compulsory conscription service here). And in the army, they really paint the grass and trees green in the spring. And we also painted dirty snow white. And also chose stones in an open field behind the canteen building. And buried a cigarette butt with the whole company because one of our guys smoked in the barracks. And a bunch of other absurd shit.

Do you know why we did it? And all because a non-fucked (not busy with work) soldier is doing shit. That's what our foreman said.

We even have an expression in Russia: "Those who served in the army don't laugh in the circus." (After all, in our army they create such an absurdity that nothing surprises later.)

I'm even surprised how accurately some moments of the USSR and Russia are ridiculed. Dear developer, are you by any chance Russian?) Or do you have Russian friends?)
Because I doubt that you could make fun of many moments so perfectly without getting to know Russia and the USSR)
I literally don't care mate
 
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Flanneri

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So if I understand that right, I first have to play and complain about for every game that is worse before I'm allowed to do that here?
No you didn't. No you don't have to. You are allowed, at least, I allow you, if you need my opinion on this matter.

What I tried to tell is that this game has its "big" flaws but amount of text isn't one of them (it's not even in the top 10). And the reason for that is simple, there is a game which has good reviews and has a lot of text. That sets "standarts". Which makes your complaints somewhat irrelevant in a grand scheme of things.

P.S. If you didn't notice I said "what surprises ME". Which means it's my personal opinion and has nothing to do with allowing someone to do something.
 

0pis

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That’s actually a really good point and I agree - I’m going to change Shwifts real name from Taylor to Polina for that exact reason.

Buuuut, this is a satire and things will become more ridiculous in the future, so I’m not sure we should change that one.
I guess I’ll return to this topic after we’ll add more lore.
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How ridiculous we're talking here? Command and Conquer: Red Alert series levels of cheese? If so, go for it.
 
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Unless the whole point of the work is to have a total lack of logic (very disadvantageous if you want to tell a story or make fun of something as it pulls the audience out) it is a very bad idea to make things too illogical.

Monty Python is fun, but nobody watches is for the story.
 

baad

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What surprises me is that people complain that this game has a lot of text and repetitive sequences of art, while there is Caliross, where people in the comments piss themselves with delight at the "scenes", which have twice as much text and you stare at one picture for 10 minutes.
also shitty art
 
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