Fun thread: List anything that happens in H games that doesn't exist in real life.
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I'm going to start off with a few common ones
The more sex a girl has, the wider the vagina becomes. It's also an unfortunate thing that many still believe in
The nipples and vagina become darker the more sex one has
That the mouth connects to the vagina
The more sex a girl has, the wider the vagina becomes. It's also an unfortunate thing that many still believe in
The nipples and vagina become darker the more sex one has
That the mouth connects to the vagina
1. The obvious one--women don't generally become overcome with lust upon seeing a man's penis. It doesn't mean they don't like dick, or don't find them particularly attractive, but unless they're a "size queen" or something, it takes more than that to get a woman going. Now, if a woman already likes a man, seeing his decent-looking rig might kick things up a notch, but it's not some kind of master key to every woman's vagina.
2. Similarly, sons and brothers generally aren't overcome with lust when they "accidentally" see their mom or sister naked. Now, there might be some who get some funny ideas, but generally they don't then set off on an outlandish quest to bone their way through the XX side of the family tree.
3. The "Stairway to Heaven" trope seems unrealistic for most situations. It's more likely that the path from open-mouth kissing to vaginal intercourse is quite a bit shorter than that. I did have one woman I dated when I was much younger who held me off at a certain level. It didn't take me long to pick up on this being a kind of manipulation--if you want my pussy, you need to do X, Y, and Z first. Most people aren't this manipulative. If they feel a similar kind of sexual desire, stuff happens pretty quickly.
2. Similarly, sons and brothers generally aren't overcome with lust when they "accidentally" see their mom or sister naked. Now, there might be some who get some funny ideas, but generally they don't then set off on an outlandish quest to bone their way through the XX side of the family tree.
3. The "Stairway to Heaven" trope seems unrealistic for most situations. It's more likely that the path from open-mouth kissing to vaginal intercourse is quite a bit shorter than that. I did have one woman I dated when I was much younger who held me off at a certain level. It didn't take me long to pick up on this being a kind of manipulation--if you want my pussy, you need to do X, Y, and Z first. Most people aren't this manipulative. If they feel a similar kind of sexual desire, stuff happens pretty quickly.
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Not all women are casually bisexual.
Actual lesbians don't like men watching them.
Victims of rape don't like it after a few seconds.
Teenage losers don't always get their hands on mind control drugs.
Men can't produce twice their weight in sperm.
Women's boobs don't grow throughout their lives.
Women's faces do show signs of ageing.
Actual lesbians don't like men watching them.
Victims of rape don't like it after a few seconds.
Teenage losers don't always get their hands on mind control drugs.
Men can't produce twice their weight in sperm.
Women's boobs don't grow throughout their lives.
Women's faces do show signs of ageing.
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Cocks don't have the same size as arms
Girls will not be okay if they find out that you're building a harem
Older and younger sister are not always bitch/pure
It's not so easy to peek on a bathroom with door closed and being unnoticed
Not every girl likes to do bjs
If you choose a shit answer, you can't load ;-;
Girls will not be okay if they find out that you're building a harem
Older and younger sister are not always bitch/pure
It's not so easy to peek on a bathroom with door closed and being unnoticed
Not every girl likes to do bjs
If you choose a shit answer, you can't load ;-;
Being able to go to work when ever you want
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- Men dont have horse-sized dicks.
- I cant have a harem, sadly.
- Most 18/19yr old girls are not clueless when it comes to sex, even if they are virgins.
- You cant "turn" a lesbian straight
- Black guys wont steal your girls, usually
- MILF's IRL dont get perplexed when they see a dick, especially if its their sons.
- You are almost guaranteed to get caught if you sleep rape someone.
- Most girls do not have melon boobs
- Most girls do not look like "perfect 10's"
- Most girls are not in awe of your dick, dicks are all different levels of ugly.
- Not everyone goes to the same clothing store (you know the one im talking about)
- Not everyone's dad is dead
- Sadly there are no Elf girls (Lin best Elf)
- No pixie girls either (Belle best pixie)
- If you and your loved ones are in a burning house, you can save both
- Girls dont like being corrupted, raped and turned into cumdumps.
- I cant have a harem, sadly.
- Most 18/19yr old girls are not clueless when it comes to sex, even if they are virgins.
- You cant "turn" a lesbian straight
- Black guys wont steal your girls, usually
- MILF's IRL dont get perplexed when they see a dick, especially if its their sons.
- You are almost guaranteed to get caught if you sleep rape someone.
- Most girls do not have melon boobs
- Most girls do not look like "perfect 10's"
- Most girls are not in awe of your dick, dicks are all different levels of ugly.
- Not everyone goes to the same clothing store (you know the one im talking about)
- Not everyone's dad is dead
- Sadly there are no Elf girls (Lin best Elf)
- No pixie girls either (Belle best pixie)
- If you and your loved ones are in a burning house, you can save both
- Girls dont like being corrupted, raped and turned into cumdumps.
Having sex in a pool/hot tub is not enjoyable for anyone involved.
Actually, in my limited experience, the hot tub sex was pretty, well, hot, and the gf I had at the time seemed to enjoy it.
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- A picture of a wife masturbating isn't going to make her husband divorce her.
- A woman won't jump on the first dick she sees no matter how sexually frustrated she is
- "I've already cheated once so it's okay to do it a 2nd or 3rd time".
- Not all cheerleaders are sluts.
- OBGYN doctors are not perverts they are professionals doing their job.
- You don't have to endure sexual harassment even if it is your first day at a job.
- Overseas business trips don't get planned overnight and they don't take years.
- You can't accurately take body measurements with your bare hands.
- A woman won't jump on the first dick she sees no matter how sexually frustrated she is
- "I've already cheated once so it's okay to do it a 2nd or 3rd time".
- Not all cheerleaders are sluts.
- OBGYN doctors are not perverts they are professionals doing their job.
- You don't have to endure sexual harassment even if it is your first day at a job.
- Overseas business trips don't get planned overnight and they don't take years.
- You can't accurately take body measurements with your bare hands.
well in my experience with my ex-wife after the water had washed away all her natural lubricant it was like trying to have sex with sand paper.
Trying to blackmail a family member into sex will end really badly for the blackmailer.
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*can confirm that from the other side!* Might depend on what they put in the water tho, thinking about it.
*suspects a large dollop of chlorine probs ain't to good for the old bits!*
When you do something to piss off your mom or sister, they don't immediately forget about it when you have dinner 20 minutes later.
Not all women are into BDSM and degradation, surprisingly many women react poorly when struck or get called bitch, whore, slut ect. especially with no prior discussion.
The actual mechanics of anal sex generally take substantially longer than what is portrayed--showering(cleaning the anus), lubing up, putting on a condom, slowly slipping in(if for the first time), etc. Railing a woman with no lube and no prep is likely to be a painful, shitty and bloody experience.
To be fair, this is also true with regard to how its portrayed in most porn videos.
To be fair, this is also true with regard to how its portrayed in most porn videos.
Having sex with one family member is really challenging to keep on the down low. Having sex with all of them is impossible to keep secret.
Related: grown women are quite good at picking up on nonverbal social cues and body language. They can tell when a man is interested(generally), and also when there's sexual tension between two people. In games this is infrequently portrayed.
Related: grown women are quite good at picking up on nonverbal social cues and body language. They can tell when a man is interested(generally), and also when there's sexual tension between two people. In games this is infrequently portrayed.
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Most women wear bras and panties under their clothes.
Also, women do not turn into invertebrates when bullied or groped by unknown assholes.
And sensible girls do not wear makeup when they sleep.
Oh, and a last one : most normal men don't get a raging hard-on from seeing some cleavage.
Also, women do not turn into invertebrates when bullied or groped by unknown assholes.
And sensible girls do not wear makeup when they sleep.
Oh, and a last one : most normal men don't get a raging hard-on from seeing some cleavage.
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