Eroico my fucking beloved
This right here chat, this is the greatest H-Platformer you will ever lay your hands on.
Am I biased? Yes.
Want to know why? Too bad we're going through it anyways.
Story
Ah the main character is a prince that needs to defeat the demon lord but unfortunately for him all the monster girls wanna that royal treatment(can't relate). You're also accompanied by this little funny girl I named Bluey.
Story takes a backseat here, and I'm glad it does.
Gameplay
There is no platformer I've played within the H sphere with movement as tight as this one. You have actual physics, you slide and bounce and jump and it all feels right. You've got a sword, a shield, and a fucking glock. Well no, it's a magicannon, but still. Using these tools you clamber through four separate stages, each one pretty long and allowing you fight a lot of WOMEN along the way. Finally I can practice my social distancing skills since I am always flocked with needy women.
In actuality, you can completely turn off scenes when starting the game. Because scenes in this game don't actually do anything in terms of gameplay, they don't reduce health or anything of the sort. The game even gives you a stun button to literally forcibly see a scene with a girl you're near without ever taking damage.
Frankly, I didn't care much for that when I first played this years ago, and I still don't. I just turn the scenes off and go for the glory, the game is incredibly challenging by design, forcing you to really understand it's movement in some areas as well as giving you enemies that attack you with unorthodox methods compared to a standard platformer. It will certainly keep you on your toes.
Working your way up this game's difficulties can feel incredibly satisfying, as you do in fact get better.
Bosses
So my brain was braining and I tried to remember if there were three or four areas, and now I can't seem to recall. Regardless, the three bosses I do remember?
The first one is incredible, the second one is okay, and the third one is great.
It's definitely a mixed bag, but they're regardless fun capstones to each area. Not to mention on every difficulty you're given a checkpoint right before them so you can learn them without issue. There are even a few easter eggs(pong anyone?)
Soundtrack
Original music anybody? Its a shame I can't afford the social credit loss of playing the Eroico Boss theme anywhere would cause me, still, its great music, all of it.
In the end, this game is a ten out of ten, five out of five, two out of two, whatever you wanna rank it.
The game may be shortish, but it makes up for it for being well paced and having multiple difficulties for a lot of replayability. For that reason I don't deduct any points in the story regard, since I was so emotionally torn at the end of my adventure. (The real bluey was the sex we had along the way)
Okay, I'm done my reviewing spree for now, I can't think of any other H-Games I've played that I'd wanna rank here... Let me know if you have something else I should look at.
This right here chat, this is the greatest H-Platformer you will ever lay your hands on.
Am I biased? Yes.
Want to know why? Too bad we're going through it anyways.
Story
Ah the main character is a prince that needs to defeat the demon lord but unfortunately for him all the monster girls wanna that royal treatment(can't relate). You're also accompanied by this little funny girl I named Bluey.
Story takes a backseat here, and I'm glad it does.
Gameplay
There is no platformer I've played within the H sphere with movement as tight as this one. You have actual physics, you slide and bounce and jump and it all feels right. You've got a sword, a shield, and a fucking glock. Well no, it's a magicannon, but still. Using these tools you clamber through four separate stages, each one pretty long and allowing you fight a lot of WOMEN along the way. Finally I can practice my social distancing skills since I am always flocked with needy women.
In actuality, you can completely turn off scenes when starting the game. Because scenes in this game don't actually do anything in terms of gameplay, they don't reduce health or anything of the sort. The game even gives you a stun button to literally forcibly see a scene with a girl you're near without ever taking damage.
Frankly, I didn't care much for that when I first played this years ago, and I still don't. I just turn the scenes off and go for the glory, the game is incredibly challenging by design, forcing you to really understand it's movement in some areas as well as giving you enemies that attack you with unorthodox methods compared to a standard platformer. It will certainly keep you on your toes.
Working your way up this game's difficulties can feel incredibly satisfying, as you do in fact get better.
Bosses
So my brain was braining and I tried to remember if there were three or four areas, and now I can't seem to recall. Regardless, the three bosses I do remember?
The first one is incredible, the second one is okay, and the third one is great.
It's definitely a mixed bag, but they're regardless fun capstones to each area. Not to mention on every difficulty you're given a checkpoint right before them so you can learn them without issue. There are even a few easter eggs(pong anyone?)
Soundtrack
Original music anybody? Its a shame I can't afford the social credit loss of playing the Eroico Boss theme anywhere would cause me, still, its great music, all of it.
In the end, this game is a ten out of ten, five out of five, two out of two, whatever you wanna rank it.
The game may be shortish, but it makes up for it for being well paced and having multiple difficulties for a lot of replayability. For that reason I don't deduct any points in the story regard, since I was so emotionally torn at the end of my adventure. (The real bluey was the sex we had along the way)
Okay, I'm done my reviewing spree for now, I can't think of any other H-Games I've played that I'd wanna rank here... Let me know if you have something else I should look at.