An Unrealistically Silly & Charming Game That I Can't Get Enough Of. A Total Defining S-tier
The devs were given the choice between - solving world hunger & hairy balls, or create PEAK. They chose peak. Because BOY did they cook.
I gotta say this game takes a bit of getting used to. It's one of those games where the story just keeps getting better as more is revealed.
Stage One: Pilot
You're a fresh off the boat lvl.1 teenager living amongst buncha baddies; playing a vr game all day. Sounds exciting irl, but a complete bore for a plot, or at least that's how I thought it was gonna turn out.
The MC seems weak, not particularly attractive, boyish, and worst of all GENERIC. Like me, some of you will have to soldier on through the intro to find the real GEM that this game produces. Swear on my sexy 6th grade teacher, it is worth it!
Unrealistic & Proud
Once you get used to the wackiness of this game, everything starts to make sense. All the shenanigans the main cast go through on a daily basis, you now believe, is the staple to a healthy lifestyle.
Just in case you think I jest, I want to go on record and make it 100% clear. This game is not realistic, nothing about it is. From body proportions, behaviors, mechanics, to outcomes. Yet, all of it make perfect fucking sense.
As if you drop a gallon of sugar into the recipe but are left scratching your head wondering why it came out spicy and flavorful.
Eternum is just that. Everything is so silly, but somehow you end up with a story that is multi-layered, engaging and a fucking chef's kiss.
The Romances & their feminine charm
Oof. Bruh what amazing baddies the devs have blessed us with. They are sexy, caring, quirky, and fun.
You have Penny - Mankind's finest creation, who comes off as a self-important influencer/model blonde bimbo. But later reveals herself to be none of those, except the fine part.
Some of the other girls can start off on a wrong foot too, but if you stick with them in the beginning, they return MASSIVE yields. And I am not just talking about Nancy's breasts. You can date all the girls at once if you want, or date none at all if you're a semen retaining sigma alpha gigachad.
The cast of datable women in this game are not that diverse, I'd say. Being the crown champion, you would think that this game would have all types of flavors when it comes to women, but no it doesn't and I couldn't be more pleased. I don't think a single game needs to manage all types of LIs. It just needs to be really good at what it does. And Eternum does that in spades!
If I had to change something about the LIs, I would make some of them taller, to enhance their womanly charm, whereas this game leans more towards the girly charm side.
The MC has AURA
Remember I described MC as weak, a little while ago? Well, that's old news now. Orion might fail a natty or not, but he definitely no scrawny little bitch no more. He is a fucking tank who looks manly AF when sitting beside his bitch. A complete 10/10 dream bod! He is also a lot more assertive, sure of himself, and frankly, handsome. I am definitely getting as jacked as him. Won't be long now till he goes from lvl. 1 crook to lvl. 100 Mafia boss.
The Wacky World Of The Virtual Reality Eternum
Inside Eternum, is a virtual reality game - Eternum. Initially, I don't think much of it. But as the story progresses, I can totally see why everyone in this fictional world is drawn to Eternum like EDP is to cupcakes. The wacky adventures of this game can only be done in the ETERNUM! And boy are they fun. Mind you, some of it is actually really serious. But Nancy taking control over the WRE as it's sole ruler and now bringing glory by expanding through war, is just PURE cinema.
Safe sex is just that, safe.
I can not stand a lot of the earlier sex scenes in the game. Having sex in Eternum inside it's virtual reality game - Eternum, feels fucking bland af. It lacks spice. Especially when it's the first time sex scene with an LI. Something mentally not sexy about any of that. Even if they feel everything as real, having sex in a virtual reality feels like putting on a condom over your entire body. TEAR THAT OFF you fucking lil bitch!
Knowing now Eternum is not a virtual reality, but astral projection helps a lot, but the sex scenes outside of Eternum are still a LOT sexier. Something mentally stimulating about getting dirty & sweaty, and leaving the girl sore for HOURS. That can't not work inside the Eternum.
Man's best friend.
You know a wacky, over-the-top story is never complete without a best bro. We got Chang for that. He is weirdly funny, and a total bro. And thank God we don't have to compete with him for women. We'd lose. There are also bunch of other reoccurring characters that are hilarious in nature and add that extra seasoning to the story, so you're not snoozing your way through when Dalia's bootycheeks aren't on display.
Stage Fin: Eturnamite
"Okay. enough of all that. Should I or should I not play it?" FUCKING PLAY IT YOU UNCUL- ehm. Yes, you def should play. This game is AMAZING! A total S-tier, top of the food chain type shi.
Strong story? Check. Lovable LIs? Check. Hilarious? Check. Catchy Soundtrack? Check. Penny Best girl? Checccccccccccccccccccck.
It is not everything you can cram into a game that rival a Pirates Of The Caribbean production, but what it is indeed, a decently financed, over-the-top, sexy, lovable, well-thought out, engaging game with rich personality that you won't find elsewhere. This game makes you smile so many times, I have played it multiple times, and I probably will again in the future when my memory of it isn't so fresh.
"I get that, but I am a good Christian. Should I still pl-" Yes.
The devs were given the choice between - solving world hunger & hairy balls, or create PEAK. They chose peak. Because BOY did they cook.
I gotta say this game takes a bit of getting used to. It's one of those games where the story just keeps getting better as more is revealed.
Stage One: Pilot
You're a fresh off the boat lvl.1 teenager living amongst buncha baddies; playing a vr game all day. Sounds exciting irl, but a complete bore for a plot, or at least that's how I thought it was gonna turn out.
The MC seems weak, not particularly attractive, boyish, and worst of all GENERIC. Like me, some of you will have to soldier on through the intro to find the real GEM that this game produces. Swear on my sexy 6th grade teacher, it is worth it!
Unrealistic & Proud
Once you get used to the wackiness of this game, everything starts to make sense. All the shenanigans the main cast go through on a daily basis, you now believe, is the staple to a healthy lifestyle.
Just in case you think I jest, I want to go on record and make it 100% clear. This game is not realistic, nothing about it is. From body proportions, behaviors, mechanics, to outcomes. Yet, all of it make perfect fucking sense.
As if you drop a gallon of sugar into the recipe but are left scratching your head wondering why it came out spicy and flavorful.
Eternum is just that. Everything is so silly, but somehow you end up with a story that is multi-layered, engaging and a fucking chef's kiss.
The Romances & their feminine charm
Oof. Bruh what amazing baddies the devs have blessed us with. They are sexy, caring, quirky, and fun.
You have Penny - Mankind's finest creation, who comes off as a self-important influencer/model blonde bimbo. But later reveals herself to be none of those, except the fine part.
Some of the other girls can start off on a wrong foot too, but if you stick with them in the beginning, they return MASSIVE yields. And I am not just talking about Nancy's breasts. You can date all the girls at once if you want, or date none at all if you're a semen retaining sigma alpha gigachad.
The cast of datable women in this game are not that diverse, I'd say. Being the crown champion, you would think that this game would have all types of flavors when it comes to women, but no it doesn't and I couldn't be more pleased. I don't think a single game needs to manage all types of LIs. It just needs to be really good at what it does. And Eternum does that in spades!
If I had to change something about the LIs, I would make some of them taller, to enhance their womanly charm, whereas this game leans more towards the girly charm side.
The MC has AURA
Remember I described MC as weak, a little while ago? Well, that's old news now. Orion might fail a natty or not, but he definitely no scrawny little bitch no more. He is a fucking tank who looks manly AF when sitting beside his bitch. A complete 10/10 dream bod! He is also a lot more assertive, sure of himself, and frankly, handsome. I am definitely getting as jacked as him. Won't be long now till he goes from lvl. 1 crook to lvl. 100 Mafia boss.
The Wacky World Of The Virtual Reality Eternum
Inside Eternum, is a virtual reality game - Eternum. Initially, I don't think much of it. But as the story progresses, I can totally see why everyone in this fictional world is drawn to Eternum like EDP is to cupcakes. The wacky adventures of this game can only be done in the ETERNUM! And boy are they fun. Mind you, some of it is actually really serious. But Nancy taking control over the WRE as it's sole ruler and now bringing glory by expanding through war, is just PURE cinema.
Safe sex is just that, safe.
I can not stand a lot of the earlier sex scenes in the game. Having sex in Eternum inside it's virtual reality game - Eternum, feels fucking bland af. It lacks spice. Especially when it's the first time sex scene with an LI. Something mentally not sexy about any of that. Even if they feel everything as real, having sex in a virtual reality feels like putting on a condom over your entire body. TEAR THAT OFF you fucking lil bitch!
Knowing now Eternum is not a virtual reality, but astral projection helps a lot, but the sex scenes outside of Eternum are still a LOT sexier. Something mentally stimulating about getting dirty & sweaty, and leaving the girl sore for HOURS. That can't not work inside the Eternum.
Man's best friend.
You know a wacky, over-the-top story is never complete without a best bro. We got Chang for that. He is weirdly funny, and a total bro. And thank God we don't have to compete with him for women. We'd lose. There are also bunch of other reoccurring characters that are hilarious in nature and add that extra seasoning to the story, so you're not snoozing your way through when Dalia's bootycheeks aren't on display.
Stage Fin: Eturnamite
"Okay. enough of all that. Should I or should I not play it?" FUCKING PLAY IT YOU UNCUL- ehm. Yes, you def should play. This game is AMAZING! A total S-tier, top of the food chain type shi.
Strong story? Check. Lovable LIs? Check. Hilarious? Check. Catchy Soundtrack? Check. Penny Best girl? Checccccccccccccccccccck.
It is not everything you can cram into a game that rival a Pirates Of The Caribbean production, but what it is indeed, a decently financed, over-the-top, sexy, lovable, well-thought out, engaging game with rich personality that you won't find elsewhere. This game makes you smile so many times, I have played it multiple times, and I probably will again in the future when my memory of it isn't so fresh.
"I get that, but I am a good Christian. Should I still pl-" Yes.