Wow, you actually read reviews, unbelievable! To reward your curiosity, let me give you a time saving life hack: don't play this game.
Why? Because it's AI slop, through and through. A tiny layer of polish barely good enough to hide the ton of feces underneath.
And I'm not talking about the art, mind you. No, no, that has obviously been generated by AI, you wouldn't even be reading this if you took issue with that.
No, instead, I argue this: not a single element of this game, from the art, to the dialogues, to the code, to the very gameplay, was touched by human hands. Not even tested. Except perhaps the part that asks you for money.
How do I know? Well, the code is almost offensively thoroughly commented in perfect French (which would be absolutely stupid for a single developer making an English game), with "Add this line here!" placeholders, even detailing what the one line function that sets your money to 10000 does (because the single developer of this really needed to explain themselves that didn't they?). And of course, emojis. Emojis everywhere. Enough emojis to make a unicorn puke.
So no, none of this code received any tender love and care by an actual human being.
"But coding with AI is the future, gramps, live with your time!", I hear you say. And you know what? You're right. I do agree. We live in a time where devs don't have to do the tedious task of coding manually. But let me explain to you how far the dev of this garbage pushed the laziness.
The premise of the game is to buy ingredients, make potions, sell potions that transform women, and keep goinh. Obviously, the list of potions was AI generated too, so we get the following generic nonsense (I know, spoilers, but believe me, I'm saving you time);
Potion of Growth (+)
Potion of Vision (️+)
Potion of Vitality ❤ (+)
Potion of Strength (️+)
Potion of Purity ✨ (+)
Time Potion ⏳ (✨+⏰)
Potion of Transformation (+)
Nature Potion (+)
Celestial Potion (+)
Potion of Truth ️ (️+)
Aquatic Potion (+)
Dream Potion (+✨)
Potion of Haste (⏰+)
Potion of Flying ️ (+)
Potion of Silence (+⏰)
Glimmer Potion (+✨)
Aether Potion (+⏰)
True Sight Potion (️+️)
Deep Roots Potion (+)
Double Blood Potion (+)
Twin Leaf Potion (+)
As you can see, Truth, Deep Roots and Double Blood potions, the very essentials of a kinky transformation game!
"Oh, wow, so each potion has a different, unique effect!"
Wrong, buddy. Each and every one of these potions makes boobs bigger. That's it. Well, that is if used on clients (though only 8 of those 21 potions *can* be used on clients). Oh, and none of those clients have a story, an identity, or even any dialogue, by the way. It's not about figuring out who needs what potion. That's literally written underneath their name. X needs Y potion. Good job, here's a boob picture. Peak gameplay.
But here's the "saving grace" of the potions: you can use them on your assistant too! Let me explain the perfectly logical effect of each potion on her to you, along with how the game justifies it:
- Potion of Growth - Boobs and hair grow. "With a sudden twitch, the assistant's hair grew several inches longer! Their posture seems slightly more imposing."
- Potion of Vision - Shows you her ass and does the ahegao face. "The assistant can now see through your clothes, which makes her horny. She's waiting for you!"
- Potion of Vitality - She drinks. That's it. Nothing else. "A healthy flush returned to the assistant's cheeks, and minor aches vanished. They feel completely rejuvenated!"
- Potion of Strength - She touches her ass. "The assistant quickly contracted his buttocks!"
- Potion of Purity - She drinks. That's it. Again. "A wave of calm washed over the assistant. Their expression is serene, and the air around them feels cleaner."
- Time Potion - She pours honey on her belly and it grows, apparently. "Assistant to the potion on her growing belly". Notice the incredible narration on that one.
- Potion of Transformation - She turns blue. "A shimmering mist enveloped the wizard, leaving light iridescent hairs on his skin." What the fuck does that mean, who's that wizard, where's that mist? Dunno. Apparently the author was so lazy they reused some flavor dialogue from something completely unrelated.
- Nature Potion - She bounces her breasts. "The assistant starts to shake her breasts naturally. She wants to feel them free." Yes. You read that right. The *only* link between the name of the potion and its actual effect is that it makes breasts bounce "naturally". Whatever that means.
- Celestial Potion - Her boobs grow. "A faint starlight twinkled in the assistant's eyes, and her breasts swelled and she felt like an angel." No wings or anything. She just vaguely "feels" like it.
- Potion of Truth - She drinks. And that's all. Again again. "The assistant suddenly revealed a long-held secret about the secret love affair with the doctor!" Same video as purity by the way, because fuck you.
- Aquatic Potion - She has sex. "A thought came to her, to make love with the doctor. She would feel like she was in the water.". Hmhmm. Yes yes. Pineapples scuba dive on Mercury, this all makes perfect sense.
- Dream Potion - She has sex. "The assistant yawned, their eyes becoming distant. They mumbled something about flying pickles before snapping back."
- Potion of Haste - She moves her ass. "The assistant is full of energy! Her movements are blurry, does she want something?!"
- Potion of Flying - She bounces her breasts. "the assistant feels light and like she is flying with her breasts." Yep. That's... that's where we are now.
- Potion of Silence - She lies there. "the assistant looks at you in silence...very naughty."
- Glimmer Potion - She dances around. "The assistant flickers faintly, every movement of her breasts blinds the doctor."
- Aether Potion - She ascends to Heavens I guess. Apparently her planet needed her. "The assistant seems transparent for a moment, seeing glimpses of other dimensions. They feel lightheaded."
- True Sight Potion - She shows you her ass and does the ahegao face - same video as Sight Potion. "The assistant sees the future with the doctor!"
- Twin Leaf Potion - She has massive boobs. Her hair has changed color for some reason. "The assistant asks the doctor how he wants to make her fly" I don't think I could make this up if I was high.
- Deep Roots Potion - She lactates. "The assistant's breasts empty with her pleasure." No, no, I get it, forests always make me lactate too.
- Double Blood Potion - She shows her boobs. "The assistant's veins visibly pulse with energy. They feel a surge of raw, primal power."
If you see a link whatsoever between the effect those potions advertise and what they actually do, give me a call - I know a great psychiatrist.
In case you're confused, here's what happened: the author generated some random ass videos of a lab assistant, asked ChatGPT to come up with potion names, and made the most bullshit lunatic flavor text to attempt to justify putting one on the other. So that's how instead of a strength potion that grows muscles, you get twerking, and instead of a nature potion that turn people into dryads you get "breasts that bounce naturally".
But back to the clients. As I said, they all need a specific potion, even though they have no story or unique dialogues whatsoever, BUT! You don't know the best part. The best part, is that there's only 10 of them that loop constantly. Again, no story, just literally two pictures. And remember that the goal of the game is to earn money by treating them so you can make more potions?
Out of 10 possible clients, treating *7* of them brings you less money than you spend buying the ingredients to make the potion. And you *need* to buy those ingredients, by the way. There's no other way to get them.
That's right. Playing the game normally will get you softlocked after 30 seconds. Because the author didn't even bother to do the math or play it for 30 seconds. Just asked ChatGPT to shit it out, sent it, asked for your money and moved on. The *only way* to progress through the game is to use the "unstuck" button that empties your inventory and resets your money to 500. Keeping in mind that money will never get above 500 unless you skip 7 out of the already few 10 clients available because playing the game *the right way* makes you lose.
So overall: worthless AI slop. If you value your limited time on this Earth, don't waste it on this.
And to the author of this, respectfully: you must think I hate you and your work, at this point. That I despise this game because it's AI. I actually don't. I believe in you. I believe you can make a good game. I believe you can make a good game *using AI*, even. And you know what? I believe you can even *make a game with AI that's worth paying for*.
All I'm asking from you, is to care, just a little, about making something worthwhile. To care enough to actually test your game and notice it's broken. To care enough to make transformations that actually make sense with the potion names. To write just a few dialogues to make the characters special.
You like to write good stories? Then write a good story, and let AI handle the code. You like to code? Then code a technically impressive video game, and let AI handle the art. You like great visuals? Then take a pencil and create something beautiful, and let AI come up with the gameplay. You enjoy interesting gameplay? Come up with a game that's fun to play, and have AI make the dialogues.
Whatever it is you'd enjoy doing, do it, and make AI handle the rest if you don't want to do it yourself. But please, please, make something that is worth more than just a few prompts sent to this AI here and there. Please care just a little about making something no one else but you could do. I know you can make a game nobody has ever seen before. I trust this game can be it. Just take a moment, and think about the unique piece of art you want to bring into this world. I remain hopeful you'll put a little bit of sweat and soul into this. Until you do, this will remain another installment on the endless pile of worthless slop.
