Unity - Escort Simulator 2 [v1.20] [Entropy Digital Entertainment]

Game concept is boring and the current implementation is just bland. It's as generic as it can get for a porn game. Runs terrible and assets don't load in at times. The scenes are not great, most have cliping issues with stuttering and slowdown. It's just not good game with little to no potential.

TLDR, it really not worth the 4+ gb download.

So, this is for the v1.20 version, future updates may make it better.

Dear god, everything that could go wrong with this seems to have gone wrong.

Character creation with large movements (for the female PC, didn't test the male character creation) makes it impossible to easily tell what's changing and by how much. It also has that lovely thing of multiple, linked sliders. So you increase one slider and it changes another slider, across multiple body part sections even.

The sex animations remind me of early Skyrim sex animations, and the physics are really wonky. The penis on the guy and the hair on the girl frequently become massive tentacles flailing through the map. I'll admit, some of the physics issues may be my computer being old and in desperate need of an upgrade.

Gaining money and XP caused a massive slowdown of the game, while it was running just fine with the animations adding in a couple of counters going up and 2d sprites on screen slowing it to a crawl. (again, might be my PC)

It's a grind fest. It takes about 4-5 orgasms from the guy to get the XP to go to level 3, but that totals something like 1/3 the money needed to buy the next stage. I didn't feel like sitting another 20 minutes of the same 4 (bad) animations to get the cash / XP to get more, so I stopped before getting the next stage or unlocking any more animations.

The clothing seems to do nothing, and the superhero outfit has a rather horrifying affect on the escort's feet, since they didn't model them correctly with the heels.

The female voice lines are just fairly flat delivery of generic lines, that don't match what's actually happening. Talking about getting a facial when you're doing cowgirl long before the ejaculation bar fills was just one of the more common things I heard.

Lastly, something that's just a bizarre design choice. The loading screens give you the percentage loaded out to 6 decimal places. So if you want to see 4.136623% loaded, there you go. Again, doesn't affect anything, but weird to see anything past maybe 1 decimal place.

So yeah, really not worth the download. Maybe it'll be better in later versions, but I'd skip this one and at probably the next few updates (depending on progress per update).

Not worth the download right now (Version 1.20)

Nothing seems to work right. Decent core, but not functional yet.

Aside usability issues like awkward camera controls and the models not standing still during creation, the sex scenes themselves aren't working.
The male model's penis just bumps and contorts around. I fought with it for a while and was never actually able to attain penetration....

And if there are positions beyond the first 4, I don't know, because it takes forever to level up and more positions are gated behind levels.

Simply put game is unbalanced and currently broken. However, I am intrigued enough by the visuals and premise that I'dl like to see it made into a functional state.

I wish I could rate this game higher, but I can't. Let's go over why.

MUSIC AND SOUND: Games are typically shipped with the ability to change the volume in the menu for a reason. Not doing so is a dick move.

CUSTOMIZATION: Customizing your female character is amusing. Except for when you're trying to change a detail, and she goes into some dumbass idle animation that shakes the physics around weirdly so you can't at all see what you're doing.

PHYSICS: Holy shit the physics. It's like someone took DOA breast jiggle physics and applied it to the hair. Also why on earth does the dick have jiggle physics when fucking? It just makes it impotently flop against the outside of whatever hole it's supposed to be going into, and/or just random chaos jiggles. What the hell, man.

SEX SCENES: They're pretty generic poses, but the icing on top, the cream of the crop of the whole mess is the gape effect that seems to randomly apply itself to either orifice, depending on the whims of the tides and/or whether a toilet is being flushed in the country of Belgium at the time or something. So you get gaping holes a lot. Except you don't, because the gape effect doesn't properly overwrite the body geometry, so you get what looks like a hollow tube trying to stab its way out of a flat vagina and/or ass texture.

GAMEPLAY: Click a pose, wait, click orgasm, once for each partner, wait, click the orgasm buttons again, wait, etc. It's... kinda shit. And it's made even More shit by the fact that there are paid unlocks that don't actually benefit you in any way? The strip club and the shower, Especially the strip club, cost like crazy to unlock, given the fact that they provide no benefit whatsoever. So you're just wasting your money for a milestone that doesn't actually pay out in any real way. Other than that, it's just a "Click, wait, click, wait, click, wait" grindfest that doesn't feel particularly useful or good.

CLIFFNOTES: It's not immersive. It's not "real time". It's BARELY a game, it's DEFINITELY not an RPG(It's SORT of a simulator, if anything). Also there's nothing "Hidden" about the game at all. Good if you wanna watch people randomly grind their jiggles together, but otherwise, kind of a waste of time and effort.

EDIT: Had to knock off a star because it's possible to basically crash-bug your save file. Don't buy the Cowboy suit, and if you do, be patient, as it may or may not crash when trying to load onto your character. Also another way to reduce bugs, pick the Low Buns hair style, or any other hair style with no physics enabled segments. Fix your Game, broski.