Oh, the pain, the terrible pain! For I have an excruciable Tinkerbell fetish that have been tormenting me for almost thirty years, so my expectations were at their heights. But once again, I have been taunted and deceived by the most vicious succubus of hell.
Seriously, tho, this game is a player’s nightmare:
Seriously, tho, this game is a player’s nightmare:
- The “massage” part is minimal: it’s a grindy and extremely boring minigame in six acts (each one divided in five parts who need 10 clicks each) for each of the four fairies. So roughly 1,500 pointless clicks. The six acts consists of the fairy in two positions (on her back or on her belly) with different amount of clothing, 100% lengtheners to avoid Steam refunds.
- After the massage part, you unlock the sex scene, which seems extremely rushed: very few (and pretty bad, I must say) animations, where decent kinks are hinted but never embraced (to avoid censorship, I guess): no penetration whatsoever, different objects to play with (pen, lollipop, banana…) but with the same softcore animation loop and a lot of missed opportunities (like the saltshaker, which gave me great hopes until I realized there were no special animations and that the voiceover was still giggling…)
- The fairies and art aren’t particularly well done, and animations are bad. I’ve done better with Action Script3 fifteen years ago and I’m a complete amateur.
- The voiceover is VERY annoying. ‘member Cartman as a Cupid? Well, that’s it! Pretty fun, but not what I would call fapping material (at least not for me).
- The dialogues are profoundly dull and not even sexy, utterly destroying the little atmosphere there was: “On the way, I saw a man practicing his massage technique. People are quite purposeful people!”; “Our last meeting went great!”… ffs… Can you at least beg be not to tear you up, or ask about my relation with my mom?
- The game seems designed by cash-grabbing non-player individuals: most stats are nonsensical and pointless, you could do everything with all stats at 1 (it would just take a bit more time); money is scarce at first, then plentiful, all the gaming part is imbalanced and I guess, never tested or reviewed.
- Last but not least, the fifth and sixth massage scenes use semen as massage oil, AND I’M NOT OKAY WITH IT! Why would I ejaculate on a fairy BEFORE we even had a sex scene? How could I ejaculate at will? Why is the fairy shy when I take my cock out in the following scene? My dick just sneezed on your pretty wings, so don’t play the goody-goody! And how is my semen oily? No, wait, I don’t want to know!