Unity - Abandoned - Escort Simulator [v1.0] [Somavision Games]

I had low expectations for this game because the name of the game made me think of those 3D games on F95 that are locked behind a paywall. Luckily, this game is NOT locked behind a paywall. I tried customizing the female and I was not happy with the options. She pretty much looked like an 18 or 19 year old no matter what I changed, so I could not go for an older MILF look. I could only make her breasts so big. I discovered that making her more volumptious made her breasts even bigger, but still not big enough and I didn't want her to look obese. All of the hair choices looked goofy and unrealistic. It's as if someone had 10 or 100 asset choices for a "custom avatar" game and they went with the cheapest, most basic avatar system. I didn't bother customizing the male avatar, but I wish that I did because the default male looks really awful. He had this shaggy blonde hair that does not go with his body at all. I was greeted with a screen of locations that were locked. I started to think that this was a paywall game again. But after trying out a few sex poses, I learned that you receive coins every time you ejaculate. The coins are used to unlock more things like more sex poses and locations. But because the basics of the game did not interest me, I had no desire to sit there and grind boring sex poses until I unlocked everything. The female voice acting was bad. Her voice was annoying and she just kept repeating the same boring simple lines. I will give this game a generous two stars for effort, but it's just not that appealing to me. Oh , I forgot to mention that the game is glitchy. The male's penis stretches out like rubber all over the place. UPDATE: I actually will make this a one star rating. I just got 0% satisfaction playing this game. It wasn't worth the download.

This isn't really a game...and I'm not quite sure how to take it. You have an escort which you can customize, then you bang her.

The "small" breasts and "small" ass are really C-cups and an average ass so that's your starting point.

Graphics were ok. For 3D they still reminded me of a cartoon.

The dialogue is hilarious...I'm not sure if it's intentional.

There are some serious issues with this simulator. First and foremost, the options are limited. It says to watch the dialogue and choose based on what the escort is saying but it seldom lines up.

The bigger problem I have is that the animations are horrible. Half the time you're thrusting into the air and missing the target.

I was thinking with a 1.0 release that this was complete but it seems more like a .5 release given the animations.

Overall, I thought it was a waste of time so 1 star.