This game will have you pulling out your hair, fear not baldies - you will grow hair, just to pull it out in frustration!
Sandra Cantmove is the main character here with the inability to swim, and thus therefore not function as a normal human being when stuck in zero-g with some handcuffs on. Now don't get me wrong, the game visually is beautiful - as is Sandra herself, but all of that is lost when you finally get to move her. In essence, you don't - you endlessly press keys on your keyboard out of anger and frustration, questioning God himself if you're even worthy of playing such a game only to come to the conclusion that hey, I should read the instruction manual that itself is as long as the Bible - only to find that, well, controllers are more favourable here.
So, out of frustration again - you'll plug in a controller, boot up the game - go to the options where it will spaz out for a while, reducing the visible screen space to a 640x480 resolution as you squint at the screen to try to bring the resolution BACK to your screens size (unless you're playing on 640x480 then you have bigger issues at hand). And finally, when you do - and you hit save, the game, will crash. Only for you to do the whole dance of pain once again.
And when you finally DO get back into the game, you'll become acutely aware that you have made a grave error - that, well, this game just hates you. I mean, simply and obviously - perhaps even overtly - because it also sucks with controller inputs.
All in all, this game has some great potential, but as it stands - it's almost like driving a car in GTA 4. While it looks nice, it's fucking horrendous and handles like a drugged boat.
If you're brave, daring or just looking for something unique to stare at as you get eternally pissed off and question life itself, this game might just be for you. However, for now - I'm gonna have to pass hard on this one and wait until either the developer introduced simpler controls for idiots like myself, or I eventually forget it exists, see it again on F95 one day, re-download it only to once again repeat the cycle that is zero-g fuckery.
For now, I'm going to give it a 3 out of 5 - purely because it is evident the developer has actually put some effort here and with some modification to what is the worst aspect of the game, it could skyrocket (no pun intended) to being a great title.