VN - Ren'Py - DickmonX Remake [v1.2b] [mayonnaisee]

Well I played it.

Let's be fair here; theres not a single human being, including purported fans of this particular work of art, can claim to have come here expecting something good, so the fact that I was left with a cold, numbing sense in my mouth is only counterbalanced by the amount of time spent playing it, which is mercifully short.

Plot? To even deign this game for having a plot does a great disservice to even the standards of your typical H game. Basically there is no actual plot to speak of. You play as 'Nick'. You have a massive dick and your primary function is to fuck girls. There's your plot in a nutshell, and all the in between stuff is mere dressing as the story bumbles around contriving reasons for the girls to accept the fuckery. Not to mention that there's no gameplay choices in this game. Just spacebar until the game ceases, and after that kiss the ground that the ordeal is finally over.

As for the artwork, subjective though it may be, its fucked up. What you have here is a collection of zombies wearing the mask of the IP characters. Very voluptuous, decently drawn zombies, but nevertheless souless husks. What is doubly disappointing is that despite the IP's minimalist design, its not like theres isnt any nudes in the manga itself that can serve as a starting point for design choices. Its just my opinion that if youre thirsty for some doraemon porn, surely youd like it to be as close to the source material as is possible.


To Conclude...

At present and indeed future, unless massive changes are made, I can see no earthly reason for anyone to actually play this game. The gameplay is just a succession of spacebars with no choices, the plot and characters are near a state of vacuousness, and the porn does not distinguish itself from other games. If there is some semblance of a niche this game provides, is that someone has committed themselves to provide the world with some doraemon porn, for better or for worse.

So what can be improved from this game? Heres a small list of my own personal suggestions;

- Might as well use Nobita as the MC. There really shouldnt be any concerns with regulations as Shizuka is already present. And even if there is, just use an aged up Nobita, its not like timetravel isnt already a thing in the IP itself. At least with Nobita, the story is easily written and is more relatable to fans.
- Use other female characters because honestly, theres tons and tons of them in that manga, particularly girls that at very least dont have those bug eyes on them. Do we really have to paste Nobita's mom's head on a photorealistic body just to jerk off? Even Dorami being humped by her big bro is a damn better sight.
- The game at present is just too linear. Might do better to allow players to choose who they want to pursue.
- Plot ideally should be more than just 'and then they fuck'.

I like the art and how MC is so naughty, remember good times faping with Sisuka or his mother hahaha. Can't wait for the following updates! We need anal, blowjobs, deeptroat...

Maybe an evolution couldbe a game point and click doing some tasks to earn "favors"

Lots of fucking, very little plot. I like. Plus hot milfs with average faces is an underrated fetish. Animation is palpable, women is good, variety, mc is an asshole and loves assholes, innocent childhood friend check, her mom reluctant check, and more. Love it.

pretty good game for a beginner. I always wanted one on doraemon so you fulfilled my wish ,thanks for that bro. Please make one on shinchan too, I hope you become successful and achieve your goals.Use this game to polish your skills also focus a bit more on story and dont add ntr please. tnx

this is a wonderful game childhood dreams came true tamako,shizuka,her mom,suneo's mom was a bonus i could did not expect her to be so thick maybe the dev have a good taste this game will defo be a biggie in upcoming days maybe there should be some netorare/netorase optional content should be there it'd add more taste like shizuka getting laid by dekisugi/gian or his mom scene with doraemon btw this game is still great this would be best parody game if it has more story which would be there in upcoming days thank you very very much mayonnaisee san may you have happy long life

It gets 3 instead of 2 stars for being exactly what is says on the tin (tags). However the writing could not be more sloppy, rushed or honestly, just plain boring. No build up, no delayed gratification, nothing.

Scene change, BAM porn logic, time after time. Too bad because I really enjoy parodies of known IPs.

Awesome game brings back the childhood (parody) hehehe!! Guys u will absolutely like this dev just need ls to put more effort on his drawing and animation thats it ... Although it has got some good potential gota keep this on the watch'list .. guys can give a try ..

Well, I decided to give this a try since the tag list looked nice, and the art looked nice. I am not familiar with the IP at all, maybe that is the reason I found this to be just a waste of disc space, but I've played plenty of other games based on popular media universes with no knowledge of the IP and enjoyed them - not true here. I don't really know how to critically review this game, it was just so brief and abrupt. All the events happen quite quickly, often illogically, and then 10min later you're at the end. I'm usually not a huge VN fan but this was just... not what I was expecting based on the number of updates the game has seen and the tag list.

5*s all the way
Game is more like a VN since it has no option but the storytelling and the images are fun and good to watch!
Please more milfs and more blackmailing from the hero!
More hot babes , more fun action!
Especially with the house milf , that is the best

this game is goated so far finally someone actually making a good doraemon game but thats not the point I like your character designs how you make nobita and shizuka mom look crazy hot and the plot is good, please complete the game

Review as of 0.5

I look forward to see how this progresses. The art style for Doraemon is weirdly hot when you lewdify it. And I like playing a degenerate mc and sneaking around groping.

I don't know how long this game is gonna be but I hope we get some sexy scenes with Nobita dominating these Milfs with his newly acquired libido and huge dick.

I look forward to more, and hope this one doesn't go abandoned. The art is the appeal for me, and the sounds of plappening are a nice touch. I like the little groping here and there. Hope to see more updates because its a small game right now.

Game has potential. Arts are convincing. But the game is small, so I can't recommend it to anyone, but I enjoyed it. I believe it is going to be a popular game over the time. Just the dev needs to be patient. And dev should focus more on the storyline and it will be a hit. Good luck.

Update for v0.4 - Game is indeed making progress and the dev seems committed, but I don't understand why each update is so small. Given the small amount of content available, I still cannot recommend playing this yet.
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Old review -
Man I did not think I would ever be seeing a game like this over here. Even Disney character parodies haven't caught me this off guard.

Nevertheless, if this is something that's gotten you particularly excited, I wouldn't recommend playing it just yet. You might have noticed from the lack of any tags or the extremely small file size, there is almost no content in the game yet.

I mean seriously, there couldn't have been more than say 30 renders/drawings in there. It literally is just Nobita (un-changeable name) taking some enlargement pills from doraemon and grinding for 5s on his mother as seen in the preview pictures)

The positives are that the art is good. Personally. that's a little concerning considering how similar the characters look to the original.

I unfortunately can't say anything else good or bad about the game, I'm surprised the dev even released this much. These drawings certainly take a lot of time to make, so while I hope to be wrong, I feel this might even be abandoned soon.

TL;DR - Too little content currently to even make it worth downloading, maybe try giving a play through on a future update. The three stars is simply a neutral rating and I am inclined to updating it depending on how the game progresses.