Right...let's start at the beginning, I guess.
The MC is a fucking retard. He gets a call from a lawyer (supposedly) telling him he's the sole inheritor from some guy he never heard of and he quits his job flipping burgers on the spot, telling his boss to fuck off. No mention of WHAT he actually inherited. Sure is a good thing he fell ass-backwards into a fortune and not a used condom collection or something. I can't help feeling this shit was a self-insert by the dev that really, REALLY wants to be able to do this to his boss, possibly at a shitty burger joint.
The MC goes on being a fucking moron by letting the obvious gold-digging whore ex-wife of his great-uncle or whatever he is continue living at the mansion he just inherited, even after discovering that she and the housekeeper (she's actually a female head butler or something...she seems to be in charge of the household / staff) are conspiring against him intending to find some alternate will and then take everything for themselves. Good luck with that, even if you did it wouldn't annul the new will unless they can prove it was created under duress. Either way, the MC should just kick both of them out on their asses right away, but he doesn't because...I don't know, he's a spineless bitch?
The point system is...odd. You accumulate points by doing certain actions, some of them pervy, others by certain conversation choices, some by "investigating" rooms. You then have to use these points to either buy skills or perform sexual actions. For example, during "Sex Scene #1" with the maid if you don't use points the MC cums on himself before she even does anything to him, so he's basically a 13 year old virgin.
The sandbox is...eh, it's a sandbox, they all suck balls, but this one isn't absolute trash, so there's that. But every single action takes up a unit of time progressing from morning, to afternoon, to evening, etc. Certain actions or characters are only in certain areas at certain times. The time also advances even if you can't actually do anything at the moment. For example, visiting the housekeeper after the initial "Dis is da phone. Derp" conversation pops up with a "No further content with this character" message (which is an appreciated touch), but still uses up a unit of time.
There's a bit of Engrish going on, mostly in the form in incorrect capitalization. I've seen far, far worse. The dev is a native Spanish-speaker judging by the skill names in the variables but the translation into English is actually pretty good.
One infuriating part of the game is the system menu, or rather, the lack of a system menu. You can save just fine, but you can only load from the main menu, which you can't actually access once you've started the game. You have to tab out and close the game from windows or force-close the game, then start it again to be able to load unless you use the 1-slot quicksave / quickload from the game interface. You can usually get around this in games that fuck with this by going into preferences, but for some stupid reason the dev took that shit out. This also means you can't quit, since the option has been removed. Again, tabbing out or force closing are your only options if you're in fullscreen.
Overall the game's passable. The models are nice, so far, and the animations seem pretty good. There's no "cum here" option in the sex scenes yet. You either pop early, cum in the maid's mouth, or cum in her pussy if you invest in the points to keep going, but you aren't actually given a choice which is going to be a letdown for a lot of folks.
The story is...turn your brain off.
The MC is a fucking retard. He gets a call from a lawyer (supposedly) telling him he's the sole inheritor from some guy he never heard of and he quits his job flipping burgers on the spot, telling his boss to fuck off. No mention of WHAT he actually inherited. Sure is a good thing he fell ass-backwards into a fortune and not a used condom collection or something. I can't help feeling this shit was a self-insert by the dev that really, REALLY wants to be able to do this to his boss, possibly at a shitty burger joint.
The MC goes on being a fucking moron by letting the obvious gold-digging whore ex-wife of his great-uncle or whatever he is continue living at the mansion he just inherited, even after discovering that she and the housekeeper (she's actually a female head butler or something...she seems to be in charge of the household / staff) are conspiring against him intending to find some alternate will and then take everything for themselves. Good luck with that, even if you did it wouldn't annul the new will unless they can prove it was created under duress. Either way, the MC should just kick both of them out on their asses right away, but he doesn't because...I don't know, he's a spineless bitch?
The point system is...odd. You accumulate points by doing certain actions, some of them pervy, others by certain conversation choices, some by "investigating" rooms. You then have to use these points to either buy skills or perform sexual actions. For example, during "Sex Scene #1" with the maid if you don't use points the MC cums on himself before she even does anything to him, so he's basically a 13 year old virgin.
The sandbox is...eh, it's a sandbox, they all suck balls, but this one isn't absolute trash, so there's that. But every single action takes up a unit of time progressing from morning, to afternoon, to evening, etc. Certain actions or characters are only in certain areas at certain times. The time also advances even if you can't actually do anything at the moment. For example, visiting the housekeeper after the initial "Dis is da phone. Derp" conversation pops up with a "No further content with this character" message (which is an appreciated touch), but still uses up a unit of time.
There's a bit of Engrish going on, mostly in the form in incorrect capitalization. I've seen far, far worse. The dev is a native Spanish-speaker judging by the skill names in the variables but the translation into English is actually pretty good.
One infuriating part of the game is the system menu, or rather, the lack of a system menu. You can save just fine, but you can only load from the main menu, which you can't actually access once you've started the game. You have to tab out and close the game from windows or force-close the game, then start it again to be able to load unless you use the 1-slot quicksave / quickload from the game interface. You can usually get around this in games that fuck with this by going into preferences, but for some stupid reason the dev took that shit out. This also means you can't quit, since the option has been removed. Again, tabbing out or force closing are your only options if you're in fullscreen.
Overall the game's passable. The models are nice, so far, and the animations seem pretty good. There's no "cum here" option in the sex scenes yet. You either pop early, cum in the maid's mouth, or cum in her pussy if you invest in the points to keep going, but you aren't actually given a choice which is going to be a letdown for a lot of folks.
The story is...turn your brain off.
