Based on 0.1 version
Well, I am glad the dev left a warning not to expect too much from this game. After all, it is hard to be let down if you are below ground already.
Story is pretty boring, with the classic absent father and bitchy older sister. I will give props for adding 2 older brothers though, as brothers are a rarity in adult games. It gives a hint a fresh air to the story.
Grammar is terrible. Gave up trying to count the mistakes after the first minute of gameplay. Speaking of game length, the game is around 3 minutes long, with about 1 minute being filled by what can only be described as a manual animation.
Visual are pretty bad, if not terrible. In this game, dicks have the magical ability to phase through clothes, which is pretty damn weird to see.
Characters appears to be pretty boring. I have stretch "appears to be" since no character other than the older brother gets any real exposition in this version.
This is probably one of the most disappointing games I have tried this month. I am usually vary of giving a review on the first version of a game, since I want to give the dev a chance to find his footing. However, with such alround low quality, I can't justify keeping silent. This is simply not good enough.
If you think about downloading the game, take my word that you won't miss anything if you just leave.
*Mumbles to self* Manual animations. Now I have seen it all......
*** Update for 0.7 version ***
So after not playing the game for 2 years, someone reminded me of its existance, so I got curious and decided to see if it had changed for the better.
After 2 years of development, the game certainly has changed. For the better though? Well, I guess that is in the eyes of the beholder.
While playing the game, I constantly had all kinds of questions popping into my head. Normally it is good for a game with a mysterious plot to make you have questions, but maybe not when the questions are stuff like:
- Why does the older brother always call his mother-in-law "mother-in-law"? Is it to spite her, or can't he simply be bothered with remembering her actual name? The game never acknowledges this interaction (which happens multiple times) so I guess it is up to us to decide.
- Why does the mother suddenly become a slut for her son? Why does she suddenly feel the need to strip down to her underwear in front of him, just to send him to the grocery store?
- Why is a woman absolutely outraged for being mistaken for a teenager, despite being 32 years old? I know women who would comit crimes to be viewed as 15 years younger.
- Why do we play as multiple people? I thought the youngest son was the one we controlled, but we also make decisions for his father, older brother and even the brother's wife. It makes me feel less like I am playing the younger brother, and more like I am the almighty overlord in a "Sims" game.
- Why is Eve a chameleon? I chose the Eve route, because I liked the way she looked and acted. However, I was soon forced to settle with liking the way she acted, because her looks keeps changing every other scene. Why can't she stay the cute girl I was attracted to, instead of gradually being turned into a boy? I hate short-haired girls, which is one of the reasons I found Eve initially attractive.
Fun side note: I always choose names from movies, games or cartoons when I play these games, and this time I named my MC "Butters" from South Park. Imagine my surprise, when at the end of the game, Eve ended up looking fucking EXACTLY like Butters from south park.... WHY?!
- Is Alex (the older brother) a Ped? Seriously, in one scene he is facing his wife, who is 2 feet from him, and her head barely reaches his mid-section. Either she should be a stand-in for the next "Smurfs" movie or he should become a pro-wrestler under the name "Tower of Terror". Or maybe the models are just insanely FUCKED for this scene.
The game has come a long way since last time, and there are some neat little details that I liked in the game. Like Eve being a nerd, despite the fact that she acts like the bane of all nerds in public. Also, she apparently has periods, which is usually a bodily function only remembered in legends on this site, so props for that little detail.
But a small nugget of gold here and there, does not a good game make. I played half the game, settling into the role of a normal young man, trying to figure out the non-existant solution of how to talk to girls, and then suddenly the game turns from a slice of life to... something else?
The game suddenly introduces all these new elements to the story. Superpowers now exist. Mind control potions are not only real, but they have been used for years. But superpowers and mind control could easily become boring during the 10 FUCKING MINUTES since they were introduced, so let's throw in a fucking cloning facility, because why not? What's that you say? You are not impressed? But wait; THERE'S MORE!!! Have a spaceship and some aliens my good man!
Bear in mind that all the above elements was just from a single story-branch, so god knows what else is in the other storylines.
After getting a headache trying to keep track of all these new elements, presented to me in an unreasonably short timeframe, the game seemingly took mercy on me and slammed on the brakes, going from 1000 MPH to dead-stop in less than 2 seconds and slapping a "The End!" on my forehead. Can't you guys keep a steady pace going, all this 0-100 and back to 0 is making me feel sick.
I tried. I really tried to give the game a chance again, but it is like trying to train a headless chicken: It won't listen to you and it dies in 30 seconds anyways.
The story is better than last time, probably because there is simply MORE of it this time around, but almost none of the story makes any sense. The game and story is slow and regular for a while and then it starts bombarding you with mind control potions and spaceships. Just... no. In a game like this, you need to build up supernatural elements, you can't just throw them in there, because you feel like it. Also, most games struggle to use a single supernatural element convincingly, but this game has like 5 or 10 of them, and it just becomes a giant cluster-fuck. You bit off more than you can chew, and funnily enough, I am the one feeling the pain because of it.
Giving the game 1 extra star, because I do see an effort being made, but the game is just too much of a mess for my taste.