I played this shitty game from start to finish, and unfortunately, everything that everyone said in the thread is true. This is
absolute ass.
You play as a guy named "Jax", but given that you aren't black nor you have bionic arms, I'll take it as a certain rabbit's misadventure before he got sucked into a digital circus that might be
amazing.
On the contrary, this game sucks monkey fuck, literally as seen in one tape of the game. The screen looks like a constant stream of vomit due to the VHS filter that you can't turned off, as noted by others, but the gameplay suck as well.
You collect fucking tapes around the map, with the most ungodly hitboxes known to mankind (it literally took me two minutes just to interact with the Master Bedroom door), that's it. They can't implement a run, a crouch, or anything that makes the game slightly more bearable, there
is a jump, but it's so pathetic small that the game is better without its embarrassing presentation.
Speaking of the map, it's the common Unity store asset used by the likes of
House Party and
My Sexy Neighbor but barely changed. It's so unchanged, most of the rooms and items are literally the same as they look in the latter game. Your sister is the most generic Daz3D model that's meant to be a jailbait, judging by the uncompressed photos on her phone (which is the only uncompressed piece of media you can see in this game, and it's about her getting fucked by a generic Daz3D ugly bastard that you saw everywhere). No wonder her scene has most of her model off the screen as if they're too afraid of letting people seeing their crappy modeling and animation. The model for the mom
might be good, again, it's too blurry to actually tell.
The animations actually look like the dev smacking two models together like naked Barbie dolls with clay penises, dare I say, even
Ride to Hell: Retribution's "sex scenes" look hotter than this. But do you know what he actually put effort into?
The monkey fuck scene.
No, I'm not shitting you, he literally put more love into a monkey's cock and balls than the rest of this "game" combined. He can't be bothered to make the camera close enough so we can watch the fucking sex scenes (since they're all amateur sex tapes, there's no reason to go security cam mode), nor can he be bothered to actually make human sex scenes plausible, yet he actually make sure the monkey's banana goes into the mom's asshole.
...and it somehow still looks like shit with its arm clipping into hers.
The game just fucking ends after you watched all the shitty tapes.
"
You won! But you found out your mom is a whore."
So? Why do I care? Where's the fucking mystery element I was promised? The only mystery this game offered me is
how did it got made? Even as a prototype first game, it's underwhelming, it may have even
lowered my opinion of the dev for releasing this piece of crap.
Throughout my 5 years on this site, I've played many games; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Yet this is literally the first game where it feels like a torture just to play through this 10 minutes experience, which I had to put my unfiltered hatred through about 30 minutes of words.
Fuck this game.
