I'll get to my main review of the game in a moment, but first, a message from our sponsor - My last fucking brain cells.
So you might be curious on why this game has such a poor rating, and comments ranging anywhere from the platforming is booty ass, to the controls being more difficult than going out and fucking an actual woman. Now, I played this game for about 10 minutes and was able to figure out (for the most part) what I needed to do. I'm not trying to say I'm a gaming genius, but if this many people are struggling, I might want put this whole "Jerking off" thing on pause, and maybe become a world renowned mathematician or something.
Review time:
I'll keep this review part short and sweet with a small description and some pros and cons. The game is pretty much a side scrolling plat-former with simple puzzle mechanics sprinkled in. Getting fucked? Hit the Ctrl key when the indicator below the bar says to. Can't get to a specific area? Try using the enemies to your advantage. Overall it's a pretty fun game with solid animations and promising future game play, and I'm excited to see where the dev takes it.
Pros:
+ Great pixel art animations
+ Satisfying sounds during sex
+ Unique mechanics for advancing locations
+ Decent amount of content (Currently)
+ Solid options menu
Cons:
- Some bugs can occur slowing down progress
- Not much initial direction in the beginning of the game
Q&A
Q: Does the platforming suck?
A: It's pretty solid and genuinely not upsetting, grow up.
Q: Why are the controls so bad?
A: Again, the controls are fine, just takes a second to understand them. It's not rocket science. Other than moving it's literally 1 button for the rhythm mini-game. If you get confused just go into the options and learn/rebind the controls for a second, they are pretty self explanatory.
Q: How do I win the rhythm mini-game?
A: The Ctrl key. There are 3 indicators of when to press the Ctrl key.
1. The button icon below the pleasure gauge.
2. When hearts come out of the pink circle around the character.
3. When the dick fully hits the deepest part.
Q: Why are the mechanics so frustrating?
A: Crazy suggestion here, but you might be a person who's prone to getting easily frustrated. But seriously, god forbid a porn game uses sex-based mechanics to advance you through the areas. I mean damn, even the save point is sex based. Can't walk on the leafy platform? Maybe try the only plant that can.
Q: Okay smart ass, if you love this game so much why only a 4 star rating?
A: Because the game still has it's flaws. For example when trying to complete the Blob Plant Extraction quest, some of the blobs got stuck in random parts of that upper area, and I had to do some wacky fuck shit to drop through the floor and land on them to pull them out. A few more problems happened but nothing too crazy.
Final thoughts:
I very rarely will post a review, but I feel this deserved some justice. It's difficult for me to see such a promising game get trashed on by those who refuse to take a few minutes of trial and error. I think the game has a decent ways to go for improvement, but, is in no way as "unplayable" as some reviewers and commenters are making it out to be. Try the game. You might just be crazy enough to enjoy yourself.