Rating: Dimension: Apostle
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics
---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☑ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ The animation isn't good, but it's still an animation
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☐ There is no animation
---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☑ 50/50
☐ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?
---{ Clothing customization }---
☐ Barbie's wardrobe
☐ There are some costume changes throughout the game.
☐ There are some clothing options.
☑ There is no clothing customization.
(☐ Does the clothing wear out when taking damage?)
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☐ A story worthy of attention
☑ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☐ Enough time for a Game of Thrones episode
☐ You're going to lose a few hours
☐ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 20 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ It will take a few sleepless nights
☐ You are really a pervert
☐ One Piece ends, and you still haven't done everything
☐ After the ending, there's an infinite mode
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☑ You have to use less than 1% of your brain
☐ Nothing to worry about, unless you have dyslexia
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft
---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☐ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☑ Gaming PC from 2012
☐ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint
---{ I recommend that you play it? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
Last words:
I'm recommending this game only because it's possible to finish it in under 10 minutes. However, it has almost no story—just a few dialogues, like you being imprisoned in a mansion where your pursuer is obsessed with sex, and you become his sexual servant. You start locked in a cage, but the guard forgets to fully secure it, so you escape, finding yourself in a mansion very similar to or exactly like The Dolls map from Pacify. But instead of you hunting the monster, you have to run from a being trying to have sex with you. There are extensive customization options for your pursuer, although poorly organized, but you can’t customize the main character, only the pursuer. The gameplay is decent if you ignore all the bugs—which, ladies and gentlemen, are many. These aren’t just texture glitches or floating objects but bugs that directly affect gameplay, like getting stuck in walls, falling from the second floor to the first, the mouse freezing the screen, among other issues I noticed in less than 10 minutes of gameplay.
I finished the game quickly after running through some rooms and encountering my pursuer. When caught, there’s a sex scene, but unlike other games, it continues afterward, and you respawn in a random place in the mansion. I found the key in the place I respawned, went to the front door, and escaped. The goal is simple: find the key and get out. However, the key has a random respawn. This would be more of a challenge if you died every time you were caught, as the pursuer has a medium-high speed, but you can escape her unless you’re stuck in a bug. So the difficulty level is low, with the main obstacle being the bugs; when you're stuck in a wall, it’s either game over or hoping the pursuer finds you to reset your spawn. Anyway, I really thought about whether I should recommend this game based on my mere 10 minutes of gameplay, but if you're curious about how it works, it’s worth trying—it’ll be over before you finish listening to a song.